Disclaimer: I do not own any of the YYU gang. Callie and Hibari are owned by the emminent, magnificent, elaborately amazing BlackBelt!
Selenity: Okies I'm bored! Sooo….here's another one-shot for Wit and Courage!!
Hibari had been stuck in Kurama's greenhouse all day and night, only the fox for company. Outside, it was still raining, as it had been for three days straight. The red-head was at the other end of the greenhouse, bent over some vials of chemicals.
"Hey Kurama? Have you seen Hiei-san recently?"
Kurama flinched at Hibari's sultry voice, a twitch instantly forming. She had already asked him that exact same question at least every hour on the hour, and it was beginning to really get on the usual calm fox's nerve.
"Yes, Hibari I have."
"How is he? Did he ask about me? Do I need to go see him?" Hibari was standing next to him now, eyes softened in affection for the Fire demon.
"He is doing very well but we did not have much time to talk," Kurama said to her, his eyes glowing mischievously, a smirk growing on his lips. "He was too busy with Callie's bath…"
Kurama knew he had hit a nerve. Hibari's eyes narrowed and she growled. "A bath?! What the hell is that little monkey thinking?! Hiei-san is mine, all mine, and she can't have him!!"
At this, Kurama turned, frowning, and Hibari knew she had done something wrong.
"Hibari, I suggest you leave this greenhouse right now before I deprive Koenma of an herbalist."
Without pausing, the ram-demon scrambled from the terrarium. A portal was waiting on her and she stepped through, appearing at the temple. The noises that bombarded her sensitive ears irked her in the worst way.
"GET BACK IN HERE THIS INSTANCE, MONKEY!"
Hiei's voice boomed throughout the temple, following by Callie's laughing.
"Come and get me, Hiei!!"
"Monkey, get in here this instance!!"
"No!"
"Monkey…" Hiei's voice growled in warning before he strode out into the rain to grab Callie.
"Yay Hiei!! I knew you love me!!" Callie tackle hugged him, knocking him over and right into a puddle.
"Damnit Monkey!!"
"Umm…ooops….Sorry Hiei." Callie sat on his legs, scratching her head, muttering apology after apology.
"Get off of me NOW!"
Callie squeaked and jumped off, running into the temple, leaving a trail of muddy footsteps in her wake. Hiei raised from the ground, his once black clothes now brown with mud, the white spot in his hair now a nasty brown color, bits and pieces of leaves and stick covering him. His entire body twitched, his hand moving toward his katana.
"Oh Hiei-san what did that horrible little human do to you?!" Hibari chose this moment to enter the room, looking out to see Hiei covered from hair tip to toe in mud.
Callie growled, looking over at the demoness. "Who are you calling horrible little human?! You can't call me that!"
Hiei's eyes narrowed and he disappeared, only to reappear in front of Hibari.
"Not going to grind your body against mine? Perhaps I should thank Callie for showing me how to keep you off of me."
Hibari paled before perking back up, her voice purring. "So you want me to grind against you? Well Hiei-san, we can just go give you a bath and clean that off of you…then I'll grind against you as long as you want me to."
Callie's head fell, her eyes watering, breaths catching in her throat in little gasps. Hiei looked over at her and growled. Seeing his attention had drifted elsewhere, Hibari took this chance to walk, or rather stalk, over to the tiny human.
"Look what you did to Hiei-san you little freak!! How dare you do this! Why can't you just die already you ugly little monkey?!"
The room was silent. Deadly silent.
Then Callie began wailing, sobs wracking her fragile body, and she ran over to a panicked Yukina, who glared at the ram-demoness, hugging the girl tightly to her, stroking her short hair.
"Hibari. Get out, now," Yukina said, her voice cold as it had been when defending her Kazuma.
"You just made a big mistake."
Hibari turned to Hiei, her face going to seduction mode until she saw Hiei. His katana was out, power radiating off of him. His arm pulsed with the power of the dragon, wanting to be let out to consume the ram-demon.
"Oh Hiei-san. What is wrong?"
"You called me monkey!! ONLY HIEI CAN CALL M E MONKEY!!"
Hibari twisted around to see Callie's fist rushing towards her face. On instinct, she slapped away the human's hand and slammed her own fist into the girl's gut, smirking smugly.
Gasps rang out in the room as Callie was hurtled into the wall, putting a dent in it, her limp form falling to the ground.
"CALLIE!" Yukina, Botan, and Kuwabara yelled out, rushing to the girl's aid.
"You bitch. That does it."
Hibari turned to Hiei, only to come face to face with a miniature form of Hiei's dragon. The eyes glowed a bright red, growls escaping its throat.
"H-Hiei-san…what are you do-ARRGGGGGGG!!"
The dragon attacked the slut, consuming her, disgust apparent on its evil face. Callie struggled to sit up, blood trailing from her mouth. Her eyes were wide, clearly not hurt too much. Everyone one watched in wonder until the dragon finally finished eating her, blood pooling on the floor beneath it. It looked towards Hiei then to Callie and spoke in the short demon's mind.
'Fire Demon, never make me each something as gross as that again. Just slash her with your katana. You have completely ruined my appetite.'
Hiei rushed over to Callie, his face lined with worry as he placed hand on the girl's forehead. "We need to get you to the hospital. Don't worry, I have you, Callie." She looked up at him, eyes full of admiration. "I know. Thank you Hiei…I love yo-"
Callie was cut off as a loud BUUUURRRRRPPPPP shook the temple.
The group looked over at the dragon, sweatdrops and all.
'Told you she was disgusting.'