A.N. It's night, let's make a deal. If you read this and review, and I sleep, I shall be happy.
BOW before my rediculous offer! But really, reviews are nice, if they have something nice in them.
I wish I owned Naruto, but since I don't, I own this!
Sorry for spelling Gaara's name wrong! And THANK YOU VERY much for telling me!
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I closed my eyes, but my a sudden force, I was being pulled up and realized, 'hey, i'm in a maze with a guy who I don't know very well, who else could've done it?' I glanced up at him. "You okay?" I asked.
"Yes, come on, we've got to go." He mumbled and grabbed my hand, as he started running, he let go. I followed close, regaining my balance, i'd rather not fall, so as I was thinking...let's see, monsters, anihilated, oh yes, Itachi and children. I glanced at him as we rounded corners, do you think, now that he was...he was, well...dead, he could reproduce? He caught me staring at him and I can guaruntee it was with a wierd looking facial expression because I saw him smirk as he turned foward again.
"How can you be laughing at me at a time like this?" I asked, a little furious. I mean, don't get me wrong. I'm only trapped in a maze, or coma for that matter only to find out my past.
"If you saw your facial expression, you would be too." He mumbled.
I sighed, for what seemed like the fiftith time. "Do you know how much longer?" I asked.
"About a mile." He mumbled.
"Oh, we're close then." I knew he read my mind and we quickened up our pace. "How long have we been in here?"
"Hn." He glanced at me.
"Good, you don't even know." I grumbled.
As we dodged into a straight, I finally asked. "Itachi, what do you think about kids?" I asked.
I made him gawk! He looked at me as we kept running. "Why are you asking me this now?"
"We'll if I die, then I want to know." I looked at him.
"Why are you even asking?" He grumbled.
"Oh come on! your telling me you've never thought about having kids?" I bothered him as we turned into a turn and did a U turn.
He grumled. "Its not that I haven't," He said. "don't ask me at a time like this."
"Fine, after this maze, you tell me, deal?" I asked.
"Hn." I took that as a yes.
We dodged a few more turns and I grumbled, I heard a growl that stopped me in a my steps. Itachi turned and barred his teeth, something was up. Itachi glanced up and a certain red-head came flying down and hit the ground like an earth quake. I had to swing my arms like a hopeless duck, flapping its wings to keep its balance, I luckily kept standing, but the growling became a roar in my ears and then everything went silent and I glanced around to see Itachi and Garra talking. I could see their mouths moving, then the sounds came back slowly. Sand began to sink me under my feet and Itachi glanced at me, my feet and then Garra and then it was the red-heads turn to look at me.
"Beautiful isn't she?" Garra smiled. "You better hurry and kill me before your porcelin doll shatters underground." He looked back at Garra.
I'm thinking, 'Hey, I can't move and I don't think they know I can hear them.'
And I'm thinking 'This would be a good time for pop-corn, or a good time to ambush the sand man.'
"You'll have to get my gourd away from me if you want her back, and you might want to hurry, you only have about 20 minutes." Garra smiled a crooked smile, he looked at me and I purposely looked confused.
Itachi lifted his Katana. He sprung at Garra, i'm over here, watching from the sidelines. I need to make the attack lethal and sneeky, if he sees me lift the bow, he might do something to kill me faster, I swear if this is my death-bed in the hospital and this is all just a joke, i'm going to be mad.
Garra just dodged all the meaningless attacks Itachi threw at him. I knew what he was doing but I didn't see anything that could help me, sand crawled up to my knees and I felt helpless. Then after about 5 more minutes and waist-deep into the sand, all of his moving around helped me a lot because I saw a solution, but I needed Itachi to make Garras back face me. I could tell Itachi could tell where the strap was too, he dodged.
I looked at Itachi until I got his attention, and I winked. He could tell even though I faked that I had something like...oh, I don't know...SAND in my eye, Garra bought it. One look could tell everything to Itachi, and that's what I like about him. He pivoted oddly to make Garra twist his moves, the sand covered up to my ribs and I was glad I had my arms and bow above so I could still shoot.
"5 Minutes," Garra whistled as I steadied my bow to his back, and aimed, one shot was all I had, "She's screwed." I screamed as I shot my bow, plucking the string, the bow was faster than any-other I had shot, then again, I haven't shot much. Garra heard the arrow whistle and turned, expertly dodging the arrow.
"Crap." I screamed.
As the gourd hit the floor, Garras eyes widened. He hadn't thought about Itachi for a split second, and he knew that was all the Vampire needed. Sand flew from Sakura, so fast, she actually had a few scrapes. Sakuras knees were so weak from not having blood circulation in her knees, she had to sit down. Garra growled. "Well, you did it. Follow me." Garra grabbed his gourd and Itachi came and put an arm around my shoulder and helped me walk.
"That was a good fight." I mumbled.
"Yes, yes it was." Itachi said as we exited the maze. As we came out, One of Garra's many servants came and guided us to a room, Garra said he'd have the scroll in the room. As we got closer, I could feel something pulling me into the room itself, but the force was sort of mental, not physical.
"Would you like anything?" The lady asked.
Sakura's stomach growled. "Uh..."
The lady smiled. "Right away." She handed Itachi the key and left, Itachi finally let go of me and after we unlocked the door, we saw the inside, it was breath-taking! emerald and red drapes and bedsheets, on which I may say-two beds. There was a little table in the middle of the room, on it was the scroll, we had made it. I went and sat on the bed closest to find our bag there, when did that get here?! How the- nevermind.
I pulled off my shoes and began massaging my legs, they hurt badly, and they had a lot of scraped of them. Itachi sat on the bed closer to the window, he took off his katana and all of his belongings that didn't need to be on, and I looked at him, he knew what I wanted. A knock at the door symbolized that my food was here, but Itachi was nice enough to go get it for me and hand it over, he sat on his bed and laid down, closing his eyes.
"Yes." He said.
"Yes what?" I asked confused.
"Yes I thought about having kids, who doesn't?" He mumbled.
"Oh, so you still want them." I nodded. He didn't answer. "You do, don't you?"
"Hn." He groaned.
"Not to be rude...but-"
"I don't know."
"Okay..." I started eating, it was a type of sushi and rice mixed with meat, it was very delicious. "Are you hundry, not that I should be asking..." I didn't notice the water on the dreeser in between our beds until now, I took a long, long, long sip.
"Hn."
I sighed angrily. "Just tell me what 'hn' means!"
"I don't know what it means." Itachi never lost his temper, well he did once, with Sasame, that's about it.
"So your telling me 'hn' just means whatever you want to say at the time?!" I stared at him wide eyed.
He turned his head in my direction, which might I say, was very cute. He opened an eye, "Yes."
I'm sure I was blushing, I feel like I just had an epiphany, but couldn't place it. "I call bathroom, i'm taking a shower so...don't come in." I ran and grabbed my needed things and a towel and forgot about my hunger, practically jumping into freezing water before it warmed up.
As I shampooed my long hair, I thought about it...Itachi and kids. Could you imagine some weird kid, glaring at you and saying 'hn' for no possible reason, I finished in the shower fairly quick and thought about me. What kind of kid would mine be? A huggy boy or girl who is sarcastic all the time, a bundle of joy, I laughed and got dreesed and wrapped myself in a robe because I was cold. Black stretchie shorts and a red shirt, I left my other clothes behind and dried my hair, it was always a pain to sleep with it wet and so I went and laid down on the bed.
"Should I open the scroll?" He was still there, he was staring at the ceiling though.
"Hn," Itachi sighed "It knocks you out."
"Better be now then." I went and grabbed the scroll. I was shaky for some reason, by the time I got back to the bed, Itachi was sitting up. "Don't you have to see it too?" I asked.
"Hn."
"If i land funny, attempt to be nice and put me in a position I won't be hurting in tomorrow." I looked at him, he was smirking.
I opened the scroll and glanced up at him. "It doesn't hurt."
I shakily put my hand on the scroll and was whisked away to another world.
Firstly, I was seeing in third persons view.
Secondly, the girl before me looked exactly the same, well, not really but...she had shorter hair, maybe 5 inches below her shoulder rather than below her waist like me.
She wore a black vest and a black shirt with very very marrony dull red pants that seemed to work out, and the last thing Sakura noticed about...herself was that she wore a black ribbon in her hair, to keep it from her face. A smile creeped to the girls face and this girl, for a turn, had sharp white kanines. Then a male came into the picture, Itachi.
Itachi no longer had an impassive face, he was either down or not happy and sucking at trying not to show it. Sakura patted him on the shoulder. "Come on, you know that was funny."
Itachi groaned, I still had no clue what was happening.
Sakura went over to Itachi and smiled sadly. "Come on, smile."
"No." Itachi walked over to a bed, sheets red and emerald and sat down at his bed, closest to the window still. Sakura came before him and pinched his cheeks.
"Your a party pooper."
A white light flashed before me and another image played into my head.
Sakura dragging Itachi in the water. "Come on, i'll teach you." They were knee deep in water, daylight and all.
Sakura rolled her pants to her knees, or they were at her knees so they brimmed the water, black vest and pants with a red shirt. Itachi had on black shorts and a black shirt, their shoes on the ground before the river and weapons-they were different. Sakuras shoes and bag held two swords and Itachi's bore one.
'No arrow' Sakura thought. 'Cool.'
Sakura smiled in the water, Itachi next to her, hanging foward to where their hands swimmed in the water between the fish.
As they were next to eachother, Sakura-being on the left- grabbed Itachis right hand and then the timing was right, grabbed a fish.
"See, easy." Sakura smiled and put the fish back in the water, swimming through her fingers to escape. Sakura sighed. "You are such a bummer, i've really gotta get used to you...'Hn'ing all the time. What does that even mean?"
"I don't know." Itachi replied, exiting the river after her.
"It means 'I don't know'?" I asked.
"No, I don't know."
"Great, you only have to 'hn' me all the time when you don't even know what it means." Sakura sighed and grabbed her wepons, putting on her shoes last. "Or, means whatever you want it to." Sakura sighed. "I don't get you."
"Neither do I." He mumbled.
Another flash, that could blind someone, flashed before my eyes and there was a strong urge for this one.
Sakura was sitting on the bed and had just took a shower at the Kazekage's. Itachi had a easel with pencils and a big piece on paper to draw on. Sakura sat down "Why are we doing this again?" Sh-I groaned.
"You can't take pictures. Get comfortable and stop complaining." Itachi mumbled.
I felt a pain, how I did, I don't know. "Why me though?"
"Women and their questions."
Then I was being pulled out and it seemed like a dark tunnel and then I was sleeping.
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