PLOT PRIZES!
Gilly:Hey Sophie! Its been about 4 months, but the plot prizes JUST came out!
Sophie:YAY! Lets go check them out!
Hoban's Sandals- 1,000,000 PP
Sophie's Foam Finger- 900 PP
Ilere Cookies- 200 PP
Sophie Battle Plushie- 250,000
Vine Rope- 600 PP
Bruno's Book- 1000 PP
PP stands for Plot Points.
Hoban's Sandals- 1,000,000 PP
Sophie:Oh sure, HOBAN gets the most expensive prize.
Bruno:Hey this is weird, listen to the description: Hobans sandals. Just like any other pair, but Hoban wore them, which makes them special.
Sophie's Foam Finger- 900 PP
Sophie: …Whats my foam finger doing here?
Me: -innocently whistles- La la la…OH LOOK A DISTRACTION!
Everyone: -turns around-
Me: -runs away-
Ilere Cookies- 200 PP
Bruno:COOKIES!-glomp-
Gilly:COOKIES!-glomp-
Sophie: Ilere cookies: These little delights are made with Ileres super secret recipe.
Sophie:So whats in em?
Ilere:You don't want to know.
Sophie Battle Plushie- 250,000
Bruno:Sophie battle plushie? Durn, I spent to much points on the cookies. ;;
Gilly:Don't worry. It only does like 4 icons.
Bruno:Oh good, I thought I missed something good.
Gilly:...Of each type.
Vine Rope- 600 PP
Gilly: Must not...go back...to trauma...that was...vine rope... part...
Bruno's Book- 1000 PP
Bruno:YAY! I can buy my own book!
Gilly:Wait a minute...NOT A SINGLE ITEM HERE HAS MY NAME IN IT!
Sophie:So?
Gilly:SO? I WAS THE ONE WHO STARTED THIS WHOLE THING IN THE FIRST PLACE!
Bruno: Have a cookie.
Sophie: Whats REALLY Weird is the fact that I can find this stuff with less fancy names in a normal shop.
Prize keeper: Now remember to sell those when the hype about them is high before everyone figures out that they are worthless!
Thanks for reading everyone
However, again, all credits go to Ssonic5returns for the original version of this parody :D
I just uploaded it here and edited it a little.