Naruto D. Gray- Man Air Gear Bleach Harry Potter ABSOLUTE CHAOS!!!
Summary: What happens when you mix shinobi, exorcists, storm-riders, shinigami, and wizards together??? ABSOLUTE CHAOS!!! A few Akatsuki fall through a strange portal and meet the others at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry! After hearing about the powerful yet evil wizard, "Voldemort", strange events start to occur... Students go missing and strange ball-shaped creatures appear suddenly! AND OTHER THINGS THAT I'M NOT GONNA TYPE HERE!! Let's see what other craziness mixed with crack will happen!!!
Disclaimer: Unfortunately, I don't own Naruto, D. Gray- Man, Air Gear, Bleach, OR Harry Potter...
Note: Please forgive me if some events in this story do not make sense... there are too many characters!! AAAAAARGH!! But at least it's worth the challenge! BTW! There are no pairings because I'm not really interested in typing up mushy romance thank you...
Cross-over Characters: Naruto- Deidara, Akasuna Sasori, Uchiha Itachi, Hoshigake Kisame,
Hidan.
D. Gray- Man- Kanda Yuu, Lavi, Allen Walker, Linalee Lee.
Air Gear- Wanajima Agito/Akito.
Bleach- Kurasaki Ichigo, Inoue Orohime, Yamada Hanatarou, Ichimaru Gin, Kira Izuru, Hitsugaya Toushiro.
Harry Potter- U SHOULD ALREADY KNOW!! I NEEDA SAVE MY TYPING
ENERGY FOR THE STORY DAMMIT!!!!!
Special thanks to:
Trixy Fox
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Chapter 2: Magic
Professor McGonagall turned around to face the awe-struck group behind her. She cleared her throat to get attention.
"Alright. You are about to enter the school, so I expect you all to stay quiet while we enter. We don't want to cause chaos when the students are at breakfast. Now, follow me, and don't touch anything!" Then she turned around, and the gate opened. Everyone followed obediently as she walked in. They followed her up some stairs, and was told to wait at the door that they were facing. There, she gave them each a stern look, and went inside. And they waited. Harry, Ron, and Hermione studied the foreigners. First at the ones with swords. Then the ones in black. Then the group with the fish dude. Then the now-hyper-active-instead-of-phyco-shark kid. Then they decided to discuss about the situation of the ministry interfering with their school.
Meanwhile in the Great Hall...
"We have guests, you say?"
"Yes. I have no idea how they arrived in front of our school, but they don't seem to be from London, much less, they don't seem to be witches or wizards."
"Interesting. Well, I suppose we shall have to welcome these... unexpected guests, to our school!"
"Albus, are you sure it will be alright? Won't the students have a little shock? And the staff?"
"I suppose we can tell them now." At this, Dumbledore stood, and clinked his butter knife against his goblet. Everyone looked up at him. He raised his arms, as if he was about to embrace someone.
"I apologize for interrupting breakfast like this so suddenly, but, it appears, quite suddenly, that we have guests!" A buzz started at this from the tables. Everyone seemed excited. Dumbledore continued.
"Professor McGonagall discovered these... unusual guests in front of our school, and has informed me that they appear to be foreign." The buzz grew louder.
"Now then, Professor McGonagall! Please let them in." She nodded, and walked back to the door, opening them and saying something to a group outside. Everyone in the Great Hall craned their necks to have a better look at these foreigners. The first to walk in was Ichigo's group. Then Allen's, Deidara's, and finally, Akito. Malfoy paled as he saw the boy coming in, and bowed down his head so his face was hidden by shadow. Everyone stared. First of all, they have never seen japanese people before, and second, because they all looked so strange! Dumbledore studied them as well, with an interested gleam in his eye.
"Welcome! To Hogwarts!" At this, Ichigo blinked. Hogwarts? Hog and warts? What the hell? Is that ol' man senile? Or just on crack? The others were as confused as well. Akito probably wasn't listening considering that he was looking at the ceiling with wide eyes... er... with a wide eye...
Air Gear POV
"WOW! Look at that Agito! Isn't that awesome?" "Whatever... what the fck are we still doing here anyway?! I SHOULD BE BACK AT THAT DAMN CROW'S HOUSE AND KICKING HIS FCKIN' SORRY LI'L ASS!!!" "Agito! Comon! That sleeping powder was just for a joke!" "JUST for a joke? JUST FOR A JOKE? Then tell me... WHY THE FCK DID THEY DO THAT ANYWAY???? HUH?? TELL ME WHY THE FCKTHEY FCKIN' DID THAT!!" "Eep! Um... just calm down for now! Eh... Look at the ceiling!! It's really pretty!" "I DON'T GIVE A FCK ABOUT THE CEILING!!" "Oh wow! Look Agito! That cloud looks like a cute little kitty cat!" AAAAAGH!! SHUT THE FCK UP!!!"
Normal POV
Harry, Ron, and Hermione returned to their table, leaving the others standing there.
"Oh! That is awesome! They got swords!!!" Lee Jordan and Fred and George looked at the swords in awe. Then the twins saw a red-head with an eye-patch. And had a feeling that they would be good friends... Apparently, the red-head saw them, and he smiled and waved a bit. They grinned back.
"Now, since breakfast is almost over, Professor McGonagall will take you to my office. I shall talk to you there." He sat down again, and Professor McGonagall walked to the door, with the others following her. When the doors closed, everyone started to discuss the strangers that so suddenly arrived to their school.
"That boy with the white hair was so cute!"
"Which one? There were two!"
"I think both of them are cute!"
"The blue haired boy was cute, too!"
"I can't decide which one is the cutest!" This conversation was among the girls... of course... The boys, however, discussed something entirely different.
"Hey, did you see their swords?"
"Yeah! That's awesome!"
"Dude! Did you see that guy's scythe?!"
"Swords? That's not allowed is it? I mean, ever since that toad woman came, the rules have been strict."
"Who cares? Those swords are awesome! Did you see the one that the guy in the orange hair had? It was huge!"
"But that short one had a sword too. Is he even old enough to carry one? He's puny!" That was what the boys discussed. A few were even discussing Orohime's rack size, (lol. sry. couldn't resist.) and Linalee's skirt. Finally, breakfast was over, and the students went to their classes. The headmaster headed towards his office to talk to the guests. He entered to find the strangers sitting, a few standing, and gazing around the room. Most of the gazes was drawn by Fawkes, the phoenix. When Dumbledore sat down at his seat, all the attention was drawn to him. He studied each person carefully through his half-moon spectacles with his watery blue eyes. The one with the sword and the pony-tail was always sharp and alert, and had a foul expression. As well as the short one with the sword. He was particularly interested with the one who had some shark like attributes. He didn't seem human, but that would be a bit rude to point it out. He knew that the young man with the red hair next to the shark-like one was definitely not human. His joints were of a puppet's, and his face showed no emotion at all. The blonde man was just as strange, considering there was a tongue sticking out of his palm, and it seems to be moving. At least the dark haired one seemed to be normal... oh... wait... his eyes were blood red. The one with the scythe was definitely not normal... his nose was bleeding and he didn't even seem to notice.
"Whaddaya want old man?"
"Kanda! Don't be so rude!"
"So? We don't even know why we're here, and we don't even know who he is!"
"Of course! How rude of me! I am the headmaster of this school, Albus Dumbledore. Pleased to meet you." The first one to answer was Linalee.
"I am Linalee Lee. Nice to meet you."
"Kanda..."
"I'm Lavi... just Lavi. And Kanda's real name is Yuu Kanda! I call him Yuu-chan! And I-"
"DON'T CALL ME THAT YOU-"
"STOP FIGHTING OR I WILL USE THE CLIP-BOARD!" Linalee suddenly burst out. That made both of the teens silent.
"Um... My name is Allen Walker. Nice to meet you." Dumbledore nodded. He turned his attention to the next group.
"I'm Hoshigake Kisame."
"Deidara..."
"Akasuna no Sasori."
"Uchiha Itachi."
"Hidan, at your service!" Once again, he nodded.
"Ichimaru Gin, pleased to meet you."
"Hitsugaya Toushiro."
"Kurosaki Ichigo."
"Inoue Orohime! Nice to meet you!"
"K-Kira Izuru..."
"Yamada Hanatarou. Nice to meet you." Hanatarou bowed in the formal japanese way.
"I'M WANAJIMA AKITO! NICE TO MEET YOUUUUUUU!!!!" Everyone twitched to hear such energy in the little kid's voice. Dumbledore once again nodded. Then he held his arms up wide, and said,
"Welcome to Hogwarts, magical school of Witchcraft and Wizardry!" Everything was silent for a few seconds. Then laughter filled the room. It came from Deidara, Lavi, and Ichigo.
"M-MAGIC?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! OMIGOD!! HAHAHAAAAA!!! M-MAGIC! GASP! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" The three boys were on the floor, clutching their stomachs with tears streaming down as they continued to laugh like maniacs. Dumbledore smiled. He waved his wand and, suddenly, Lavi was levitated into the air a few feet. They stopped laughing immediately.
"WHAT? WHY ME??!" Lavi had a look of terror on his face.
"Now do you believe me?" Lavi, Ichigo, and Deidara nodded. Lavi was let down, and as soon as he touched the ground, he started to cling onto Kanda's arm. That earned him a huge egg-sized lump on his head. Everyone was quiet. Hitsugaya was the first to speak.
"Well? You said that we were supposed to be here for something?" Dumbledore set his gaze onto the short sword-weilding death god. He nodded.
"I called you all here to hear why and how you all ended up here. After all, it is not ordinary for Muggles to be able to see the castle."
"What did you just call us?" That was Kanda.
"Oh, my mistake, I forgot that you are all not used to this place. Muggles are non-magical folk." Dumbledore explained, "Or you can say that they are human, although we wizards are humans as well, just with more different abilities."
"Well, we're not exactly human either, hmm." Deidara said, "I mean, Sasori-danna's a puppet! And Kisame's a friggin' shark! And Hidan can't even die! And Itachi's got freak massacre eyes! And look at these! Hmm!" He held out his hands with palms up. Everyone, except for the other shinobi, all shivered and took a small step back. Dumbledore examined the tongue that was lolling out of the little mouth on Deidara's hand.
"We're not really considered human..." Hitsugaya said. Dumbledore raised an eyebrow.
"Oh? And why is that?"
"Well... we're all kinda... already... dead..." Everyone else gasped. Except for Dumbledore and the other death gods.
"So... does that make you guys... zombies???"
"Eh, no, not really... We are not living, but we are still considered alive. Humans can't see us at all. So... I don't see why you all can..." Hanatarou explained in a small voice, "We are what humans consider as ghosts. But we are called 'Shinigami', or 'Soul Reapers', or you can call us 'death gods'." Everyone was staring at him, expecting him to go on. Hanatarou started to fidget from all the staring and lowered his head. Gin suddenly spoke up.
"Well, I say, this is rathe' interestin', gettin' to know othe' kinds o' people..." Gin, with his ever lasting smile, exclaimed. Dumbledore noticed that his eyes were only slightly blinking, and from a distance, it would look as if they were closed. He started to wonder if this man was blind. It seemed so. He was also wearing a black kimono, with the white robe that the white haired boy was wearing. That was the only thing that separated them from the others. They both seemed more superior than the other 'Shinigami'. Now he was even more interested. He stood up from his chair, and walked over to a book-shelf, where he picked up an old pointed hat. Then he walked back to his seat and place the hat on a stool that wasn't there a few seconds ago.
"I suppose the only thing to do now, would be to let you all stay here at Hogwarts until we find a way to let you all go back to your own worlds. Now let's see... Ah, Linalee, why don't you try this on first."
"Eh? Me?" She was obviously confused as to why she had to try on an old and beat up looking hat.
"This hat will sort you into different houses of Hogwarts, they are Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff, and Slytherin. You will eat with your fellow students and sleep in dorms together. And of course, have your classes together."
Linalee nodded, and the hat levitated and floated towards her direction. She placed it carefully on her head. Suddenly, everyone's jaw fell to the ground as the hat opened its... mouth? And started to speak in a low, raspy voice.
"Aaah... you are a very brave girl... some brains too I see... well... and a kind heart... that can only lead to... Gryffindor!" Dumbledore smiled. Linalee took off the hat, and handed it to Allen.
"Hmmm... ah, you are cursed as well... even more cursed than Harry Potter... but you don't seem to mind it very much... a very innocent mind... yet very brave... and good to your companions... yet a very dark past... hmmm well then! Gryiffindor it is!" Allen sighed in relief as he heard the same house name of Linalee's. At least he'll have someone to guide him through the school, with the direction sense that he has, he was sure he could never find the way to anywhere... The hat was then handed to Lavi.
"Oh, you've got real brains... a great memory as well... you are what they call a 'Book-Man' is that right? Well... friendly as you are, you still don't trust your-" Lavi tore the hat off his head before it could finish what it was about to say. The hat stopped talking... thankfully... Everyone was stunned.
"Lavi? Are you alright?"
"Uh... yeah! Yeah, I'm alright! Hahaha..." He placed the hat back onto his head. It paused for a moment, and then said...
"Ravenclaw!" Lavi took it down, gently this time, and handed it to Kanda, who didn't seem to want to wear it at all... So Lavi grabbed the hat and jammed it onto Kanda's head, and held it there.
"WHAT THE HELL LAVI? LET GO DAMMIT!"
"No way! You'll take it off!"
"Hmmm... very skilled at fighting... a bit anti-social though-" Kanda's sword was pointing at the hat. It gulped and uttered a quiet,
"R-ravenclaw...!" Kanda grabbed the hat and threw it at Deidara. The other caught it and placed on his head.
"Hmmm... so you believe that to make art, you must destroy things (Deidara grinned at this)... is that right... well then... you seem to have an evil mind... and you were a terrorist? Well, well... Slytherin!" Deidara grinned again and gave the hat to Sasori.
"Ah... a puppet master and a master of poisons... very interesting... you have made yourself into a puppet? Strange... well then... you are known as a very dangerous person... and you are very famous for your puppets as well... Slytherin!" Sasori sighed at the thought of having to room with the blonde brat, and handed the hat to Itachi. It barely touched his head when it suddenly said,
"Slytherin!" Deidara's grin slid off when he thought of having to be in the same room as that Sharingan bastard. Kisame was next.
"Hmmm... not as bad as the other three... well... I suppose Slytherin as well!" And then Hidan.
"Oh my... immortal... how very interesting... well then... you worship a god of death... well then! Slytherin! And I would wipe that bloody nose if I were you." Hidan took it off, and used his sleeve to rub off the blood. Now it was the Shinigami's turn. The hat was given to Hitsugaya.
"Well... i suppose you can fit in with the first years considering how short you are..." Hitsugaya twitched at this and an anger mark appeared on his cheek. Ichigo and Gin seemed to be amused by this.
"You say one more word about my height and you will be the next victim of my sword..."
"Alright then, Gryffindor!! And you can be in the second year!" Hitsugaya growled and Hanatarou saved the hat before it could be shredded by the other's Zanpakuto. He handed the hat to Kira. The other shook his head and gave it back to Hanatarou.
"Oh... not really unique in any way... not very bright either... but strong mind... not very strong physically... but that sword you have... it seems to have a very useful ability... Gryffindor!" Hanatarou almost fainted in relief. Ichigo's turn.
"Aaah... well, there's no doubt about it! Gryffindor!" Ichigo gave the hat to Orohime.
"Gryffindor!" And Dumbledore took the hat. It seems that Gin and Kira are a bit too old to be students. Then he waved his wand, and the door to his office flew open, revealing five teenagers standing, surprised and shocked.
"I suppose you have heard everything? Mr. Potter? Ms. Granger? Mr. Weasley... why, Fred and George are here too! Well then! Since you're here, why don't you take our guests and show them around Hogwarts." He beckoned them into the office.
Air Gear POV
"Ne, Agito, can you explain to me what's going on?" "Explain it to your fcking self, I'm tired..." "Aaaw... but I don't understand a word they're saying..." "FCK! Are you deaf or plain stupid? What they're saying doesn't matter right now... what matters is HOW THE FCK ARE WE GONNA GET BACK????" "But! That's probably what they're talking about right now! It's common sense!" "FCK COMMON SENSE! YOU DON'T AN OUNCE OF IT IN YOU!" "Agito! Calm down! Look at the pretty bird!" FCK THE BIRD! I'M GOING TO SLEEP!" "Aaaaaaw! But Agito!"
Normal POV
Everyone noticed that Akito seemed to be concentrating on something... probably with his other mind... Everyone shivered as they were once again reminded of the shark-like kill-joy bloody-maniac phyco of a boy. Suddenly, Akito seemed to look sad... too sad... Everyone stiffened when they saw the boy's hand go up to his eye-patch and...
"FCK! AKITO! I TOLD YOU I WAS GOING TO SLEEP!!"
"YAAAAAH! THE PHYCO-MANIAC-KILLER-SHARK IS BAAAAACK!!! YUU-CHAAAN! SAVE MEEEEE!!"
"GODAMMIT! GET OFF ME BAKA USAGI!" With a pissed-off Agito and a panicked clinging-onto-Kanda Lavi, things couldn't really get any worse... or could it...? There was a strange sound that filled the room. 'Veeeeeen' It was Allen's left eye.
"Shit! How the hell did they find us here?!" Kanda was cursing as he drew his sword. Lavi started to pull out his hammer and Allen started to take off his glove. Lenallee, however, stopped them. She looked pointedly at the other people. Which were all staring at Kanda's sword and Lavi's hammer. Especially Lavi's hammer... Ichigo was the first to ask.
"Uuum... dude? What the heck are you doing with that little hammer?"
"Uuuuuh... nuthin'?" Everyone sweat-dropped. Or tried to anyway, since they were in the wizarding world. Kanda was the first one to run out of the doors. After a few seconds, they heard the sound of breaking glass, and all ran outside. A few paces away, they saw a shattered window, and a huge explosion knocked them off their feet.
"KANDA!" Allen jumped out the window, followed by Linalee and Lavi.
D. Gray-Man POV
Kanda turned around when he heard someone yell his name. 'Che... baka moyashi... and that idiot usagi too... they should know that I'm fine...' He turned around and sheathed his sword. Lavi was first to reach Kanda. Kanda ignored him.
"Ne, Kanda! You alright?" Kanda ignored him. "Hey Kaaandaaaaa!" Kanda ignored him. "YUU KANDA!" Kanda growled, but ignored him. Suddenly, his head was pulled back, and he found himself being practically crushed by none other than... Lavi the Baka Usagi... Kanda started to reach for his sword slowly. It seems that Lavi didn't notice the aura full of menace, and continued doing his best to squeeze all the oxygen out of his 'friend'... When he finally spotted the sharp, gleaming edge of a dangerous, deadly sword, he jumped back just in time. Or maybe not. Strands of hair fell to the floor. And Lavi's gravity defying red hair... was chopped flat on the top.
"Holy shit! My hair!!!" Kanda smirked and sheathed his sword again, walking back towards the school, leaving Lavi there to sob and mourn about his... hair... Lenalee and Allen tried to comfort him. Then, he saw some sort of floating ball in the corner of his eye. And a large bullet like object heading right towards him.
"KANDA!"
"SHIT!!"
Chapter Two End
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Well! What do u think? i finally managed to finish the second chapter... please review!!