A Few Days Later at the Cemetary.
"Okay, I know why me and Silver Surfer are here but why're you 2 here?" Deadpool asked Spider-man and Iron Man.
"While I was on the haze I humped the window at the Marvel Shop without any clothes on and a bunch of catholic school kids were staring." Spider-man said ashamed.
"Then why's Iron Drunk here?" Silver Surfer asked.
"While I was high on life, I exposed myself to that kindergarden class." Iron Man replied.
"Well now it's time for our punishment..." Deadpool said scared, all 4 of them look down at their punishment, a giant casket. "Carry the Blob's casket to his grave."
"That's 1/2 a mile away!" Iron Man said worried.
"It can't be that hard with our superstrength." Spider-man said optimistically but when the 4 of them try to lift the casket, they realize it's too heavy.
"It won't budge." Silver Surfer said.
"Oh well, we'll have to push it." Deadpool said and all 4 heroes grabbed a side of the casket. "1, 2, 3 push!"
They push with all their might and are able to move the casket...1 inch.
"1, 2, 3 push!"
They pushed it another inch.
"1, 2, 3 PUSH!" As the 4 men in community service kept trying to push the casket towards it's destination, all the attendents of the funeral are waiting boredly. So's the priest.
"Well, ashes to ashes dust to dust, may he rest in peace." the priest said as he closed his bible. "Now, on to the reception area where there'll be drinks, coffee, and a buffet." All the attendents cheer at the idea of free food and head to the reception area.
"Wait, you're not gonna help us?" Spider-man pleaded desperately.
"Dude, buffet." Ghost Rider replied calmly and leaves with everyone else. The 4 heroes with the casket stand stunned in the middle of the cementary.
"Well come on guys, 1, 2, 3 push!" Deadpool commanded and they keep pushing without stopping for 3 days and nights, no rest, no food. When they finally reach their destination, they all collapse, Deadpool collapses on top of the casket.
"We made it." Deadpool weezed and pats the casket. However when he does this, the casket slides down into it's grave, dragging Deadpool with it. They both come go down, with the casket falling on top of Deadpool.
"Oooooooh, I can see a bright light." Deadpool whispered painfully.
"Anybody got a crane?" Iron Man asked to no one in particular.
THE END
A/N: Well that's the end of the story which I feel was my biggest accomplishment so far. I'd like to thank Captain Deadpool once again for reviewing every chapter and for doing a Beta for some of my previous stories. There'll be more so stay tuned. Though don't be expecting stories as often because I'm entering my senior year of high school.