Iron Man is sitting down on a chair in his room at the Avenger's mansion studying the Silver Surfer's skin.

"So this is the Silver Surfer's skin. I wonder what flying through space, stars, nebulas, and all that other galactic stuff can do to your skin?" questioned Iron Man.

Iron Man sniffs the skin.

"Hmm, smells sweet." Iron Man puts the skin piece in his mouth. "It's sweet, ooooo it's melting in my mou...

Iron Man dazes out and the next thing he knows, he's flying through space.

Drive it on up and let's cruise a while
Leave 'em very far behind

You can hedge your bet on a clean corvette
To get you there right on time

Iron Man sees Earth and he flies towards it but instead of landing in New York, he ends up landing in a garden where the trees are whiskey bottles and the river flows of beer. Iron Man is acting like a kid in a candy store, not knowing where to begin.

Now if you're ready to dive into overdrive
Baby the green lights are on
It's like you're runnin away on some high octane
Every time she reached the boulevard

Won't you take a ride, ride, ride
On heavy metal
It's the only way that you can travel
Down that road
Satisfied, fied, fied
On heavy metal
Baby won't you ride
Ride it until it explodes
Heavy Metal

Iron Man sees a giant tree with beer cans on it's branches in the center of the garden. He walks towards it and sees a knife near the tree. He picks up the knife and out of instinct, stabs the tree but instead of sap coming out, beer comes out and lands on the grass. Out of the grass sprouts a beer bottle, he picks it up and sniffs it to find out it's real beer. He then takes more beer from the tree and rubs it over his heart and liver area and they miraculously heal. Iron Man's now in hysterics.

"Yoo-hoo!" Iron Man hears a female voice.

My oh my how this lady can fly
Once she starts rollin' to leave you
You know you just can't lose the way she moves
You wait for her to finally release you
It's not a big surprise to feel your temperature rise
You've gotta get your redline fever
'Cause there is just on cure that they know for sure
You just become a heavy metal believer

Iron Man turns around to see a 7 beautiful women in string bikinis. A loud clank is heard throughout the garden. The skies open up to reveal a huge beer bottle with arms and legs.

"I see you're enticed by my beautiful garden of beerden and my daughter's rocking hot boobies." said the Beer God.

Won't you take a ride, ride, ride
On heavy metal
It's the only way that you can travel
Down that road
Satisfied, fied, fied
On heavy metal
Baby won't you ride
Ride it until it explodes
Heavy Metal

"You're damn right!" yelled Iron Man happily.

"Then go and bathe with my daughters and appease me by getting drunk and lathering their boobs in beer." commanded the Beer God.

Heavy Metal

The Beer God's daughters start to take off their bikini tops and squeeze their boobs to have beer squirt out onto Iron Man. They then strip completly naked and dive into the beer lake.

Heavy Metal

"Yes, yes," Iron Man drops to his knees and raises his arms in the air. "YEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!"

Iron Man stands up and starts to remove his armor.

"Tony, Tony..." Iron Man hears an echo.

That's because in the real world, Iron Man's on the street with the top of his armor off and the bottom half around his ankles and he's being shaken by War Machine and wakes up.

"W-War Machine, where am I?" Iron Man asks, then stands up and looks around frantically. "Whe're the whiskey trees and, and the river of booze and the Beer God's daughters?"

"Beer God's daughter's? War Machine questioned. "Tony, you flew out your window, started walking around Central Park taking off your armor, and you nearly exposed yourself to a kindergarden class!

Iron Man turns around to see a kindergarden class staring at him, along with Deadpool.

"Deadpool, what're you doing here?" questioned Iron Man.

"My nephew goes to this school and I had to pick him up." said Deadpool. "What're you doing with your pants down."

"Um, uh..." stammered Iron Man. "Kids, don't do drugs and er, always wear a belt. Get me out of here War Machine."

Iron Man's limo comes and he and War Machine get in and drive off. Iron Man starts putting his armor back on and thinking.

"That place was paradise." thought Iron Man. "But how did I get ther...Oh my God, the Silver Surfer's skin!"

SONG USED: Heavy Metal by Don Felder.