So...whassup?
Well this is awkward.
We dont really know what to say so...HERE'S THE STORY BYE!! MWAHAHAHAHAAAA!! -runs away-
Alice: Go get the phone Emmet.
Emmett: But it hasn't even r-... ohhhh right.
Alice: Yeah, go get the phone.
Emmett: Okay! –skips away-
Phone: RING RING!!
Emmett: -picks up phone- Yellow! (talking in a gay voice)
Guy on Phone: Hi
Emmett: How you doin'?
Guy: Um, yeah. Is Mr... Colon home?
Emmett: Uh, no.
Guy: How about Mrs. Colon?
Emmett: No they don't live here.
Guy: Oh...well you wanna hang out some time?
Emmett: Sorry, I try not to make a habit of hanging out with child rapists.
Guy: I'll try again later.
Emmett: No you won't.
--LATER THAT DAY (insert dramatic music here)--
Carlisle: Lucy, I'm home!
Esme: WHO THE HELL IS LUCY?!
Carlisle: Umm...
Esme: OH SO YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME NOW, ARE YOU?!
Carlisle: ...Wanna play doctor?
SILENCE
Esme: What?
Edward: ZOMG!! Carlisle you dirty old man! Stop thinking of Esme that way!!
Carlisle: I can't help it. I may not be human but I'm still a man.
Edward: STOP QUOTING ME YOU PIECE OF CRAP!!
Carlisle: You did not just diss yo fatha! –snaps in a B.Z. formation-
Jacob: OH YES HE DID!!
Everyone: GET OUT OF HERE!!
Gianna: I LOVE YOU JACOB!! –fangirl squeal-
Jacob: Okay I gotta go now! POOF!! –vanishes-
--MEANWHILE UPSTAIRS--
Emmet: I never understood Bella's Switzerland comment.
Jasper: Yeah me neither.
--BACK DOWNSTAIRS--
Esme: ARE. YOU. READY?!
Edward: YEAH WE ARE!!
Alice: POOF! –appears- YEAH!! Wait...OMG!! THIS ISN'T MY HOUSE!! –runs through the wall-
Edward: That's the fourth time that's happened this week.
Carlisle: Mmhm.
Esme: Yep.
Edward: So... who wants to listen to Bella talk in her sleep?
Jasper&Emmett&Rosalie: -appear downstairs-
Everyone: MEEE!!
Emmett: I'll get the popcorn!
Carlisle: I'll get the hookers!!
okay, we put "colon" cuz people who havent read twilight or are twilight newbies always say colon instead of cullen. quite frankly (haha FRANK!) it ticks me off. GET IT RIGHT PEOPLE!!
please review! ;)