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Orochimaru is one of the slowest people I know when it comes to getting ready in the mornings. He was in the bathroom for two fucking hours. Who the hell takes that long!? It's not normal!

Maybe he was just trying to avoid me because he still looked upset and mad as hell when he finally did come out, wearing normal clothes. He just grabbed his i-pod off my desk and walked out, not saying a word.

Man... Now I feel really bad... I didn't mean to piss the guy off...

I decided to get dressed and threw on a red band shirt and some faded jeans. Then, picking up a comb, I decided to try the impossible. Combing my hair. I gave up on trying quite some time ago but I had a pretty good sized knot in the back that was really starting to piss me off.

About half way through this rather painful and completely hopeless task I heard someone knock on the door. I threw the comb across the room and got up to answer it.

When I opened the door it was Madara and some guy I hardly knew. I think his name was Kakuzu or something like that. Madara was practically jumping up and down as he said happily,"Hey, Jiraiya! There's a party downstairs in the main lounge! Wanna come?" I decided that a party sounded a lot better than moping around like an emo brat, and let him drag me downstairs.

When we got down there just about every guy in the school was already downstairs. Including Orochimaru. He was just sitting on the end of the huge sofa sitting in the middle of the room listening to his i-pod.

Thanks to Madara and his overly joyful attitude I was able to have a pretty good time for the most part. I never thought I could actually have fun at an all guy part before.

It was around seven in the afternoon when everything kinda started to die down. Whoever was left was sitting either on the sofa of on the floor next to the sofa. I was sitting about a foot away from Orochimaru and five inches from Madara who cheerfully called out,"I say we play truth or dare!"

Normally I would have said something like 'that's a girls game' but we were all bored to tears and I just went along with it. For the first few people it was nothing but dares, all of them extremely funny, and mostly humiliating. Who would have thought it was so funny at watch some poor moron eat an entire box of crayons?

That's why I wasn't exactly overjoyed to hear someone say my name,"Jiraiya! Truth or dare!" I decided not to chicken out and yelled excitedly,"Dare me!" The guy smirked and pointed to Orochimaru,"I dare you to lick the side of his face." I felt my jaw drop, and about half the circle of people burst into hysterical laughter. Orochimaru was still listening to his i-pod and couldn't hear a word of what anyone was saying.

I hesitated and the guy said mockingly,"What's wrong, Jiraiya? Chicken?" I hated it when people called me that. I'm not some fucking chicken!

Without even thinking I leaned over and ran my tongue right across the side of Orochimarus' face.

Some people laughed even harder while others looked on in horror and disgust. I actually saw Orochimaru twitch, totally stunned. That can't be a good sign...

He snapped his head in my direction so fast it pulled his earphones clean off and asked harshly,"What the hell was that!?" Good, he wasn't going to just kill me... yet.

I gave a nervous sounding laugh and said,"Ummm... They dared me to..." He just continued to look at me in this really weird way for a couple of seconds that practically said 'you are the stupidest person to ever walk the face of this planet', before that creepy ass 'rapist smile' spread across his face,"So... You would do anything if you were dared to right?"

I don't like were this is going...

I was still pretty aware that we had an audience here and so instead of doing something logical I said defiantly,"Of course! I'm not some chicken!"

Everyone was watching, probably wondering what would happen, and I felt almost like I was in a TV show or something. Orochimaru's rapist smile just got wider as he let out this bone-chilling laugh, and said smoothly,"Interesting... I dare you to kiss the guy you like the most in here right on the lips."

I have changed my mind. I hate Orochimaru. He isn't sexy. He isn't completely hot as hell. He isn't really a cool guy. He is a sick and evil person that should be shoved into the deepest pits of hell... No matter how many times I tell myself that my brain just refuses to accept it. Damn you brain!

The snickers were starting up again among the guys and Madara looked like he was about to explode with joy. He probably thought it was him. I started to shake my head 'no' when Orochimaru said in an overly innocent tone,"What's wrong, Jiraiya? I thought you weren't a chicken. I guess I was wrong..." That part of my brain that likes to do stupid things without consulting the rest of me first took over, and I just leaned forward, slamming my lips against the snake-bastards.

I could hear a few gasp of shock, but I just ignored it. I was actually enjoying myself and I didn't plan on letting a bunch of morons I didn't even know the names of get in my way.

Orochimaru did the exact opposite of what I thought he was going to do. He threw his arms around my neck, latching one on the back of my head, making sure there was no way I could physically pull away, and kissed back roughly.

I heard a few people wolf-whistling and felt my face go completely red. What was Orochimaru doing? Was he seriously kissing me back?

When I felt his tongue run over my lips I got my answer. I decided that since there was no way for me to break free of Orochimarus' hold I might as well enjoy this while I could... Even if there was an audience.

I opened my mouth slightly, but I was determined not to let him completely over power me. So instead of simply letting him do as he pleased I fought back, starting an all out war. I swear Orochimarus' tongue is way longer than a normal persons because he did eventually win, and he was able to explore way deeper into my mouth than I thought humanly possible. But I totally let him win. God, kissing him is like total heaven!

By the time Orochimaru let go of the back of my head and we both pulled away for air the group of people still sitting in the room was split in half. One half looked completely disturbed and disgusted, almost like they were going to just throw up right there. The other half was practically drooling and I think one guy even had a nose-bleed.

My face was probably completely red and I couldn't believe what had just happened. Had I seriously just made out with Orochimaru in front of a bunch of our class-mates?

Yes. Yes I had.