Naruto+D. Gray- Man+Air Gear+Bleach+Harry Potter ABSOLUTE CHAOS!!
Summary: What happens when you mix shinobi, exorcists, storm-riders, shinigami, and wizards together?? ABSOLUTE CHAOS!! A few Akatsuki fall through a strange portal and meet the others at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry! After hearing about the powerful yet evil wizard, "Voldemort", strange events start to occur... Students go missing and strange ball-shaped creatures appear suddenly! AND OTHER THINGS THAT I'M NOT GONNA TYPE HERE!! Let's see what other craziness mixed with crack will happen!!
Disclaimer: Unfortunately, I don't own Naruto, D. Gray- Man, Air Gear, Bleach, OR Harry Potter...
Note: Please forgive me if some events in this story do not make sense... there are too many characters!! AAAAAARGH!! But at least it's worth the challenge! BTW! There are no pairings because I'm not really interested in typing up mushy romance thank you...
Cross-over Characters: Naruto- Deidara, Akasuna Sasori, Uchiha Itachi, Hoshigake Kisame,
Hidan.
D. Gray- Man- Kanda Yuu, Lavi, Allen Walker, Linalee Lee.
Air Gear- Wanajima Agito/Akito.
Bleach- Kurosaki Ichigo, Inoue Orohime, Yamada Hanatarou, Ichimaru Gin, Kira Izuru, Hitsugaya Toushiro.
Harry Potter- U SHOULD ALREADY KNOW!! I NEEDA SAVE MY TYPING
ENERGY FOR THE STORY DAMMIT!!
Special thanks to:
Trixy Fox
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Chapter 3: Explanation
"Kanda! Are you alright?"
"Shut up..."
"What the bloody hell was that?!"
"Shut up..."
"You should go to the hospital wing! I'll take you!"
"I SAID SHUT UP!"
"Aaaw, Yuu-chan! Be nice! They're just trying to help!" Lavi said, and jumped back when the 'evil sword of doom' was about to slice his nose off.
"Shut. Up. Or. Die..."
"Kanda! Stop that! You're scaring the others!" Kanda's right eye twitched and growled. But Linalee stood her ground. "Stop that NOW or I will use the CLIPBOARD..." Everyone sweat-dropped... or tried to anyway.
"Wow... doesn't that hurt at all?" Fred and George asked. Kanda's eye twitched again in annoyance.
"Hey pony-tail, mind explainin' what that fcking thing was?" Kanda's arm twitched. His fingers were practically itching to close around Mugen's hilt and slice that little shark brat to pieces. It was tempting, but Kanda Yuu never gave into tempts... ok that was random. Instead, he kept walking forward. Lavi caught up to him, and threw an arm over Kanda's shoulder.
"Yuu-chaaa-"
"I. THOUGHT. I. TOLD. YOU. TO. SHUT. THE. FCK. UP..." Everyone took a step back... but Lavi just grinned idiotically.
"L-lavi... maybe you should... hey WAIT A SEC! YOU'RE HAIR!" Everyone blinked. And they noticed that Lavi's red hair... wasn't damaged at all... Fred and George blinked, and grinned. They liked this guy even more.
"How the bloody hell did you do that?!" Ron asked in disbelief. Lavi blinked.
"Do what?"
"You're hair! Wasn't it chopped off just minutes ago?!" Lavi blinked and laughed. Then his eye twinkled mysteriously...
"You wanna know that badly...?" Ron nodded. So did Ichigo, Hanatarou, Orohime, and Deidara. Lavi grinned wider...
"You REALLY wanna know...?"
"YES!!"
"Alright then... I..." Everyone leaned forward... "Have no idea!" Everyone fell onto their faces... everyone except for Kanda, Allen, Linalee, Itachi, Sasori, Agito, Gin, and Hitsugaya. Lavi was practically suffocating from laughing, until Kanda saved him with an upside whack on his head. Which ended up as Lavi being unconscious. Everyone stared at Lavi, who was on the ground, and then at Kanda who was practically walking away as if nothing had happened. Finally, Hermione had the sense to run after Kanda and drag him back.
"What the hell?! Let go of me!!" But Hermione kept her grip, pulling Kanda by the back of exorcist uniform.
"No! You have to go to the Hospital Wing! You're injured!"
"I already said that I'm alright! NOW LET GO DAMMIT!" They continued this little quarrel for quite some time, until Allen came to his senses and stepped in between the two.
"Kanda, that's enough! Just go to the Hospital Wing!"
"SHUT UP, BAKA MOYASHI!"
"WHY YOU! MY NAME IS ALLEN!" Then they started fighting and arguing, until Linalee finally stepped in between them.
"Stop it you two! NOW!" And she pulled a clipboard out of nowhere... and she bonked it on each head once... Ron looked like he was in love or something, and Harry looked on in interest. Allen and Kanda immediately shut up, and looked away from each other, hands on their heads. McGonagall's expression was a mix of shock, and confusion. In fact, everyone seemed to be in a state of confusion, while Fred and George were very interested in those strange ball-shaped machines that the japanese swordsman had defeated. And so, Linalee grabbed Kanda by his pony-tail, and pulled him towards the Hospital Wing. Everyone followed. When Madam Pomfrey checked up on Kanda, she was astonished to find that his wound had already healed. Fred and George bombarded him with questions about those machines, his wound, and his sword. Hermione seemed to be very interested at Kanda's ability to heal so quickly, she had remembered that the wound was pretty deep. Soon, she was the one to ask questions, though not as much as the twins. Kanda soon pushed them away with his harsh words and his 'none of your fcking business' attitude. After that, the twins still didn't give up. They decided to ask the japanese swordsman's friends.
"How did he do that?"
"Was it magic?"
"Was it some sort of technique?"
"What was it?" That was asked in unison. Allen, Linalee, and Lavi looked a bit awed at the perfect harmony of the twins, but got over that in a bit.
"W-well, we're not really sure either..." Allen stammered.
"Eh, don't bother askin' Yuu-chan. He's just anti-social, but deep down in his heart lies a beautiful person, just waitin' to bloom-" Lavi was cut off by Kanda, who was currently holding Mugen to Lavi's neck. His entire face was shadowed with an aura that could kill alone. Lavi shut up immediately. The twins backed away, but grinned at each other, apparently amused by the reactions between the red-head and the swordsman. Suddenly, another explosion was heard, this time, in one of the hallways. Everyone looked around, and realized that someone wasn't in the hospital room. The blonde girly-boy. Sasori, Hidan, and Kisame cursed.
"Goddamnit! That damn gaki!" Sasori was practically storming out into the halls.
"Uuum... what do you mean by that?"
"Hm? Oh yeah... to put it simply, the kid likes to blow shit up..." Kisame explained quickly to the others. Fred and George glanced at each other again, and their faces cracked into two identical mischievous grins. This year was gonna be FUN... They both ran to the corridors, with the rest of the group behind them. There, they saw that practically HALF of the corridor, windows included, were destroyed. The walls had crumbled, showing shocked students and teachers staring at the blonde that had a manic grin on his face. Ron gaped at the damage and then at Deidara.
"Bloody hell, mate, that was fantastic!" Hermione was looking at Ron with a slightly shocked face.
"Ron! How can you say that? He just wrecked the corridors! He might be expelled!"
"So what? He just got here anyway, no one knows he's a student here!"
"RON! There are other problems! He might get punished!" Suddenly, Deidara faced them, and both froze. His face was twisted into an insane smile.
"That was fun..." Sasori walked up to the blonde pyromaniac, and bonked his head hard.
"ITAI! SASORI-DANNA! WHAT THE FCK?! HM?!"
"URUSAI! GAKI-NO-BAKA! THAT'S MY FCKING LINE!" Everyone stared at the redhead and the blondie, fighting over... art...
"DON'T FORGET, GAKI, MY ART IS ETERNAL! IT'S REAL ART!"
"URUSAI! MY ART IS THE BEST! ART IS A BANG! NOT LIKE YOUR STUPID DOLLS!" (lolz! pwned! ahem... sry) Hidan, Itachi, and Kisame seemed like they didn't give a damn about this argument, which would probably turn into a blood-thirsty fight soon if someone didn't step in and stop them. Suddenly, both of them clasped their throats, as if they ran dry and stopped working. A short woman stepped out from a classroom, wand raised at the redhead and the blonde. All the others thought she was practically half toad, and when she opened her mouth to speak, they were all disappointed to hear human words instead of a croak.
"Excuse me, but we are in the middle of a class. If you wouldn't mind, please quiet down in the halls." Most of them flinched at the high simpering note of her voice, and Kanda actually looked like he was going to be sick. The toad- i mean... the woman looked at Deidara and Sasori, eyeing them in an unpleasant way.
"Now, young gentlemen, if you wouldn't mind, please come with me." Professor McGonagall stepped forward immediately.
"And what do you think you are going to do with them?!" She was glaring at the toad woman. The toad woman simply glanced at her, and then at the others, eyeing at Kanda, who looked back defiantly. She pointed at him, and said in her sickly fake sweet voice, "You too, young man. The one with the pony-tail. Come here. Now." She beckoned him with her finger. When Kanda made no move to walk towards her, she raised her wand, and he was suddenly being dragged towards her and the two shinobi by some invisible hand.
"What the HELL?!" He struggled a bit, to no success of freeing himself. The toad woman smiled, and faced Professor McGonagall.
"I will be taking these young men to detention. The first two for making an irritable racket in the middle of classes, and the third for having unacceptable messy clothes." She pointed at Kanda's bloodstained jacket, and all three of them were dragged into her office. All McGonagall could do was stare, nostrils flaring, lips pursed, glaring at the woman as she walked away, the three following reluctantly... or rather forced to follow... Hanatarou looked after them, obviously worrying about the three. Allen noticed that, and tried to comfort him.
"Don't worry! Kanda's the toughest one in our group. Even that toad woman couldn't take him down! They'll be fine!" His optimistic mind seemed to loosen the tense aura around the entire group. Hanatarou smiled nervously a bit, but looked back at the four, who were now out of sight. So all they could do was take a small tour of Hogwarts, sit in the common rooms of their respective houses, and wait. Lavi waited in the Ravenclaw common room, the others in the Gryffindor and Slytherin common rooms.
Naruto POV
Hidan, Itachi, and Kisame sat, waiting for the two to come back. It was late until the passageway to the common room was opened. They all looked up to see Sasori dragging an unconscious Deidara to a couch.
"What the fck took you two so long?!" Hidan was wiping blood off his arm. He had just killed an innocent rat that was running around the room. Sasori ignored him, and lay Deidara down on one of the soft couches none too gently.
"Hey, what happened to the kid?" Kisame looked up from his book, 'Magical Creatures and Where to Find Them', asking while looking at the blonde pyro. Sasori shrugged.
"That Umbridge woman used some kind of spell on him. He was exploding her desk." He explained with a dull tone. Kisame raised an eyebrow.
"Explodin' her... hehe, that brat really is annoying. He's probably gonna be the death of some teachers here." Itachi sighed and closed his book, 'Hogwarts: A History'. He had been studying the works of this school, some rather interesting things to read. He got up from the armchair, and walked to the stairs.
"Oy, where you goin'?" Hidan was cutting another rat open. Itachi didn't look back.
"Sleep." Was all he said. Kisame yawned.
"Well, so am I. Night guys." And he followed Itachi up to the dorms. Hidan finished killing the rat, and threw it into the fire, where it sputtered as the vermin hit the flames. Sasori looked a bit disgusted.
"Why don't you just EAT it..." Hidan shrugged. And lay on a couch, picking up the book that Kisame dropped on the table. He scrunched his nose as he saw a picture of a strange cat that seemed to have... two heads and tails... Deidara started snoring bit, and Hidan sweat dropped. That brat was incredible...
D. Gray-Man POV
Lavi was sitting by the window, staring out at the forest. He started to wonder if Allen and Linalee were alright. Then he started noticing that Kanda seemed to be taking a bit long with his detention. He jumped a bit when the passageway opened, and stared as a girl with dirty-blonde hair walked in, supporting a seemingly, dazed Kanda as he staggered into the common room.
"Yuu-chan?! What happened to you?!" He quickly made his way over to the swordsman.
"Shut up... baka... usagi... how many.. times... have I told you... to not... call me that..." The blonde girl had a soft, dreamy expression on her face. Her voice was equally spacey.
"He's not really feeling well right now. He just needs to rest is all." She explained as she stared at Lavi with wide, unblinking eyes. Kanda brushed her supporting hand off his arm, and staggered his way to the couch. He was actually looking sick. Lavi went over to him.
"Hey, what'd that woman do?" Kanda ignored him, closing his eyes. Lavi pouted slightly and poked at Kanda's cheek. The latter growled and his fist threatened to ruin Lavi's jaw.
"She is... an absolute... pain... in... the... neck..." He started to rub at his left arm, and Lavi immediately realized it. He seized that arm, and pulled the sleeve up. "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOI-" Lavi studied the scar on Kanda's arm, and then started to poke at it. He was immediately sent flying back into a wall. Lavi's eyes were those swirly anime dizzy eyes (idk what they were called XD) and he had a huge lump on his head. Poor Lavi... Kanda stormed up to the dorms with anger marks over his cheek. Besides, the scar was going to be gone by tomorrow morning. The girl stared at Lavi for a second, before helping him up form the ground.
"Are you alright? Your friend is quite incredible." Lavi nodded, and flashed his trademark smile.
"Yep! I'm absolutely fine! I'm already used to this anyway!" He chuckled and rubbed his head. The girl nodded, thinking.
"I'm Luna Lovegood. Pleased to meet you, um..."
" Lavi! Just Lavi. Nice to meet you too Ms Luna! That means 'moon' doesn't it?" Luna nodded with a soft smile.
"So are you the new transfer students that Professor Dumbledore was talking about?"
"Uh-huh! This school is very interesting! So many strange things! Not to mention, I almost fell down those moving stairs on my way to this room!" The both laughed a bit. Luna looked at the clock.
"Oh! Well, I should get to bed. Its been fun talking to you, Mr. Lavi. Good night!" Lavi waved cheerfully.
"G'night!" He watched as Luna walked up to her dorm, and sighed. This was going to be interesting. So many things to be aware of in this school. Possibly, there might be an innocence in here, with all of the akuma. He sighed again, and wondered what the moyashi and Linalee were doing.
In the Gryffindor common room...
Allen sneezed. 'Is someone talking about me? Better not be the Millenium Earl...' He shuddered as he thought of the fat evil creator of fat ball-shaped machines.(XD! sry, couldn't resist...)
"Allen? Did you catch a cold?" Allen looked up from the ginger haired cat that he was petting, and smiled at Lenallee.
"No, I'm fine! Thanks!" Linalee nodded and looked back at the book that Hermione lent her. Hermione was reading a book about house-elves and the history of them. She had been surprised when her cat, Crookshanks, seemed to be rather nice to Allen. Ron was playing Wizard Chess with Harry, and Allen was watching them, fascinated by the moving pieces. Hermione started to suspect that they weren't really... normal... First of all, she had caught a small glimpse of Allen's left hand, that was covered with a glove. It was... red! As if it had been burned, and Lenallee had strange boots. The swordsman, Kanda, healed immediately from such a deep wound, and that Lavi, his hammer was quite strange... So was his eye-patch. She sighed, and decided to leave that for now. She started a conversation with Linalee.
"Your uniforms are quite interesting! That school you go to must be very rich!" Linalee smiled.
"Actually, our school isn't expensive at all! It's a very fun place to live." Hermione nodded.
"Well, you have to be a bit more careful in our school. There are usually fake doors or walls. And Peeves the poltergeist plays a lot of pranks on people. Especially new students." They both jumped as Allen suddenly yelled. Hermione and Linalee went to his side.
"What happened?!" Allen's hand was covering his left eye. Linalee understood and started to lead him out of the room.
"Hey, are you alright? What happened to your eye?" Ron and Harry looked at them.
"I'll take him to the Hospital Wing. I think he got something in his eye. Probably from that chess game. I saw a few splinters fly at his face." Allen nodded quickly, and hurried out of the door, trying to look like he was in pain. As soon as they were both out of the passageway, they ran quietly towards the entrance of the school.
"What about Lavi and Kanda? How are we going to contact them-" He was cut off as Timcanpy flew out of Allen's hood, and started to fly towards the Ravenclaw room. They then ran towards the Forbidden Forest, where Allen had sensed the akuma, at least a whole group of level ones. But when they got there, someone was already fighting the akuma. And it wasn't an exorcist.
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OK! FINALLY DONE!! RARGH!! ahem alright, in case ur wondering who was fighting the akuma, then i shall give you a hint. COUGHCOUGHORANGECOUGHCOUGHHAIRCOUGHCOUGH!! XD. and of course with a few of his buddies. ALRIGHT NOW REVIEW AND LEAVE ME BE AS I TYPE THE FOURTH FRIGGIN CHAPTER!!