Inspired by Jody. We will always remember that moment in science class.
But seriously, my friends got a sticky note and wrote 'Jody is a pimp' on it and the teacher read it and asked us if we knew what it meant. We said we just thought it was a funny word (which it is), but we all knew what it really meant. Then the teacher explained it to us... very disturbing.
Joe Mama passes Alice a note in science class. It says: "Hey Alice, lookin pretty pimp today!"
Alice (out loud): I am aren't I? -jumps on desk wearing purple tuxedo with gold grillz, a hat with a feather in it, chains, and a cane- (a/n: haha that rhymes!)
Mrs. B (teacher): -walks over to Alice and reads note- Ms. Cullen, do you know what a pimp is?
Alice: Why yes I do! I'm the very definition of pemp! I AM PEMPIN!!
Mrs. B: I thought only guys could be pimps...
Alice: First of all, it's pronounced "pemp". And second, girls can be pemps too!
Mrs. B: Then who are your hoes?
Joe Mama: CORRECTION!! Man-hoes!
Alice: Who else? Edward, Emmet, Carlisle, and my favorite: Jasper!
Mrs. B: You sell your own father?!
Alice: Why yes I do!
Edward: -bursts through door- MARY ALICE CULLEN I AM NOT YOUR HOE!!
Joe Mama: CORRECTION!! You are her MAN-hoe!!
Edward: AM NOT!!
Carlisle: POOF!! -smacks Edward- ARE TOO!! AND SO AM I!!
Edward: OH NO MAN-HOE!! -snaps in a 'z' formation-
Joe Mama: Heh heh, that rhymes.
Alice: WHAT NOW FOO?!
Edward: I don't know, I was hoping you would -shrugs-
Bella: OMC!!
Everyone: What?
Bella: THE CULLENS ARE ALL VAMPIRES!! I JUST FIGURED IT OUT!!
Some kid: Whatever you're on, I want some!!
Bella: My chair?
Some kid: Yeah! -eats the chair-
CLICK DA BUTTON FOO!! OR BELLA SHALL REVEAL YOUR SECRET TOO!! (a/n: omg that rhymes!!)