Well, my friends and I came up with this story based on one of my strange dreams. Hope you like it!!
BREAKING DAWN SPOILERS!! IF YOU HAVEN'T FINISHED THE BOOK, THEN DON'T READ THIS UNTIL YOU FINISHED!!
You have been warned...
Bella: Hmmmm…. What am I going to do today….. -thinks to herself for a minute- I know!! I shall ignore Edward!!
Alice: POOF! -appears- Hey! Wassup Bella? Oh, ignoring Edward?
Bella: That's the plan!
Edward: POOF! -appears in a puff of pink smoke with unicorns prancing about in the background with Emmett, Jasper, and Carlisle in fairy swan tutus and boquets of pink roses- Hey Bella and Alice. Wattup, my Homie-G's?
Alice: Ugh, stop trying to be gangsta, you po-tay-to!
Jacob: POOF! -appears- Yeah, 'tis lame.
Edward: Get out of the story, dog!
Alice&Jacob: STOP TRYING TO BE GANGSTA!!
Gianna: POOFLES! Jacob! I love you!!
Jacob: WHAT THE F'N HELL!! GO AWAY!! -vanishes with Gianna following-
--AWKWARD SILENCE--
Alice: So. Movies anyone?
Bella: Sure, why not?
Edward: Can we see Dora the Explorer?
Bella: Did you hear something?
Alice: No.
Edward: You heard me!!
Bella: Let's go see Dora the Explorer, too bad Edward isn't here! Did I mention I burned his Dora action figure collection?
Alice: No, but that's funnay!
Edward: I'm right here!! Please please please please let me go!! PLEASE!!
Bella: You really should call an exterminator. I think you have a bee problem.
Alice: Me too.
Edward: I am not a bee, yo! I be a fo shizz vampire!!
Bella&Alice: Buzzing noises that think they are gangstas.
-Bella and Alice go to the movies, Edward buzzing behind them-
Edward: Get me a movie ticket!! Bella Bella Bella Bella Bella Bella Bella. -poking Bella- Fine, I will get my own ticket!
-Alice and Bella watch the movie, while Edward screams like a like a 12 year old fan girl-
Alice: That was a good movie. I need to do some shopping. POOF! -vanishes-
Bella: Bye Alice!
-Bella goes home, Edward follows saying "Bella" and poking her the whole time-
Bella: Hello Renesmee, how was your day?
Renesmee: Good mommy, and yours?
Bella: Good, I spent it with Alice. Have you seen your dad?
Renesmee: -Gets that bella is ignoring Edward- No, I haven't.
Edward: Renesmee, please? You see me don't you? Please?
Bella: What time is it?
Renesmee: 12 am.
Bella: Hey Eddiepuss!!
Edward: THANK YOU BELLA!!
Bella: Your welcome? And where were you all day?
Edward: Aaahhhhhh! -rips his hair out-
Jacob: The end!
Bella&Edward&Renesmee: GO AWAY!!
Renesmee: I love you Jacob!!
Gianna: Back off, he's mine!
Jacob: Ahhhh! -vanishes with Renesmee and Gianna following-
Bella&Edward: Kids these days.
If you are wondering why Edward love Dora the Explorer, read the chapters of Dear Mr. Diary by Koda.Spiffyness
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