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Edward: -bag of pot magically appears in his hand- COOL!! I'm gonna run downstairs and set this on fire! –runs downstairs-
(1 NANO-SECOND LATER)
Everyone: Edward, what are you setting on fire?
Edward: Umm...
Alice: Oh gawd.
Emmett: I have no clue what this is but I'm going to inhale it anyways!
Everyone: Okay what he heck.
SO NOW EVERYONE IS HIGH AND SITTING ON THE COUCH.
Jasper: I heard there's a football game at the school tonight.
Edward: Is there now?
Everyone: Ohhhh okay.
AT THE SCHOOL
So all the Cullen's are hiding under the bleachers. Bella is sitting in the stands unknowing to what's going on.
Jasper: Okay it's half-time! GOOOOO!!
Edward: HERE I GO! WHOO!! –runs out onto field at human speed while ripping off his clothes-
Bella: OMG FINALLY EDWARD NAKED!!
Carlisle: Alright here I go! –copies Edward-
Jasper&Emmett: YEAHHH!! –also start streaking with bottles of tequila in their hands-
Esme: Look at those kids having a jolly good time out there! You know Rose, you should go join them!
Rosalie: I'm not THAT high.
Esme: Oh well if your not going to... –rips off clothes and joins the others-
Alice: -filming the whole freaking thing- This is SO going on youtube! And myspace, facebook, photobucket, etc, etc.
Rosalie: -looks over at the others- OMG I DIDN'T KNOW ESME WAS THAT FAT!! Where does she hide it all?!
Alice: Oh I think I know. Heh heh.
Rosalie: o.O
Crowd: WHOOOOHOOOO!!
Jacob: -appears, also naked with Gianna clinging to him- WHY WON'T YOU LEAVE ME ALONE?!
Gianna: Because I LOVE you!!
-everyone starts throwing eggs at Jacob-
Carlisle: Okay that's enough, the high has worn off. Let's go home.
--THE NEXT DAY--
Rosalie: Do you guys remember what we did yesterday?
Everyone: No.
Alice: That's okay I got it all on tape! And it's all over the internet! It's the most popular video on youtube.
Edward: You didn't.
Alice: Oh yes I did.
Edward: If you really can see the future, you would be running right now.
Alice: Yeah I know
Jasper: Then why aren't you running?
Alice: Because I have blackmail!
Carlisle: DAMN YOU!!
--LATER THAT DAY--
Esme: -receives a text message- It says:
Your thighs jiggle violently when you run.
-Rosalie
CLICK THAT SEXY BUTTON DOWN THERE AND LEAVE US A LITTLE SOMETHIN SOMETHIN!! ;)