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Chapter 2

So we have confirmation. Captain Duck is single. Previously stated eco freak now ex girlfriend shot me an angry email last night. Like I can't handle people calling me a petty bitch? Whatever, not our fault you let the worlds cutest boy get away. He was seen scamming on cheerleaders this morning. Has heartbreak made him horny? He's barking up the right tree if that's what he wants. We all know that those girls can B-E-A-G-G-R-E-S-S-I-V-E!

Someone spotted a "hot blonde" sneaking out of the Bash Brother's room this morning. Either it's our Kitty Cat or new figure skater girl, either way it doesn't look good for either of them to not have slept in their own bed on the first night back. Especially not when things are already stressed between them and their senior boyfriend!

Perfect couple continues to be mind numbingly dull. They were spotted holding hands on the breakfast line. Those burning looks from the speed demon don't seem to be going away though. When the girl half notices them, who knows what'll happen. It should be fun to see.

Questions and Comments:

QC: I heard that the blonde goalie and the boy half of the perfect couple actually hooked up over the summer and that's why she won't sleep with her boyfriend because she hasn't figured out how to fake her virginity yet.

A: I seriously doubt that. Goalie and girl half are super tight, and as much as we pretend, they aren't S and B.

QC: The rumor is that new girl on the figure skating team used to be a Duck and that when they were 11 she liked fucked all of the guys. Have you heard anything about that?

A: If that's true, it's really gross. The fucking part, not the ex Duck part. I will look into that.

"You know that weird web site," Scooter whispered, kissing Julie, "That follows you guys?"

"Mm hm," She nodded and kissed him again. "Duck Watch, Connie's completely obsessed."

"You were on it this morning," He whispered. She moaned lightly as he kissed her neck. "Did you sleep in Portman's room?"

"Yeah," She said, as he pulled back. "I mean, Connie and Guy were in our room and I was so tired, so I just sort of fell asleep while I was hanging out there."

"Why didn't you come to my room?" He asked.

"You know why," She said and pulled back. He sighed and looked at her.

"I wish you'd trust me more," He whispered and kissed her, "Have I ever not stopped when you asked me to?" She shook her head. "I love you, and I want you." He kissed her again, "How much longer are you going to make me wait?" She looked up at him and swallowed. What girl didn't want a guy like this as her first? He was smart and sexy and really good to her. And he'd put up with a lot. But every time she thought of it, of having sex with him, she couldn't imagine it. Actually when she thought about her first time, only one boy ever came to mind.

"Tammy?" Connie squealed on her way out of class. Tammy turned around. "Oh my God! You're here!"

"Connie," Tammy smiled, "Yeah, um, I got a skating scholarship. Fulton didn't tell you?"

"No," Connie said, "But it's fantastic!" She hugged her, "This is going to be so much fun, just like old times."

"Yeah," Tammy whispered. This was not good for the whole untouchable, unknowable girl image that she was trying to cultivate.

"Hey," Guy walked over and kissed Connie, "Hey Tammy."

"Hi," She waved. "I go here now."

"Cool," He nodded. "Just wanted to say a quick hello. I'll see you later."

"Yeah," Connie smiled, "I love you."

"I love you too," He said and walked away.

"So you guys are still together?" Tammy asked. Connie nodded, "That's cool."

"We're in love," Connie smiled. Tammy nodded. "So you saw Fulton?" She nodded again. "Is it still there?"

"There was never anything there," Tammy said huffily and walked away. Connie looked at her walking away. That was weird.

"My back is killing me," Portman said stretching.

"That's what happens when you sleep on the floor," Fulton nodded. "Why did she sleep in your bed?"

"Because I am physically unable to tell her no," Portman shrugged. "They've been fighting."

"She tell you that?" Fulton asked.

"No, I read it on that weird website," Portman shrugged.

"There's a reliable source," Fulton laughed. "Tammy's back."

"Tammy," Portman said, "Girl of your dreams Tammy?" Fulton nodded. "Nice."

"No," Fulton said, "She's all weird and playing games about everything."

"Hey," Charlie walked over, "You see that Tammy's back?"

"Yeah," Fulton nodded. "I saw."

"She looks good," He smiled. Fulton sighed. "Really good, and I'm single now." Fulton looked at him. "Do you still like her?"

"No," Fulton said defensively.

"Cool," Charlie nodded. "I'm gonna go find her."

"Smooth," Portman nodded. "Now Charlie's going to hit on Tammy."

"You ready for this," Luis sat down next to Connie. She smiled and nodded. God, she was beautiful. He'd always thought so. She was also very, very taken.

"Of course," She smiled, "Do I ever sit down for a test unprepared?" He laughed. They were being quizzed on their summer reading for English class.

"No, you don't," He smiled. "Second day and we already have a test, sophomore year might be worse than freshman."

"That I doubt," She raised her eyebrows. "Noticed your little fan club."

"Oh yeah," He said sheepishly, "They're a joy." She laughed. "What are you up to today?"

"Not much, hanging out with Guy," Connie shrugged, "What about you?"

"Probably less," He said, "So um, I don't know if you saw, but,"

"What?" She looked at him, "Oh my God! You saw Duck Watch?" He nodded. She blushed, "Luis, I don't want things to get weird between us."

"Nah," He said, "I just wanted to clear the air. Not in love with you." She laughed.

"I figured," She smiled.

Julie sat down in one of her classes. The girl next to her was staring at her.

"Do I know you?" Julie asked.

"You look really familiar," The girl said. Julie raised her eyebrows.

"Uh huh," Julie nodded. "I'm Julie Gaffney."

"Oh OK," The girl turned nodding, feeling relieved.

"Who are you?" Julie tried.

"Oh, right," She laughed, "I'm Tammy." Julie looked at her.

"Fulton's Tammy?" Julie said, and then realized that it was out loud. "I mean, you know."

"Yeah," Tammy said, "I know. It's nice to meet you."

"You too," Julie nodded.

This just in: Confirmed! New girl is an ex duck, and she was spotted walking out of history with the Cat and then eating lunch with the Captain. Seems the Bashes's soft spot for blondes is going to get them both heartbroken. Although the new one seems to be less hung up about spreading the love. Either of them could knock on my door and I'd be happy to comfort them.

Spotted: Cat's boyfriend chatting up senior cheerleaders. Someone's getting impatient!! Hurry up Kitty, before the bf becomes a dog!

Girl half of the perfect couple and the speedster chatting on their way out of English, hmm, that should be interesting.

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