Chapter 4
Sakura and Sai sat in the middle of a large leather and veryyy comfortable pearl couch while the others –Ino, Neji, Tenten, Hinata, Sasuke, and Naruto surrounded them.
"So…." Sakura began, rocking back and forth trying to start up a conversation. When Ino's hand shot up.
"Don't even speak Sakura. I'm so disappointed in you. How could you not tell me; ME OF ALL PEOPLE, THAT YOU WEREN'T GOING OUT WITH SAI?!" Ino demanded in Sakura's face. Sakura laughed nervously and tried to push Ino out of her personal space when her other hand pushed her back down. "ANSWER ME DAMMIT!" Ino shrieked.
"Well, Ino. It was my decision to keep it a secret from all of you guys so please stop screaming her Sakura's face." Sai answered for Sakura cheerfully. Sakura glared at him and thought, why is it that I get the feeling that he's REALLY enjoying this? Ino stared at him angrily then sighed defeated.
"I guess it can't be helped." Ino sighed, pouting then looked away. The others agreed and began to talk loudly about how mean Tsunade could be when she was angry. Sasuke on the other hand could only think of the horrible tasks that awaited him if he failed getting Sakura to marry him. He then gulped in fear and glanced at the pink haired girl.
She's become so frail… yet so beautiful at the same time. Fragile… yea, that's what she is. Fragile yet dangerous… like Tsunade only she's not fragile she's like… a rock. A really evil and furtive rock. Sasuke continued to stare at Sakura, memorizing every beautiful detail about her. From her smile to her eyes, figure, and personality. WAIT A MINUTE! Sasuke yelled at himself. THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH HER! SHE'S JUST FINE!! So that means… I just about have 2/3 of the task to do or… He thought of the disgusting poop and Naruto's constant pranks. He sighed to himself, I hate my life, then stood up and walked over to where Sakura and Sai were sitting.
"Hey Sakura." He greeted simply and sat next to her. She stared at him as if he had gone mental and was a foul life-threatening virus. This is going to be hard, he thought as he watched her leap up and sit on the other side of Sai for protection. "Well that was a bust." He whispered out loud only to receive a questioning yet deadly look from Sai.
"What do you want Uchiha?" he inquired coldly.
"Well I was trying to talk to Sakura to tell her how sorry I was and how I wanted to make up with her but I guess I'll tell you instead. I. Want. To. be. Friends. With. Your. Girlfriend. Again." He stated simply as if he were talking to a baboon.
Sai glared at him then replied, "Well, from the way she's acting I would and am going to assume that she. Does. Not. want. To. be. You're. Friend. Nor does she want anything to do with. You." Sakura nodded vigorously then went over to Ino believing she could leave the pestering chicken headed emo to Sai.
Sasuke and Sai watched her walk off then had another glaring contest when Sai finally opened his mouth.
"So, I heard about Tsunade's punishment." Sai said smiling mischievously. Serves him right, Sai thought, No one hurts Sakura and gets away with it in this village. He also betrayed the village but the reason why I think Tsunade's punishment is so odd and cruel –yet amusing to others is because she cares about Sakura dearly.
Sasuke glared at him again then replied, "Have you? Cause if you have I'm sure you know that I get to spend the whole day with Sakura on Thursday and Friday."
Sai scoffed. "Well it's not like Ican't be there or anything. You're just her personal slave. Who would've thought a UCHICHA would EVER be a SLAVE." He said emphasizing the words, Uchiha, ever, and slave each piercing Sasuke's heart with a flaming arrow.
Sasuke glared again then turned obviously unable to think of a comeback. Heh that's right Uchiha you LOSE! Sai cheered to himself happily.
"If you know about those two things I'm sure you know about my other task. The one where I have to marry Sakura and have kids by two years." Sasuke continued, his head still turned away.
Sai scoffed again and stared at Sasuke with an uncaring and obnoxious attitude. "From the way Sakura was just acting I hardly think she'll go anywhere near you let alone MARRY you and HAVE KIDS."
Sasuke twitched, turned and grabbed Sai by the collar of his shirt. "I will succeed because Uchihas get what they want. And I want Sakura. So don't stand in my way." He screamed angrily.
Sai smirked at him and said confidently, "I still don't think that's going to happen especially since she just HEARD the whole THING." Sasuke looked at him in confusion then finally realized his recent tone of voice and turned to look at an angry Sakura.
"Oh shit." He whispered in fear as Sakura marched over to him and Sai.
"Oi, Uchiha!" she yelled with hatred. She pushed Sasuke off of Sai and grabbed him by his throat. "Don't think you'll be able to get near me AT ALL. Don't touch me, don't look at me, and the only things YOU can say to me is Yes or No when you're MY SLAVE!" She threw him to the ground and hovered over him with a menacing aura.
The others backed away from her in fear. While Naruto attempted to keep Sakura from killing Sasuke. But she pushed him off and glared at him as well making him scramble away and hide behind Hinata. Sakura turned back to Sasuke and looked at him with a killer look in her eyes. "On Thursdays and Fridays you will be MY slave and that is the ONLY time you will ever get within FIVE FEET OF ME. OTHER THEN THAT STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME UCHIHA!" she roared then stomped down her foot between his legs –hitting his dick and balls with a ton of force. Sasuke screamed in agony, eyes filled with tears as he went into a fetal position, rocked back and forth holding his precious family jewels.
"Mommy." He whimpered in pain as tears ran down his face. Naruto, Neji, and Sai looked at Sakura with a new found fear and thought to themselves, Never EVER make Sakura angry. As they mentally prayed and sympathized Sasuke, the victim of the crazy pink haired nut cracker.
Sakura huffed angrily and stomped to the kitchen where she was followed by Ino, Hinata and Tenten. While Sasuke continued to experience pain the other guys slowly inched towards him wondering what the hell should they do to help ease his agony. However, the only thing that Sasuke was thinking was, Mommmy!! HELP ME! HELP ME GET BACK AT THAT CRAZY ASS BITCH!!
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Next day, Tuesday
Kakashi landed at Sasuke's door only to find it wide open and the echoing of something that sounded like a dying cat. He scratched his head in confusing but said to himself, "I guess the rumors ARE true. There are ghosts haunting this place! No wonder why Sasuke likes his house so much. Tsk, that Sasuke… so emo…" He walked into the house and slowly made his way towards the sound of the "dying cat" only to find Sasuke in agony and holding his crouch. He bent down and poked the pale, sweaty and rocking figure. "Oi, Sasuke. You alright there? You left the door open so I came in and heard something that sounded like a dying cat. Was that you?" he asked.
Sasuke cracked open and eye and sobbed, "Sakura stomped her foot on my… my… my…"
"Your…?"
"SHE STOMPED HER FOOT ON MY PENIS AND I'M IN SO MUCH FUCKING PAIN!! ARGHHH IF ONLY I DIDN'T FUCKING LOVE HER I WOULD KILL HER RIGHT NOW!" Sasuke bellowed in frustration and agony then went back to his sad and pathetic heap of angst.
Kakashi looked at Sasuke in shock at first then smirked. "So what are you going to do now?"
Sasuke groaned, "I'm going to lie here all day until the pain subsides then kill myself." Kakashi sighed then knocked Sasuke on the head.
"You idiot, I didn't mean what are you going to do about your dick, I meant what are you going to do about Sakura?"
Sasuke slowly sat up then answered, "I'm going to get what I want." Only to get hit on the head again.
"If you keep it up with that ignorant attitude not a single woman in Konoha is going to want to approach you ever again." This statement made Sasuke looked up at Kakashi with puppy eyes.
"KAKASHI SENSEIIIII WHAT SHOULD I DOOOOO?" he howled in frustration which to Kakashi happened to be very humorous.
"Sasuke, I can only help you with a few things, but don't expect it to work. Cause every woman is different. And personally I think Sakura should be placed in her own special category when it comes to type of woman." Kakashi stated bluntly. Sasuke smiled weakly then grabbed a notebook from behind him.
"So what should I do?" he asked, holding the notebook and a pen with the most serious look Kakashi's ever seen him have. Who merely scratched his head in a lazy manner and thought, this is so saddening. My best student has turned to a pathetic drop dead head over heals in love maniac. But none the less, this is going to be very interesting then began to very long lecture about the types of woman and how to act, flatter, date, and make love for each type. Including Sakura. Unknowingly a crowd of men lingered outside Sasuke's room all holding a notebook and pen, vigorously writing down every word that came out of the perverted silver haired jonin named Kakashi.