Every thought was centered on Lauren and Jessica. By that I mean every thought was centered around revenge on Lauren and Jessica. Nobody calls my baby sister ugly, plain, and unworthy of my brothers love. On another note, nobody calls them self more beautiful then my angel, unless they are in my family. They were gonna pay. Bella came home crying after what they had said. NOBODY makes my baby sister cry, except me, but that's from laughing too hard. I love my Bells and my Rose more than my undead eternal life. Edward and Alice went to Lauren's sleepover about the Bella part. Rose went because they called themselves prettier than her. I went for both, and Jasper went because it made Alice happy, he was bored, he likes pranks, and he and Bella have gotten closer since she moved in. We didn't do much to Lauren and Jessica. I mean we just there and were like, "Can we play truth or Dare?"
"Of course!" They answered too quickly. All of a sudden Edward picked Bella up and kissed her right in front of everybody. Every girl's jaw in the room, besides Rose and Alice's, hit the floor.
"What was that for?" Bella asked breathless.
"I just really wanted to."
"But why?"
"Do I need a reason?" he asked all innocent.
"Well, no but-" he kissed her again, this time much shorter.
"I can resist that face, I love you." He pulled her into a warm hug. Awz maybe I should use that corny stuff on Rose once in a while.
"I love you too"
"Um, well, you two share a room – you can do this type of stuff later." Alice said. Jasper came up and wrapped his arm around Alice. I looked around. Edward was standing behind Bella with his arms wrapped around her, and Jasper had his arm around Alice; I was the only one without my arm around my girl. I quickly grabbed Rosalie by the wrist kissed her on the cheek and put my arm around her. Hey, I think this corny stuff is working. Well, anyway, we started playing truth or dare. It started it out really safe, then, Jessica asked Edward.
"Truth or dare, Edward?" she batted her lashes in an attempt to flirt.
"Truth." What?! Cullen men don't pick truth! Jasper and I smacked him at the same time, but we missed, stupid mind reader.
"Are you only marrying Bella because she's pregnant?" She looked so smug. Bella smacked Edward.
"I told you that people would come to this conclusion, but no we have to get married at eighteen."
"Love, settle down." He looked up at Jessica and answered, "No, I am marrying her because I love her."
Bella laughed, "And because he's impatient and wins every argument."
Edward laughed, "Well, I do seem to remember that you won two arguments."
"Yeah but we've been arguing since before we were together and you still won those. We have had like fifty arguments."
"So?"
"Whatever, if you keep this up I'm staying in Jasper's room tonight." Jasper looked up.
"Why my room? I mean I love you Bells, but why my room. Normally you stay with Emmett."
"Yeah why his room?" I asked.
She giggled and said, "Because you share a room with Alice and you were the first person to come to mind. Also, because I never spend time with you any more, so, when Alice is being a hyper little pixy you have to endure her with me."
"Awww, Bells! I could just save you by taking you to the beach!" Jasper whined. Just as he finished Alice reached over and smacked him. He turned to look at her, bad move buddy. Cullen men NEVER go against Alice, the glare on her face almost sent me running home. "Sorry Alice, I won't, I promise." He turned to look at Bella, "Okay Bells, you win."
"Ugh, I'm so sick of this!" Lauren exclaimed, "I don't know why you all love her so much! She's so plain, normal, and she's not even that pretty! You could have any girl you want, but you pick that plain Jane instead! I mean she must be pregnant! Why else would you marry such an ugly weirdo? I bet she probably cheated on you with that kid from LaPush, and that he ran away because he found out the baby wasn't his and that she was marrying you because of it!" At that point Bella had started to cry, probably from the mention that Jacob had run away. Edward stood up and put Bella in my arms.
"Emmett… he's gone! And it's all my fault!" She cried harder.
"Bells, shh. Calm down, it's not you're fault." I whispered in her ear. Edward came over and kissed her on the forehead.
"You have no right to make those assumptions. Bella is the most beautiful person I have ever laid eyes on. She is the only one for me, I love her with all my heart and soul, for as long as I may live. There is nothing plain about her. She is the love of my life and no one will ever be able to take her place in my heart." Edward nearly yelled at Lauren. I stood up and handed Bella to Jasper.
"Please try to clam her down a bit." I whispered in his ear, so low that only he could hear.
"Bella is one of the most wonderful people I have ever met. You have no right to say the things you say. And for the record, you and Jessica are not prettier than Bella or Rose! You will never be prettier than either of them. You two are the most ugly, nasty, deceitful, whores I have ever met!" I wasn't like Edward, I yelled at them at the top of my lungs. The neighbors could probably hear me. Lauren stood up and walked over to me. What the hell is she doing?
"Awe, Emmett, don't be like that. You know you don't really think those things." She said as she wrapped her arms around me.
Still frozen in place all I could say was, "I don't?" out of the corner of my eye I could see Jessica doing the same thing to Edward.
"No, you don't" She leaned in and she fucking kissed me! How could she do that? I push her away. I could see that Edward dodged his kiss.
"What the hell do you think you're doing?" Edward, Rose, Bella, and I all yelled at the same time.
"We know you want us." Lauren said.
"You just don't want to hurt Bella and Rosalie by leaving them." Jessica added.
"Well, you're wrong and excuse me, I need to go brush his teeth." I said. As I was leaving I heard Rose yelling a very long stream of vulgar language – I bet you thought I didn't know terms like that, well I do – followed by two slaps. Ouch, that must have hurt. But oh god, that kiss was so scary, I can't get over it, I was attacked! She just started coming at me. Doesn't she have a boyfriend or something? And another thing doesn't Jessica? Yeah, they do, Tyler and Mike… I think. They are whores! I knew it! I wish I could cry right now, I'm so scared about what happened. God, why me, why- my phone rang, interrupting my agony.
"Hello?" I said into the receiver.
"Uh, Emmett, WHERE ARE YOU?" Alice screamed.
"I'm in the woods behind Bella's house… I think. Why?"
"Why the hell are you in the woods behind Bella's house? Oh, and by the way it's her OLD house, her house is the same house you live in."
"I was just running. Oh Alice, I was so scared. She just attacked me!"
"I don't care. Just get your butt back here."
"Where is here? And you're so mean Alice."
"Lauren's house, duh."
"No way! I am not going back there."
"Emmett, we are only outside her house."
"No."
"We are pranking them." She said persuasively.
"No. Do it without me." Okay, I know what you're thinking, Emmett McCartney NEVER says no to a prank, but she attacked me! I can't go back there.
"Emmy, do it for me?" Bella said.
"No sorry Bells."
"For me, Emmy Bear?" Rose said.
"No, I'm sorry Rosy."
"Blackmail, I have a picture of that kiss." Jasper said slyly.
"No."
"Emmett, I hate to have to say this, I mean you think a 100 and something year old vampire would out grow these types of things, but…" Edward sighed, "Do it for Dora?"
"I'll do it for Dora!"
"Who the fuck is Dora?" My sweet Rosalie yelled.
"How do you not know Dora the Explorer?"
"Um, Okay… We'll, Uh, see you soon." And she hung up. I ran back to Lauren's house. I tried desperately to find my family, but I couldn't. What kind of vampire can't find their own family?
"Psssssst! Emmett, up here!" I looked up and saw the entire family spread out among the many branches of the big tree in Lauren's back yard.
"Emmett, get your butt up here! We have a prank to plan…"
Okay this is only the beginning of the Emmett chapter. The reason why I stopped here is because I really need some help coming up with good pranks to pull on Lauren and Jessica. If you have any idea's please tell me in a review. Remember the longer it takes for me to get ideas the longer it takes to update, I NEED YOUR IDEAS, PLEASE! Thank you! Meghan