Chapter 3

Sasuke groaned in disgust as he slowly rose his hand towards the large brown horse's behind in attempt to wipe away the chucks of poop. THIS IS SO DISGUSTING!! WHY SHOULD I A UCHIHA HAVE TO ENDURE THIS?! I he screamed inwardly when suddenly the horse's hind leg shot out and hit him in the gut. He lurched forward in pain; his black silky and spiky hair just millimeters away from the foul chuck. I hate my life. He thought and went on with his painstaking task. Just remember Sasuke, this is the last one. Don't screw it up!! Wait a minute I thought I was supposed to start this TOMMOROW! He thought then remembered what Tsunade had added… right when he was about to into his house and sleep.

Flashback

Sasuke was about to enter his house when a dripping wet Naruto jumped in the way smiling like a crazy maniac.

"What." Sasuke grunted as Naruto handed him a small sheet of paper.

"It's from Tsunade." He replied, still smiling widely. Sasuke peered at him then unfolded the paper to read: Uchiha, you start today. Which means you have to go to the farm RIGHT NOW and do your job on the horses. Plus, Naruto will accompany you there. Oh and you're his personal slave on Mondays and Wednesdays. Gai's on Sundays, Kakashi's on Tuesdays, Sakura's on Thursdays and Fridays, and Mine on Saturday. HAVE FUN and while you're at it. REFLECT ON YOU'RE ACTIONS DUMBASS! –Tsunade.

End of Flashback

"Oi, teme what's taking you so long?! I NEED TO SOMEONE TO TRAIN WITH AND YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE MY PERSONAL SLAVE IN 5 MINUTES SO HURRY UP DAMMIT!" Naruto screamed like the 5 year old he was. Sasuke growled and threw the cloth he was using to clean the horses with at Naruto. Who screamed like a maniac and ran around in circles with the cloth still hanging on to his face.

"What are you doing wasting time Naruto? I'm finished so let's go." Sasuke said, smirking at the view of Naruto with poop on his face.

"Teme! I'm going to have you PAY!" Naruto bellowed with all his might and ran to the restroom to clean his face.

"Sa-ku-ra." A soft voice sang and poked the pink girl in the stomach. She squirmed and lazily waved her hand in attempt to smack the person poking her. Sai smirked and started to poke her in 

different places as Sakura frowned and her eyebrows furrowed in frustration. Finally with a last poke she snapped her eyes open and hit Sai in the face.

"SAI!! WILL YOU STOP POKING ME AND LET ME SLEEP DAMMIT?!" Sakura screamed in frustration then plopped right back on his bed and groaned. Sai chuckled again and climbed on to the bed with her.

"What's wrong?" he purred seductively as his talented artist hands grazed across Sakura's pale skin.

"What's wrong? You just had sex with me! FIVE TIMES IN A ROW! I'M TIRED!!" she replied getting more frustrated by the minute. Sai chuckled again as his hand snaked its way down Sakura's inner thigh. She bit her lip as his hand stroked her in a seductive way.

"Really? ARE you REALLY tired?" Sai teased as his thumb continued to stroke her thigh- dangerously close to her vagina. Sakura glared at him and pushed him away.

"Stop joking around, it's time to go to Hinata's house. We were going to tell everyone about us REMEMBER Sai?!" Sakura said, still obviously frustrated, she jumped off the bed and picked up her fallen cloths off the floor.

Sai pouted and retorted, "But it's too earlyyyyyy." Sakura turned and glared at him angrily.

"Get dressed NOW Sai. I'm going to take a shower then we're leaving. GOT IT?!" she commanded and marched to his bathroom. Sai frowned and thought; maybe I shouldn't have done it with her five times in a row… But damn, she's just too sexy I couldn't help it. He stood up, stretched his arms then glanced at the closed bathroom door and smirked. Hmmm… My hair is all messed up and smells weird. I think I outta take a shower, he thought mischievously and skipped to the bathroom.

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"NARUTO!" Sasuke screamed as he struggled to get out of the grip of Naruto. "LET GO OF ME!"

"Hell no, besides, you're my personal slave today so I can do whatever I want with you!" he said happily as he continued to drag the emo ninja to Hinata's house. Sasuke growled, crossed his arms across his chest and let Naruto drag him away. When a row of rocks made an impact with his ass and balls.

"OW!!" he wailed in pain and looked up at the blond ninja. "WATCH WHERE YOU'RE-"He paused and noticed the large container he had in his hand. That was FULL OF ROCKS. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" he demanded when Naruto tipped over the container; letting a single fall out and hit him on the head. "NARU- OW!!" Another rock met his ass and balls. He continued to scream in agony while Naruto on the other hand was enjoying every second of it.

This outta teach him to not mess with me and with this kind of punishment he will never want to run away from Konoha again! Naruto thought cheerfully.



While Sasuke was thinking, I should have never come back. Why in the world did I come back? WHYYYYYYY?! God, I'm so stupid. Oh wait; I came back so I can restore the Uchiha clan! Right! If only I didn't have to do all this crap! Wait a minute! Tsunade said I could stop if I get married to Sakura and have kids in two years! I'm sure I can convince her to trust me again. I mean, she's Sakura. Sakura's always loved me and she said she'd so anything for me right? Sweet. He began to chuckle evilly as the oblivious Naruto dragged him away.

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Sakura and Sai walked into Hinata's house, hand- in –hand and were greeted by a loud girly gasp.

"Sakura!" A blond girl marched up to the pink haired jonin, hands planted on her waist. She stared at Sakura with her big blue eyes.

"Yes, Ino?" Sakura squeaked as she backed away from the blond.

"You didn't tell me you were going out with SAI!" Ino cried in surprise and pointed at the pale artist.

"Ya'know Ino, it's rude to point." Sai muttered somewhat cheerfully. Ino turned to glare at him then looked back at Sakura.

"How long?" was the only thing that came out of Ino's mouth?

"How long what?" Sakura asked in confusion. Ino growled in frustration.

"HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN GOING OUT WITH SAI?!" Ino screamed in Sakura's face, grabbed Sakura's shirt, and began shaking her.

"Awhile!" A dizzy Sakura exclaimed as another loud gasp joined Ino's. The very sporty Tenten and anti social Neji appeared behind Ino.

"I didn't know you were going out with Sai, Sakura-san!" Tenten cried out in shook.

"I know right, Tenten! She didn't even bother to tell us! AND IT'S BEEN AWHILE!" Ino growled at Sakura who began to laugh nervously.

"Ok, that's enough of that you two. Now can you let go of my girlfriend?" Sai asked and tried to pull Sakura away only to see Ino and Tenten glare at him.

"Hell no. We girls are going to have a talk." Ino stated coldly and dragged a crying Sakura away.

"Help me!" she wailed and thrashed her arms around in attempt to grab hold on something.



"Hinata! Where are you?! We girls are going to have a CHIT CHAT!" Ino called for the shy girl, still dragging Sakura when the door opened to reveal Naruto holding a pale and exhausted looking Sasuke.

"Ah! It's Sakura and Ino and Neji and Tenten and SAI-teme! You're all here!" Naruto greeted as he helped Sasuke up to his feet.

"Naruto!" Ino cried and lifted up the pouted Sakura. "Did you know Sakura and Sai were going out?!"

Sasuke's eyes widened, he turned and exclaimed, "THEY'RE WHAT?!"

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A/N: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAA no lemon in this chapter there probably will be some in the future though. Soooo ya

Next chapter should be up later today or tomorrow –yet again.

Well there's plenty of time left today so it may or may not. Iono I have two hours til my dad gets back from his evil thing-a-mah-bob but I still might be able to write the next chapter even if he's still here.

-my dad's a fuckin fun sucker soooo ya

Its all about studying for SATs

ITS SUMMER DAMMIT

Anyways see you next time.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto in anyway or form because I still suck and make dumb mistakes like mis-spell anbu. Cause im stupid like that. And my name is not: Masashi Kishimoto

So ya

Ja ne