This chapter is dedicated to ADR Product placement.

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(This first idea I got from that yawning episode in Azumanga Daioh)
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(The Azu-group is walking around in a grocery store.)

(Chiyo yawns)

Osaka: Wow, that's a good one (Osaka yawns bigger)

Tomo: Ha! I'm going to outdo you both! (Tomo waits for a minute, then lets out a bigger yawn)

Yomi: (Yawns) Dang it! Now I'm yawning!

Arata: (Yawns really big) Why are these things contagious?

Nyamo: (Yawns) I don't know…

Yukari: (yawns) I missed my nap today…

Joe: Stop ya…(yawns)…wning, dang it!

(Sakaki yawns big)

Kaorin: Woah, that was a really g (yawns)…ood one, Sakaki-san!

Kagura: This is ge (yawns) tting ridiculous!

Koymiko: The adults need to take longer naps!

Koharu: I agree with you on that!

Nekosa: One hundred percent!

(All three Azu-kids take another drink of Pepsi Max)

WAKE UP, PEOPLE!!!

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Kaorin: Do you have problems with people constantly bugging you? Are you constantly ridiculed? Then call 1-800-HelpMeKaorin, and we'll send you this!

(Shows a shovel, then goes back to Kaorin, now holding her own shovel)

Kaorin: Look at how well it gets rid of unnecessary followers!

Kimura: Hello, Kaorin!

(Kaorin hits Kimura over head with Shovel, knocking him down)

Kaorin: See? It works!! Call now and we'll send you an additional shovel free of charge!! Call now!!

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(Kagura, Tomo, and Osaka are all walking down a road, and the skies are very cloudy)

Kagura: Man, it looks like it's about to rain!

(Suddenly, the skies clear up, and the sun comes out)

Tomo: Wait, what the hell just happened?

Osaka: Well, the clouds were all dark and cloudy. And now (holds up box) they're Claritin Clear!

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(and, the grand finale)

(Tomo is standing there, a big wildcat smile on her face)

Tomo: hehe…I think we all know that Joe needs to call about Celais, the once daily pill for natural male enhancement!

(CLANG!! Shovel hitting Tomo's head, knocking her over.)

Joe: Burn in hell, Takino!!!

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Author's Notes: Wow, that shovel really does work! and I think poor Joe is gonna be ridiculed for the rest of his natural born life.

Joe: Why?! Why must you feel the need to ridicule me more?!!

JBK: Because it's fun, and you married Sakaki.

Joe: But this is hell!!

JBK: No, this is hell…

(Shows Joe a computer running Windows Vista)

Joe: That…is so true…

Hehe… guess I got one final rip on Microsoft for that one…

See you guys later

-JBK2K1