Edward: -singing- Talk to the mirror, oh choke back tears and keep telling yourself that...
Alice: Hey Eddie! Whatcha doin?
Edward: I'M A DIVAAAA!!
Rosalie: NU-UH!! I'M THE DIVA!!
Edward: Psh, yeah right. Everyone knows that I'm more of a diva than you!
Emmett: I'm gonna go light a candle!
Jasper: Try not to set yourself on fire again.
Emmett: Oh jasper, do you really think I'm that stupid?
Jasper: ...yes
Emmett: -goes to light a candle-
Rosalie&Edward: -throwing metal chairs at each other-
Emmett: OH NOEZ!! JASPER IT HAPPENED AGAIN!! -running around on fire- EEEEK!!
Carlisle: POOF!! Hey everyone, there's a party in my pants!! Anyone wanna join?
Alice: I LOVE PARTIES!! -dives into Carlisle pants-
Carlisle's pants: YOU FOOLISH HUMANS!! I SHALL DEVOUR YOU ALL!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!
Jasper: We're not humans! We're VAMPIRES!! Fear my all-powerful god-like emo sexiness!! -jumps into Carlisle's pants-
Emmett: Whee!! -dives into Carlisle's pants-
So all the Cullens are now inside Carlisle's pants
--INSIDE CARLISLE'S PANTS--
Jasper: It's roomy in here...
Emmett: Hey everyone I found some jellybeans...INSIDE CARLISLE'S PANTS!!
Rosalie: Ooh that almost sounds dirty Emmet!!
Esme: Those are my jellybeans!! I OWN THEM!!
Alice: Okay... wait. When did you get here?
Esme: Oh a long time ago.
Edward: YOU HOEBAG!!
Emmett: OMG you scared the crap outta me...literally!!
Sorry this chapter's so short. We weren't very creative today... sorry! Anyways, leave a review if you liked it and we are now taking requests for chapters!! YAYZ!!