-At Neovia-
Mayor Thumburt:HAHA! YOU SHALL NEVER GET TO THE WELL!
Sophie:Oh noes! Its the PENGUIN!
Mayor:My name is Thumburt.
Bruno:I'LL SAVE YOU SOPHIE!-POW-
Mayor:OW! That hurt! GRRRRRRR!
Sophie:OH NO! THE PENGUIN IS TURNING INTO THE HULK!
Mayor:My name is THUMBURT!
Bruno:Don't slip on that banana peel!
Mayor:What Bana-AGH-Thud-
Gilly:WE WIN!
Sophie:O...M...G... ITS KING KONG!
Mayor:I'M THE PENGUIN! No, Wait... ARRRRRGGGGG!
Gilly:OK...Who does the final blow on him?
Sophie: OK Kong, take this! -points stick at mayor- Zap him!...Zap him!... What wrong with this thing?
Gilly:Hmm... I can't find my mask. Can't kick butt without the mask
Bruno:Ummm... I took a bath in gasoline and... if my eye itches during the fight I...might...go...blind...
Sophie:...of ALL our excuses, yours is the most pathetic.
Hoban:-Hears cheers of fans- GIVE ME BACK MY HAT YOU FANGIRL!
Sophie:Hey look! HOBAN WILL SAVE US!
Hoban:Huh? I will? Who decided that?
Gilly:The 29 people who voted for you, have fun!-Runs-
Hoban:HOW AM I GOING TO BEAT THIS OVERGROWN TURKEY?
Sophie:Your problem. -Runs-
Mayor:RAWR!
Hoban:... Hey look over here or I'll pelt you with rubber bands!
Mayor:Ha! I'm not going to...AHHHHHH RUBBER BAND ASSAULT!
Hoban:YAY! My rubber band plan worked!...Uh oh.
Mayor:RAAAWWWWRRRR!!
Hoban:GOGOGOGOGOGOGO
Hoban:Hmm... According to this map, I'M LOST! WOO!
Mayor:MY NAME IS...Wait no one got it wrong? YAY!
Hoban:Ok, NOW I'm on the right track. According to the map, 5 more steps and I'll find a swamp.-SLORP-...And I step in it and now I'm stuck.
Mayor:RAWR!
Hoban:Best pair of shoes too...-POP- Well some fan girls gonna find that and sell it for 2 million, but I'm free! -Hops away-
Mayor:RARRR-SLORP- Hey! What the hell?
Hoban:WOO HOO! HIS MASSIVE BULK IS DRAGGING HIM TO THE BOTTOM! He'll break out soon, so I better run.
Hoban:Which I can't, cause I lost my shoe... I know! FLIP-FLOPS!
Hoban:Ow...ouch...ow... never wear Flip-flops in the OW ...haunted woods. EE
-Meanwhile-
Tuan:Has anyone seen Hoban?
Bonju:I DIDN'T DO IT!
-back to the story-
Mayor:RAWR!!
Hoban:Oh crud! This calls for the power of my HAT! Now how does this thing work again? Umm... -Shake shake- No... ZAP HIM!...nooo... Maybe I should just wrap it around my arm and punch him.
Mayor:RARR-WAP- OW! -Thud-
Hoban:HORRAH! I BEAT THE PENGUIN
Mayor:MY NAME I-WAP- Ow -thud-
Sophie:Good job Hoban! Now I'll turn him into a petpetpet! -poof-
Gilly:HORRAY! Now lets save neovia!
-pours potion down well-
Sophie:Lets go home. Roo island is playing haunted woods for the championship tonight and I don't want to miss it.
-the next day-
Herman:Welcome to Neovia!
Sophie:YAY IT WORKED!
Reggie:HI BRUNO!
Bruno:Hi! Who are you?
Reggie:...I'm your brother...Reggie..
Bruno:I have a brother?
Sophie:You forgot about Reggie?
Bruno:Never heard of him.
Sophie:Bruno! Drink the cure!
Bruno:Ok. -Drinks-
Sophie:...It didn't work.
Bruno:You mean I get to stay buff? ALRIGHT!
HOORAY! The story is almost over which is both good AND bad D:D