This one came up from one of my letter's to Weener1's help desk…
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(JBK sits in his lab, and puts up his lab-glasses)
JBK: Looks like I've finally done it.
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(Sakaki, and Kagura are sitting around a table in Sakaki's home)
Sakaki: So, Kagura, what did you want to talk about?
Kagura: Well, I'm just thinking… you know, I know Kaorin loves me, but I think she still carries something for you, Sakaki.
Sakaki: (smiling) and she always will. She's told me this. But…no matter what, she still loves you, Kagura. It's just a small flame for me that she'll never get rid of.
Kagura: (smiles back) I suppose, just because you are her first love…
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(Kaorin is walking home from her Astronomy job, when she suddenly notices Sakaki)
Kaorin: Ah, Sakaki-san! (goes running up to Sakaki)
Sakaki: (turns toward Kaorin) Ah, Kaorin! Just the person I needed to see! I wanted to tell you something.
Kaorin: Y-yes, Sakaki-san? (thinks: what could she possibly want?)
(Three more Sakaki's now come out of hiding, and now surround Kaorin)
Kaorin: (Looks around her at the four Sakaki's, blushing even harder)
Sakaki1: I wanted to tell you that JBK successfully cloned Sakaki into us four, and that we would like to go home with you…
(The other three Sakaki's nod)
Kaorin: (face turning red) R-r-r-really?!!
Sakaki2: In fact, I don't think Kaorin should be walking home. I think we should be carrying her.
Sakaki3: I was thinking the exact same thing (giggles)
(All four Sakaki's grab the now completely red-faced Kaorin, and hoist her up, and begin carrying her home)
Kaorin: (thinks: I'm in heaven!! I'm in heaven!!! Multiple Sakaki's are carrying me home!!!)
???: KAORIN!!!
(Somebody comes running by, spraying something of a mist up into the air that causes the four Sakaki's to "Poof!" away)
(Kaorin is now lying on the ground in utter shock, as the body of Osaka comes running up)
Osaka: Thank goodness I made it to ya in time! Those clones were about tah take ya away!
Kaorin: (tears rivering down face) But…those were Sakaki clones…
Osaka: I know! They picked the most athletic out of all of us so we could be captured easily!
Kaorin: (crying) But…I wanted…to be…captured…
(Another object begins to form where one of the Sakaki clones were)
Osaka: (very afraid) It…doesn't….work…
Kaorin: (perking up) Sakaki-san?
(Osaka runs away screaming while Kaorin stands up looking hopefully at the figure forming)
Kaorin: (begins to chant quietly) Sakaki-san…Sakaki-san…Sakaki-san…
(Kaorin's face turns to horror)
Kimura: Good evening, (cracks neck) Kaorin.
(Kaorin begins to back up as the Kimura clone comes closer. Kaorin trips over something, and falls backward)
Kaorin: Ouch!!...Wait, this is perfect!!!
(Kaorin grabs the shovel she just tripped over, and stands up, holding the shovel in front of her, although she is still shaking a little in fear)
(Kimura notices the shovel, and stops. The Kimura clone stares into Kaorin's eyes, while Kaorin continues to shake a little)
Kimura: I just wanna say, that I wouldn't mind smooching on your face.
Kaorin: (utter shock) WHAT?!!
Kimura: I'm just saying, that if it happened, I wouldn't mind it.
Kaorin: BURN IN HELL!!!
(Kaorin hits Kimura clone over the head with the shovel, knocking him out. Kaorin continues to hit the unconscious Kimura clone on the ground, spraying blood everywhere.)
(Kagura comes walking up, and sees this scene)
Kaorin: (still hitting) YES!! YES!!! OH, GOD, YES!!!!
Kagura: (watching) Is she having a flipping orgasm?!
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Author's notes: Uh-huh. Based on the letter to Weener1's Help Desk about Sakaki clones for Kaorin.
And you know for a fact that Kaorin killing Kimura would definitely cause her to orgasm, and you know it!!
Sorry that it wasn't anywhere close to as funny as the last one, but I really think it's going to be hard to outdo Chapter 2.
See you guys later!!
JBK2K1
Jamesbondkid will return…