Happy Crack Time with the Cullens

by we love panic at the disco

the cullens are all CRACKHEADS. but we luv them anyways! random happenings, crazy situations, and a few twists and turns along the way. we dont own twilight or the characters. we happily accept any suggestions or ideas! just send them in a review please!

4. Gangsta Po Tay Toe

Sorry for the delayed update. We were out of our magical imagination juice. It takes exactly 6 weeks, 5 hours, 27 minutes, and 39 seconds to make. DEAL WITH IT.
Anyways, enjoy! :)
Inspired by: Charlie the Unicorn 2, Gianna's potato fetish, Abby's crackheadedness, a weird junk mail thingy I got about colon cleansing, and ur mom.

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Edward: La la la, la la la, la la la la laaa!! –skipping- oooh a stack of potatoes! happy day!!

Potatoes: Psst! Hey sexy!

Edward: -stops- o.O

Potatoes: You. Are. The. Po. Tay. Toe. King.

Edward: But Charlie the Unicorn told me I was the Boo-Naw-Naw King!!

Potatoes: SCREW CHARLIE!!

Edward: Who in their right mind wants to screw Bella's father?

Potatoes: -magically poof into gangsta clothes- Want some drugs little boy?

Edward: Hmm...how much do they cost?

- po-po pass by in their po-po mobile -

Random Potato: OH NO! HIDE YOUR DRUGS YO!! IT'S THE PO-PO!! (a/n: the potato say that HECKA LOUD)

- po-po mobile stops and a po-po gets out –

Edward: -nervous whistle-

Po-po: You look very suspicious.

Edward: (talking super fast) What? Me? Suspicious? No! Of course not! Why would you think that?! I'm just an innocent vamp- uh UH I MEAN HUMAN!! I'm completely human!! Yep, just your average extremely white human! Yeah, I'm...uh...ALBINO!! Yeah that's right!

Po-po: -shrugs- Good enough for me. See ya. –starts to leave but stops and looks back- Is that potato wearing a gangster outfit?

Edward: CORRECTION!! Gansta.

Po-po: All right bye. –walks away munching on a donut-

Potatoes: Yeah you betta walk away (po-po is out of earshot)

Edward: Uh yeah I gotta go. I gotta try my new colon cleanser.

Potatoes: Right... you have fun with that.

Edward: YES I WILL!! –skips away- Lalalalalaaa!!

--LATER THAT DAY--

Emmett: Hey Eddie, you lookin' good! You clean your colon lately?

Edward: Why yes actually, I have!

Emmett: DAMN!! Your tummy looks flatter than a pancake!!

Edward: Thank you!

Rosalie: -reading fashion magazine- Well this is awkward. –gets up and walks away-

Edward&Emmett: -look at each other, shrug, and walk away-

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