HAPPY EARLY 4TH OF JULY HOMEDAWGS!!
Once upon a time, on a warm 4th of July eve...
Emmett: OMG tomorrow is the 4th of July!
Alice: Yeah I should know
Emmett: We need to go buy fireworks!
Bella: But they're expensive and ruining our economy!
Carlisle: Bella's absolutely correct! Fireworks are much too costly.
Edward: Says the man who has more cash than Bill Gates.
Carlisle: Mind over matter!
Edward: GAWD DAMMIT OLD MAN, STOP FRIGGIN' QUOTING ME!!
Bella: Anyways, we should make some homemade fireworks! It's not like our unprofessional firework-making skills are gonna kill us or anything!
Alice: Well, I guess you right...
Emmett: I'll go get the fire powder!
Alice: Does that even exist?
Emmett: Well, it does now!
Jasper: You smell just exactly the same as always.
Edward: OH MY SEXY BODY, YOU PEOPLE SERIOUSLY NEED TO STOP QUOTING ME!!
Rosalie: Okay let's get started!
NEXT DAY (4TH OF JULY)
Emmett: So...who wants to go see if da fireworks are explosive?!
Bella: WHOO!!
Edward: Shut up Bella.
Bella: YOU DID NOT JUST DIS ME!!
Jacob: Oh I think he just did!
Gianna: TAKE IT OFF JACOB!!
Jacob and Gianna POOF away.
Jasper: Anyways...
Emmett: OMG there's a girl hiding in the shadows of our property! –girly scream-
Jasper: Heh heh come here little girl!
Rebecca: Okay! –jumps into his arms- BITE MEEEE!!
Gianna: POOF! –appears along with Jacob- Rebecca! I know you love Jasper but can you please keep you emotions under control?! You know he has emotional issues around humans!!
Jacob: Ooh BURN!!
Gianna: Okay Jacob let's go poof away now before Jasper kills us!
Jacob: Yeah let's go! POOFLES!! –vanishes-
Emmett: Ohh Jasper you brought a snack!!
Rebecca: HISSSSS!! STAY AWAY FROM ME BITCHEZNITZ!! (inspired by our homedawg Estefania yo)
Emmett: Jeez okay. Calm down.
Rebecca: Yeah that's right.
Emmett: You wanna see some fireworks?!
Rebecca: YEAH!!
Gianna: POOFY!! –appears with Jacob (again)- US TOO!!
Esme: Okay let's light these babies off!! OH YEAHHH!! –lights fireworks-
Rosalie: These violent delights have violent ends and in their triumph die, like fire and powder, which, as they kiss, consume.
SILENCE
Rosalie: What? I was feeling poetic.
TO BE CONTINUED...MWAHAHAHAAAA!!
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