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Spider-man and Deadpool are in their apartment, examining the Surfer's skin piece that Spider-woman left behind at the store.
"So this' what made Iron Butt take his clothes off in front of my nephew's school." Deadpool said.
"Yeah..." Spider-man replied. "Maybe you should try it."
"You try it."
"No way dude." replied Spider-man.
"What're you, a pussy?"
"No, it's just that..." Spider-man thought about his answer for a second. "Oh fuck it!"
Spider-man puts the skin piece in his mouth, but he then begins to daze out while Deadpool waves his hand in his face.
"Spidey, is it working?" Deadpool got no answer. "Spidey, Spidey, Spidey..."
Spider-man is all ready dazed out. The next thing he knows, he's flying through the sky with little explosions in the backround. While he's flying, a Harley-Davidson motor cycle comes out of nowhere and he gets on it. He drives his new motorcycle down to Earth and starts flying through a desert. He then sees the figure of his dream, the Black Cat. His eyes bug-out, he gets off the bike, and walks towards her and falls on his knees.
"Black Cat, you're the one I've always wanted." He says to his goddess and he starts to rub his face against her thigh. She just looks down at him and smirks. They're both riding on the bike, driving down the desert and Black Cat is driving the motorcycle. She doesn't notice, and probably doesn't care, that Spider-man is behind her, fondling her boobs. They then reach their destination, a palace that looks like it's made out of concrete breasts. They then walk in and are surrounded by demons and cartoon characters drinking and fighting. While all this is happening around Spider-man, he's fixated on Black Cat's ass. They then reach the leader of the land, the Kool-aid man, on his throne.
"I see you're enticed by our champion's awesome T&A." said the Kool-Aid man.
"HELL YES!"
"Then go and bathe with her, and appease our God's by letting her suck you off and having lots and lots of SEX!" commanded the Kool-Aid man.
"Oh yeah!" said Spider-man.
"OH YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" yelled the Kool Aid man.
Spider-man & Black Cat walk to a bath house and Black Cat takes off her costume, and walks into the water. Spider-man, so hysterical at the moment, just dives in and swims towards his prize.
"Spidey, Spidey..." Spider-man hears an echo. That's because in the real world, Spider-man's in a wet area, being shaken by Deadpool.
"Dea-Deadpool, where am I?" asked the wall-crawler.
"You're in the zoo, you were trying to make a crocodile give you head." Spider-man sees a crocodile staring at him scared, along with everyone else at the zoo.
"Um...I have to go now." Spider-man stands up and leaves.
"My God, the Silver Surfer's skin makes people hallucinate their wildest fantasies. There's only thing I must do!
The Next Day, in front of the Marvel Quick Stop
Deadpool is outside the store, with a tent and a sign that says "SILVER HAZE".
"Hurry, hurry, hurry, step right up and live out your wildest fantasies!" said Deadpool as a traveling salesmen would. "With this new, um, formula, you'll go to places no one but yourself has ever imagined."
"Isn't formula another word for drugs?" asked Green Arrow. "And aren't drugs illegal?"
"Now why would something that makes you happy be illegal?" Deadpool asked rhetorically. "Also with Silver Haze, if you can't fly, you will, if you're ugly women will want you, you'll feel no pain only pleasure, it's your fantasy."
"Where does Silver Haze come from?" asked the Thing.
Deadpool removes the cover of the tent to reveal the Silver Surfer strapped on his stomach to a bed, while a machine uses knives to scrape the skin from his back. All the spectators can see that he's in obvious pain.
"From our good friend the Silver Surfer." said Deadpool the salesmen.
"Kill me." the Silver Surfer muttered pathetically.
"So for only 10 an ounce, you can live out your happiest dreams." after Deadpool said this, Iron Man pushes everyone aside and drops a wad of cash on the table.
"GIVE ME A POUND!"
"Well, first customer." Deadpool gave Iron Man his skin and the happy drunk turned around to face Spider-woman.
"Tony, you told the Avenger's you'd go to rehab!"
"Don't knock it till you've tried it bitch!" Iron Man yelled as he walked away. Spider-woman just shrugs her shoulders.
"In that case, give me an ounce."
"Hey, I was hear first." said the Thing.
"No I was!" protested She-Hulk.
"Hey, I wanna try some." said Blade.
"Doom deserves to live out his fantasies!"
"Now settle down, there's enough for the whole world." said Deadpool much to Silver Surfer's dismay.
"Kill me!"