This one, I have no idea where this came from… probably when I was thinking about Tomo calling me a pervert in Weener1's help desk, with her being the pervert herself…

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(Joe and Sakaki are sitting around the table when someone knocks on the door)

Joe: I'll get it.

(Joe gets up and answers the door to find Tomo standing there, except she now has a huge set of breasts)

Joe: (irritated) Tomo, what do you want?

(Tomo pushes herself past Joe, and goes and sits down at the table. Joe sighs at Tomo's usual antics, shuts the door, and goes and sits down as well)

Tomo: (Sounding exausted) My god, these things are murder to me…

(Tomo flips up her shirt without any warning. Joe sees that she is just wearing a fake breast attachment underneath. He then covers his eyes when he realizes that she's taking them off)

Tomo: I have no idea how you LIVE with those things, Sakaki-san. They make ME feel top-heavy.

Sakaki: (blushes and wraps her arms around her breasts in embarrassment)

Tomo: (finishes taking fake breasts off, and pulls her shirt back down) OK, Joe, you can look now…

Joe: (uncovers his eyes) So, Tomo, why were you wearing those things in the first place?

Tomo: (wildcat smile) Because, apparently, if you wear these things in public, then drag guys into alleyways, and ask to see 'below the belt', they show you. AND IT WORKED!! (looks happy) My god, I saw so many male 'things' today!

Sakaki: (face turns beat red, looks in absolute shock at Tomo)

Joe: (disgusted) Oh my god! I need to go take a shower to go wash out those mental images!!

(Joe quickly runs to the bathroom, and slams the door. Tomo and Sakaki now hear shower water running)

Tomo: (looks at bathroom door, deep in thought) I wonder…

Sakaki: Wonder what?

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(Joe finally washes the mental images out of his head. He shuts the shower off, and opens up the shower curtain, to find Tomo standing there [fully clothed)

Tomo: (stares at Joe's naked body)….

Joe: (turning beat red)….

Tomo: (still staring)….

Joe: (quickly grabs towel and wraps it around his waist) Tomo, what the hell are you doing in here?!!

Tomo: (now looks up into Joe's eyes, and stares) So, that's why you're so nice and not that perverted…

(Tomo begins walking out of the bathroom)

Tomo: (mumbles) it's so small…

Joe: (Yelling) GOD DAMN IT, TAKINO!!

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Author's notes: I've got nothing for that (laughing hard)

Poor Joe… ended up on the receiving end of the joke that time.

JBK2K1

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