Gaara's Journal

Chapter 7 - Rehab and homeless people

Both sand siblings walked up to Kankuro. His mouth was wide open along with his eyes. "Gaara you just don't quit." Temari said. Gaara was still smiling slightly.

"Well Kankuro," he began putting one hand on his brother's shoulder "what do you think?" Kankuro slowly turned his head toward Gaara. He then picked him up by the shirt.

"You little raccoon! I am going to pulverize you!" He said quietly in an angry tone.

"Oh really? I thought that you weren't afraid." Gaara replied.

"Stop being a smartass! Where the hell did you get that thing?" Kankuro asked.

"The dummy from Lee, the hair is Neji's, the gown is Temari's, and the spray paint and sharpie marker are from here. Anything else cat man?" Gaara explained. His brother finally put him down.

"I want it out of here tonight! Got that?" Kankuro said pointing a finger at Gaara. Gaara saluted him, then went to get the doll. Walking back out, Gaara held the doll up as if it were floating. Kankuro hadn't noticed until it was two feet from him.

"Gaara please." Temari said. She cast him the "leave your pissed off brother alone" look, then went to go watch her favorite television show.

"Okay I'll stop, but dude cat man's expression was hilarious!" Gaara said. Kankuro didn't look angry anymore, nor did he smile. He crossed his arms and looked at Gaara. His little brother wasn't the only one who wanted revenge. Kankuro was sure to think of something sooner or later. Gaara threw the dummy on his bed. He had a great way of getting rid of it and since he had nothing to do at night...ever, that was what he would do. After that, he joined Temari in the living room. Her favorite television show wasn't on. Instead, she was watching "Extreme Make Overs With Guy Sensei"

"They sure are coming up with some weird shows huh." Gaara said.

"You aren't planning against me are you?" Temari asked. She looked at Gaara.

"No. I actually like you." He replied kissing his sister on the cheek. She was glad to hear that instead of "die I hate you." Anger management was the right choice. Kankuro was in his room thinking of all the ways that he could get revenge on Gaara.

Entry 6 8:34 PM

Man, I am pissed. Gaara needs to have some of his own medicine. Right now I am thinking of ways to get revenge on him. Hmm. . .what to do, what to do. . .

In the living room, Temari and Gaara were bored to death. Guy already waxed the eyebrows off of three people and almost Lee! "I'm going shopping tomorrow is there anything you need?" Temari asked Gaara. Before he could answer, there was a knock at the door. Gaara got up to answer it only to find Choji Akamunchi (I spelled it wrong on purpose) standing there with a comb, a bar of soap, and a towel.

"What. . .the hell. . .are YOU doing here?" Gaara asked staring at the supplies.

"Hey! Listen can I use your shower? My bathroom is being remodeled." Choji explained. Once again, Gaara stared at the smiling plump ninja infront of him.

"Where have you been I thought you died like fifty episodes ago." Gaara asked.

"I've been in rehab. Too much food. I really needed a diet. My dad insisted. I even got to meet Jenny Craig!" Choji said still smiling.

"Yea sure whatever." Gaara finally managed to say. He showed Choji where to go, then went to help his sister with the shopping list. Meanwhile, Kankuro was stressing with his revenge list on Gaara.

1.) Spray paint his hair.

"How the hell am I going to be able to do THAT without him knowing?"

2.) Put his hand in warm water.

"He doesn't sleep! Dammit Kankuro you should know that by now!"

3.) Decorate his gourd.

"Possibility, but then when doesn't he have it on him?"

4.) Push him down the stairs.

"Hey. . .we don't have any do we? Even if we did, he has all that damn protective sand.

5.) I could scare him with the exorcist!

"A DUH! He's not afraid!"

Kankuro ripped up his list and threw it away. He'd been talking to himself and thinking for the past hour. Kankuro suddenly jumped up. It wasn't because of the exorcist, but because there was a sound that come from the bathroom. A LOUD sound. All three siblings heard it. The floor shook under their feet. Temari and Gaara looked up at the support beam of the house. It was cracked, and slowly the crack began to grow.

"Run." Temari said. She and Gaara fled the house quickly. Kankuro shortly joined them outfront. They looked at their house one last time before it came crumbling to the ground.

"What the hell just happened?" Kankuro asked. They watched as a chubby boy emerged from their house with nothing but a towel on.

"Uh. . .hey guys!" he said. "I kind of slipped in the shower. Sorry."

"You SLIPPED?!?!?!" Temari shouted.

"You're dead." Gaara said extending his hand to use sand coffin. Choji ran in the other direction. He was the first to escape the horrible attack.

"Well, what are we going to do now? The house needs to be rebuilt." Gaara exclaimed.

"Hey, didn't I tell you to scrub the bathtub Gaara? This would've never happened if you would just listen to me!" Temari shouted.

"Oh yeah. About that, I forgot." Gaara said.

"Chill, we need someone to stay with for about a week." Kankuro explained.

"Here, you can stay with her." Gaara said throwing the dummy at Kankuro. It was the only unharmed thing. He flinched and ran a few feet away. Gaara laughed but then quickly stopped.

"Hey guys! Wow what happened here?" Baki (their sensei) asked. The three stared in horror at the sight before them.

"S-sensei what happened to you?" Temari asked pointing at his face. Baki remained eyebrowless. Not one hair remained above his eyes.

"Oh yeah! I went on that new extreme make over show. Guy Might did my eyebrows and some other places." He explained.

"About our house," began Gaara "It's a long story. We need to get it rebuilt but in the meantime we need a place to stay."

"Well I can't help you. I have to go on an "S" ranked mission with Jaraiya." He lied.

"Alright, to Konoha." Temari said. It took them until the time that they went to bed to reach their destination. "I know a possibility of where we could go." They walked up to a house which was familiar to Gaara. A boy answered the door.

"Hey Temari! What are you doing here?" Shikamaru asked yawning.

"We need a place to stay for a few days until our house is rebuilt." She explained. He looked at Gaara and then back at Temari.

"As much as I like you, No. Your brother knocked me out. That is how I got to your house." he explained and shut the door.

"Way to go Gaara." Temari said. "Where else are we supposed to go?"

"I know." said Kankuro. He led them to another house on the next street, and knocked on the door. Another boy answered the door and immediately looked angrily at Gaara.

"No." he said and slammed the door.

"Why was he bald" Kankuro asked.

"Was that Neji?" Temari asked. Both of them stared at Gaara.

"What? I used his hair for the dummy person. He looked behind then at the green house that sat at the end of the street. There was no way that they were going there. Guy might wax my eyebrows, well theirs at least. "I have another plan." He said. Now Gaara was leading them to another house. While passing Lee's house, Gaara commanded his siblings to wait. He got up to te roof and placed te dummy infront of the window. The curtains were slightly opened. Gaara looked through tem only to see Lee putting on his pajamas. Gaara quickly turned away.

"So where are we going?" Temari asked her little brother.

"You'll see. We're almost there." Gaara replied. They approached the gate of the leaf village.

"Why are we leaving?" Kankuro asked.

"She doesn't live in Konoha." Gaara exclaimed.

"She huh. You got a girlfriend Gaara?" Temari teased pushing him. He gave her a look and she stopped.

"I do kind of like her." Gaara said. He blushed a little.

"Awww!!!" Kankuro said. Gaara held up a purple crayola marker. "Hey, where'd you. . .how did you get that?!?!"

"No time to explain, we're here." Gaara said. He opened the screen door and knocked on the door behind it. There was no answer. She's probably asleep by now. He then noticed the doorbell and rung that. A dog started barking very loud.

"Nice going smart one." Temari retorted. Not much later, a girl answered the door. She was wearing red, green, and white plaid pajamas. She was also tall with long, dirty blonde hair all down her back. The girl looked at the three and then just at Gaara.

"Hey Sam. Listen, I need to ask of a favor." Gaara said. She stared for a while, then finally answered.

"What and Why? You know it's really late. I was almost asleep too. You know I don't like being bothered at his time Gaara." Sam explained.

"Yes I know," he began "but Choji demolished our house and we need a place to stay for a while."

"No. You steal my cookies every time. Sorry. I love you but no." she explained. Suddenly, they were interrupted by a boy dressed in all green. He waved from a distance, then ran up to the door.

"Oh God." Sam said. She shook her head.

"SAM! Please, you must train with me! If you don't, Guy Sensei will wax my eyebrows!" Lee explained.

"NO! For the last time fruitcake, go train with someone else! It's eleven o' clock and I am tired as hell now GO AWAY!" Sam yelled at Lee. "Sorry Gaara." she said, kissed him deeply, and shut the door.

"Oooo." Kankuro teased. Gaara once again held up the crayola marker. The smile faded from Kankuro's face. "Hey! Give that back!" Gaara put it in his pocket.

"Well, anyone else?" Temari asked.

"Yes. There is one more." Gaara replied. "Back to Konoha."