With the success of Product Placement 1, I figured I would make a sequel! So here it is for all to enjoy, Product Placement 2!
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(Yukari's driving down the road. People are screaming and running for their lives, while the camera remains focused on Yukari)
Yukari: Damn American Insurance companies… They all suck… Geico put me through to a lizard… Allstate made me hold hands with people… State farm moved in next door, and then complained about my noisy music… (leans out window) Get the hell outta my way!!!
Tomo (who's got the camera): So, what would you recommend for car insurance?
Yukari: I wouldn't recommend any car insurance.
(Chiyo, who is very far away)
Chiyo: I would recommend life insurance, though…
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(Tomo is running down the street, smoke always being behind her. She runs past multiple people, and continues to just go)
Yomi: Where in the world do you get all this energy?
(Tomo stops right in front of Yomi. Tomo lifts up her hair to show Yomi the back of her neck, which has two batteries on it)
Tomo: Energizer batteries!! The longest lasting batteries for high energy people like myself!!
Yomi: Just keeps going, and going…
(Mesousa from Pani Poni Dash comes walking up, holding a drum)
Mesousa: Um…the real bunny is on vacation…so…
(Mesousa, with his lack of thumbs, drops the drum)
Mesousa: (manic depression) I can't hold it…I'm not even a rabbit…
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(Yomi and Tomo walk in the door to find Koyomiko with the same amount of energy. She is running all around the house)
Yomi: What in the world did she eat?
Tomo: (wildcat smile) She had Recess for breakfast.
Yomi: (shock) You gave her candy for breakfast?!
Tomo: Not candy, Recess Puffs cereal!
(Koyomiko stops at the table, and shoves a few Recess Puffs cereal pieces up her nose)
Yomi: Koyomiko, why in the world did you just shove those Recess Puffs up your nose?
Koyomiko: Because a nose in need deserves Puffs indeed!!
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(Joe is seen shaving in front of his bathroom mirror, however, he is shaving with a cell phone)
Sakaki: Um…Joe, what are you doing?
Joe: I'm shaving with my new Motorola Razr!
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(This is actually author advertising)
Joe: So, wait, we're not ripping on advertisement right now? OK, then (waves) hi, guys!!
Kagura: And to Anime Rebirth, I send my greeting to your cousin!!
Joe: His cousin?
Kagura: Yeah, Anna May Rebirth.
Joe: Oh...
(Tomo comes running in, looking extremely excited)
Tomo: Guys, I found out precisely why Jay's online name is "Weener1"!
(Kagura looks a little disgusted. Joe hangs his head in utter shame)
Tomo: It's like a flippin' snake!!
Kagura: You have no shame, do you?
Joe: Why must the world feel the need to mock me?
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(But we needed a grand finale, so, singing it all in English…)
Nyamo: (looks angrily at Yukari) I…love…owning my own home
Nekosa: (blushing cutely) Cuddling with my mom…
Osaka: killing off those clones…
Arata: Unless they're twins.
Yukari: I…love… drivin' my car aroun'!
Koyomiko: Mama and Kaa-san!
Yomi: lookin' extremely fit!
Sakaki: cat…(blushing) twins.
Kaorin: I…love…Kimura eatin' dirt!
Koharu: Showin' guys the hurt!
Chiyo: Friends who don't fight…
Kimura: High school twins… (All shiver)
Tomo: I…love…a two piece bikini!
Joe: Tanaka Sakaki!
Kagura: Swimmin' in the pool!
Shaun: And somethin' about twins…
AND I LOVE YOU TOO!!!
HERE'S TO AZU-DAIOH!!!
-JBK2K1
See ya later!!