Chapter 3: The Dark Lord's fan fiction
AN: This chapter is actually just Voldemort's fan fiction, everything in italics is Wormtail, who is Voldemort's beta reader, commenting on certain parts. Please note the 'golden trio' are portrayed the way they are because this is written by the Dark Lord, and he despises them. Sorry about the grammar, Voldemort never paid much attention in lessons at the orphanage.
Harry Potter and his annoying friends, book 1: The beginning of the story.
Summary: Ever read the Harry Potter stories and thought they were too good to be true, well they are. Introducing the true story of Harry Potter's seven years of Hogwarts.
Follow the crappy trio as they barely survive being beaten by their betters by pure luck. They will fall in love, fall out of love, and deny their true feelings until they are about to die.
This is the story that was never told, the true Harry Potter story, written by none other than the Dark Lord himself.
Chapter 1: The beginning of the beginning of the story.
I like your originality, it really shines through.
It was a dark and stormy night. Actually it wasn't that dark or stormy and it was the middle of the day, but apart from that it was a dark and stormy night. Again, very original. Harry Potter was at King's Cross station trying to get to platform 9 ¾ which is strange because it is halfway between 9 and ten not three quarters. Of course Potter was to stupid to find his way onto the platform by himself, so he asked some other wizards and witches. And so he met the Weasleys. The Weasleys were a very poor family who never truly understood that pure bloods are the greatest and deserve to rule over everyone, yet be ruled over by a half blood. When Harry saw the Weasleys the twins, whose names I can't remember except they begin with an 'F' and a 'G' I think it's Gred and Forge were entering the barrier. But Potter was so blind even with his glasses that he missed them going through so he had to ask the oldest looking of the group, Mrs. Weasley. Mrs. Weasley was to busy to notice Potter as she was trying to get dirt off of her youngest sons nose, and cheek, and forehead, and arm.
"Ummm excuse me but I'm trying to find platform 9 ¾, do you know where it is?" Harry asked. Finally, some paragraphing.
"Well now dear it's just between platform nine and ten." Mrs. Weasley responded in that ridiculously cheery voice.
"Oh, you mean that wall that if I ran into would really hurt?" Harry asked, as he was to stupid to think there was magic involved.
"No silly, well yes it does look like a wall but if you go through it then you come out at the platform, you can go with my youngest son, Ron." Mrs. Weasley told the idiot, I mean Harry. What's the difference.
And so both Harry and Ron ran through the barrier on to platform 9 3/4 , followed closely by Ginny and Mrs. Weasley.
"By the way I'm Harry Potter." Harry told the Weasleys before head onto the train.
"Mummy mummy, that was Harry Potter." Ginny told her mother.
"I know, he just told us that dear, Ron you should be getting onto the train." Mrs. Weasley told her two remaining children.
And so Ron hurried off to find a compartment with the idiotic Harry Potter.
A/N: Well I just don't seem to have much inspiration for this chapter and so it's very short. It isn't the end of Voldemort's chapter, that will be continued later. Please tell me what you think and whether you would like to see more of this. The more reviews I get the more I'll work on it.