Disclaimer-I do not own Naruto... Kishimoto does I also don't own Kishimaru but have permission from Kyuubi's Naruto and Sakura. Actually the only thing I own is my idea so umm... go me!
Author-Cgraham00
-Kyuubi Speaking inside Naruto-
-Inner Sakura-
-everyone else-
Well I got some empty time today so I decided to pound out another chapter today enjoy :)
Naruto and Kishimaru woke up the next day feeling quit proud of themselves. Later that day they had a photo shoot for their pictures. Naruto, being the prankster
that he was, decided that he wanted to look goofy during his picture and painted his face white with red swirls on his hands and face. Kishimaru thought it was
hilarious but decided that he didn't want Naruto to know.
" You look stupid."
"Shut up Kishimaru!" Kishimaru grinned. Kishimaru decided he wanted to go as is so he wore his blue jumpsuit. Once the two boys were done with their
preparations they nodded to each other and left.
The Third Hokage was waiting patently for Naruto to show up. The Hokage inside of him knew he was up to mischief but the prankster inside of him was curious.
Kishimaru was the first he saw and was slightly disappointed that he came to the photo shoot dressed normally
"can't someone think outside the box for once." he thought to himself. After Kishimaru got his photo taken Naruto walked into the room The Hokage's eyes lit up
"THERE WE GO! YEAH...GO NARUTO" his inner prankster yelled with joy.
"Naruto why are you dressed up like that the photo is to show our potential clients the ninja who will be accompanying them on the mission not to look like a fool."
"Bah come on gramps can't take a joke.." Naruto asked threw closed eyes. Smiling like mad, Naruto sat in the stool in front of him and the photographer took his
picture. The Hokage just shook his head, as Naruto ran up and asked when the photo was going to be developed. The Hokage stood up and decided it was time to
make the announcement ok all Genin are to report to their respective classes to find out who their instructors will be. Naruto was psyched he ran to the bathroom
and quickly cleaned up, he didn't want to make a bad first impression. Kishimaru was the first back to the classroom and took a seat in the front row he didn't want
to show it but he was as excited as Naruto was. Soon the other students started filing in. Naruto was behind a beautiful pink haired woman named Sakura. Her
emerald eyes could pierce his soul just by looking in his direction. Next to her was what caught Kishimaru's eyes a beautiful blond her sky blue eyes made
Kishimaru's heart bounce in his chest. Whether it was the staring or the amount of drool on his desk Ino looked at Kishimaru and raised an eye brow. "Kishimaru
what are you looking at?" Kishimaru snapped out of his daydream.
"Uhm Nothing Ino-Chan!" All of a sudden he saw a vein pop on Ino's head
"Only Sasuke is allowed to call me Ino-Chan!"
"Pfff yeah like Sasuke would want an Ino-pig like you!" laughed Sakura
"Oh yeah like he would want someone with a FOREHEAD LIKE THAT!" countered Ino.
"I uhh actually like Sakura-Chan's Forehead." Chirped Naruto. Big mistake for him, Both girls glared daggers at him.
"WHO WAS ASKING YOU NARUTO!" both girls shouted in unison. Sasuke had walking in right about now and raised an eyebrow at the two girls. He grunted and
shoved his hands inside of his pockets and watched as the two girls in front of his melted into butter.
"Oh Sasuke-Kun.." whispered Sakura who started to daydream about dating the the last Uchiha. Sasuke just smirked and sat down next to Kishimaru.
"Hey Kish what's up?"
Kishimaru just looked at Sasuke. It was common knowledge that Sasuke had warmed up to the Uzumaki's. Naruto sat on the other side of Sasuke when Kishimaru
responded to his question. "Well it's going ok I guess..." Sasuke just nodded. Somehow Sasuke had a 6th sense about Kishimaru, he could tell, even when he tried
to hide his emotions, that he was excited. Sakura and Ino were dumbstruck.
"WHY WOULD HE TALK TO THEM AND NOT ME!" Both thought
"Oh Sasuke-Kun why don't you come over here and sit next to me." Ino asked as seductively as she could. None to date had managed to resist Ino's charm but
today was a new day.
"Why don't you go train to become a better ninja and quit trying to get something out of you reach!" Sasuke mumbled just loud enough for Ino to hear. Sakura
sweat-dropped. No one talked to Ino like that and got away without any bruises. Sakura began to slowly back away when Iruka walked into
the room.
"OK take a seat everyone." Iruka said with authority. "Everyone here is a genin and will be put into squads of three any questions?" Iruka saw Sakura looking at
him confused that when she chirped up.
"Then why is Naruto and Kishimaru here they both failed?" looking directly at Naruto. Iruka looked at her and said slowly
"Naruto and Kishimaru have... special circumstances its not your place to judge why and how they passed just know they passed." Sakura just nodded and took
her seat next to the fuming Ino. The first
six teams were placed together and everyone was getting anxious.
"OK team seven will consist of Naruto...Sakura...and" Meanwhile Naruto's eyes had lit up he was with his precious Sakura-Chan he was as happy as a pig in shit.
Suddenly Iruka just stopped.
"well it seems we have a mistake I'll be right back." Iruka walked out of the room. Meanwhile Naruto was dancing on the inside and
outside while Sakura just stared in disbelief at the biggest knuckle-headed ninja she had ever met. Iruka was gone for about 5 minutes before returning to the
class room.
"ok now where was I? Ahh yes team seven...Sasuke and Kishimaru you are the last members of team seven your instructor will be Kakashi Hatake any questions?"
Naruto was the first to ask since he didn't care about raising his hand.
"why is their four people in our group?" Iruka just looked a Naruto and laughed.
"Its an ancient rule but apparently twins are allowed to be placed onto the same team and be considered as only one person." responded Iruka. Naruto just
nodded and gave Sasuke and Kishimaru a high-five.Sakura just looked at Ino and smirked
"Looks like Sasuke is mine Ino-pig!" and with that Iruka quickly went through the remaining teams.
"Wait here for your instructors." and with that Iruka left. Slowly the teams were leaving with their instructors. Soon there were only four bodies in the room. Sakura
was sitting behind her teammates when she noticed a set of eyes on her. She looked up to see Naruto staring intently at her. "What do you want baka?" Naruto
never even flinched. Sakura was about to say something else when she realized what had happened Sasuke had shoved Naruto and their lips had collided.
Everything froze for who knows how long, Naruto was in heaven and so was Sakura wait no she was in hell she forced herself to think
"Cha your first kiss and its with a damn good looking man.. go Sakura go Sakura..."inner Sakura started chanting cause Sakura to blush till she realized they
were still locking lips. This was the scene Kakashi walked in upon Naruto locking lips with Sakura, who was blushing, and two boys coming to tears trying to not
laugh at the two love birds.
"My first impression of your four is well we have two love birds and two jokers..." Kakashi mumbled. Suddenly Sakura's hand came crashing across Naruto's face
"YOU SON OF A... How dare you kiss me I want to be with Sasuke and share our first kiss together! How dare you take that chance away from me!" Sakura was
foaming at the mouth and Naruto still semi-conscious was just gazing off into the distance. Sakura didn't even want to know what was going on in his head.
Naruto's thoughts trailed off some involving a naked Sakura others involved a paddle and him in a diaper..."oh kami" was all he could mumble. Sasuke walked over
to help him up when he saw the source of Naruto's enjoyment there stood Naruto package standing tall and saluting anyone who would look. Sasuke lost it.
"ahhahahaha... N-N-N-Narrrrutoo hahahaha i-i-i is that a roll of quarters or are you happy to see me!" Naruto snapped immediately out of his haze and looked
down his tent clearly showing.
"PERVERT" was all Naruto heard before the lights went out for the poor boy. Kishimaru meanwhile had taken the opportunity to get out of the angry females way
as she pummeled his twin brother into the hard floor. Wincing from the sound of what he could guess as bone hitting bone he looked at his sensei who had not
even looked up from his orange book. Kakashi just smirked at the events that were unfolding before him. "OK meet me up on the roof in five minutes and bring the
unconscious one too." and with that Kakashi left the room as Sasuke and Kishimaru tried dragging Sakura off of Naruto.
Five minutes later everyone was on the roof and Naruto had woken up with lots of bruises all over his ribs. He grunted as he sat down next to Sasuke and waited
for Kakashi to speak.
"Ok first your going to tell me about yourselves you know likes,dislikes,and dreams stuff like that."
Kishimaru just shrugged and asked "Why don't you tell us first as an example sensei." Kakashi looked over at him.
"My name is Kakashi Hatake. My likes are none of your concern. My dislikes are none of your business and my dreams well I don't have any dreams not anymore."
Naruto just shook his head the only thing they learned about their sensei was his name just who was this guy. He even wore a mask so you couldn't see his face,
he covered one eye, the only thing one could tell about the man was he had gray hair yet he was young.
"You didn't tell us anything sensei" whined Naruto
Kakashi just glared at him "I am your leader I don't owe any of you anything now tell me about yourselves. Your first big mouth."
Naruto stood up proudly "Names Uzumaki Naruto. My likes are Ramen and well...a certain pink haired woman. My dislike is how the village treats me and my
brother. My dream is to become Hokage so everyone will respect me and recognize me."Kakashi just nodded.
"Ok" said Kakashi then pointing at Sasuke "Your next"
"My name is Sasuke Uchiha. My likes are my two good friends" he motioned toward Naruto and Kishimaru then winked at them. "My dislikes are fan-girls." he added
glaring at Sakura who tried to make herself as small as possible. "My dream well my ambition is to kill a certain someone." he added as maliciously as possible.
"Great" thought Kakashi "Another one bent on revenge."
Kakashi then pointed at Sakura indicating that it was her turn. "My name is Sakura Haruno. My likes well my best friend and a certain..." she just squealed staring
at Sasuke. "My dream is to be with a certain someone" again looking at Sasuke.
"What about your dislikes?" asked Kakashi. Only one word escaped her mouth.
"NARUTO"
"Oh brother we got a fan-girl hopefully we can snap her out of it before anything bad happens..." though Kakashi. "I guess your next kiddo"
Kishimaru stood up and bowed before Kakashi receiving a grin from the chunin. "My name is Kishimaru Uzumaki. My likes are Ramen and a certain Blond." everyone
thought Naruto but a different blond was on the mind of Kishimaru. "My dislikes are snobby people and excruciatingly slow torture." everyone raised an eyebrow at
this except Naruto who knew what he was talking about. The villagers glaring at them was like the slowest torture you could think of. "My dream is to one day
show the ninja world that the Uzumaki's are a clan to be respected." Naruto just nodded proud of his brother. "One day when I become Hokage We will show the
Ninja world just who the Uzumaki's are." he thought. Kakashi nodded and motioned for him to sit down. "Ok tomorrow we will have a test." Everyone's eyebrows
raised " the test is to determine if you will become genin only ten will become genin everyone else has to go back to the academy." at this Sakura stood up.
"What was the point of the final exam then?" Kakashi closed his only visible eye " To determine if you are qualified to take this test. Be at training grounds
tomorrow at 6:00 sharp and don't eat breakfast unless you want to puke it all back up." Kakashi then smiled at them and vanished in a flash. Everyone stood up
and dispersed each heading for their own homes only Naruto and Kishimaru remained together. "What do you think the test will be?" pondered Naruto.
"I don't know" responded Kishimaru "But we will find out tomorrow so lets head home and eat dinner I have a feeling we are gonna have a long day tomorrow."
The next day everyone was at the training grounds at 5:55 waiting patently for Kakashi. Naruto, Kishimaru, and Sasuke were chit chatting about the possibilities of
the test and Sakura was just day-dreaming about Naruto "I mean Sasuke!" she told herself over and over again.
"Cha yeah right girl you know you want to climb all over Naruto and show him what a real girl can do!"Sakura just shook her head.
"NO I want Sasuke"
"Oh ok do I have to remind you about the dream you were having last night?" Sakura immediately blushed and told her inner self to shut up. Kakashi arrived
at about 9:30 to find four angry genin staring at him. "YOU ARE LATE" they all yelled in unison.
"I'm sorry I got lost on the road to life..." Kakashi announced. All four genin fell for it... this time.
After the four students finally shut up Kakashi started explaining the rules. Holding up three bells he looked at the four of them "the rules are simple whoever gets
a bell passes whoever doesn't fails...any questions." Sakura was the first to pipe up.
"But there are only three bells and four of us someone is going to fail no matter what..."
"yes someone will fail... you have until noon" Kakashi then raised his hand "Begin!"
The test has begun tune in next time for Kakashi's test. Thanks for reading :)