Authors notes:lolz. I am the updating master! insert crazy laughter Anyways... Fun chapter. I so enjoy messing with Jiraiya. Don't really know why. Oh! And if I'm not mistaken I'm pretty sure the next chapter will be even more fun. XD

"So... Would the two of you care to explain why I had someone run into my office saying that the two of you were involving in, er, questionable activities in the main lounge of your dorms?", Sarutobi asked, looking between Orochimaru and me. We were both sitting in the principals office and I couldn't help but remember my old middle-school. I think I spent more time in my old principals office than I did at home.

Orochimaru simply said,"I'm afraid you've been given a false report. We were playing a simple game of truth or dare and someone dared us to kiss each other. We didn't and so some of the guys became angry that we weren't playing the game correctly. It was probably just one of them. We would never do such a thing in such a public place."

Sarutobi just looked between the two of us for a moment before sighing,"Okay, Orochimaru. I believe you." He then looked more curios than serious and asked almost too casually,"So... Was there any particular reason you added the 'in a public place' part, Orochimaru?"

I started to squirm in my seat. If my parents found out I had made-out with anyone, much less a guy, they would kill me. Plus it was just completely awkward to talk about stuff like that with my principal of all people... Who also just happened to be Orochimaru's legal guardian... That's just a plus.

Orochimaru just smirked and said calmly,"Ah, Sarutobi. You're quite a perceptive person, aren't you?" He then got up, pulling me with him by the hand, and walked out of the principals office.

I was still blushing, which was really annoying, and Orochimaru laughed when he saw my face,"Now, Jiraiya. Why is it you're blushing? There is nothing for you to be embarrassed about."

I grumbled out a quick,"Yes there is," and let him keep dragging me along. He just smirked and eventually we made it to our dorm. It was pretty late and I felt like going to sleep. Maybe when I woke up in the morning I would be able to sort out just what the hell all happened today.

Orochimaru seemed to have the same basic idea because he pulled out a pair of baggy pants to sleep in and threw off his shirt. Wait. Didn't he normally lock himself in the bathroom when he changed?

He looked up at me for a second before saying calmly,"It's not like you've never seen a guy without a shirt on before."

Could he read my mind? I wouldn't doubt it. He just seems so weird it wouldn't really surprise me at all if he had some weird super power nonsense like that.

He started to pull his jeans off, leaving him in nothing but a pair of black boxers, and I couldn't get myself to look away. It was like he was doing this just because he knew it would bother me. Well... Not bother exactly...

I hadn't realized I was just flat out staring at him until he smirked and asked smoothly,"Do you like what you see, Jiraiya?" Some weird underlying meaning to his tone made me blush slightly. Hell yes I liked what I saw. For someone who looked so girly looking with a shirt on he was really fit and decently muscular. He was the kind of muscular that wasn't like, overly muscular and gross, but he looked damn hot.

He pulled on the baggy pants and I was able to get myself to look away. I grabbed something of my own to wear to sleep and changed pretty quickly. When I looked over at Orochimaru and he had the 'rapist smile' thing going again. It made me almost not want to sleep next to him... almost.

He seemed to do the weird mind reader thing again and asked in a smooth tone,"Why is it that you always get so creeped out when I smile like this?" I just looked over and replied flatly,"Are you a mind reader?"

I don't know why exactly but that seemed to just be one of the funniest things ever to him. He practically fell over on his side laughing, so that he was now laying down on the bed. He eventually calmed down though and, rolling over on his back, said calmly,"I don't read your mind, Jiraiya. I just read the expressions on your face is all."

Yup. That would make a bit more sense then Orochimaru having psychic powers...

I just walked over and crawled into the too-small bed next to Orochimaru. He nearly gave me a heart attack when he wrapped his arms around my waist and buried his head in my chest. God, maybe he really as made of ice. I waited a moment for my body to adjust to his inhuman coldness and said,"You know you really should warn me when you're about to do that. You're fucking freezing."

Orochimaru chuckled and replied with a simple,"Even with warning it wouldn't make much difference..." After a few seconds he added on,"You're really warm."

I wrapped my arms around him and couldn't help but ask,"So... Are we technically a couple now?"

He moved up slightly so that we were both face to face and replied smoothly,"Of course we are," before leaning forward and placing his lips on my own. I instantly responded and felt myself smile into the kiss. He may be a human ice-cube but it felt great having him pressed up against me, our lips moving together almost rhythmically.

I ran a hand through his silky black hair and puled his face even closer, if that was possible. He rolled over so that he was laying on top of me and practically forced his tongue into my mouth, not even bothering to ask permission. I let out a small moan as he massaged my tongue with his own, and let him stay like that for a minute or so before deciding I didn't like being on the bottom. I quickly flipped the two of us over, ramming my side into the wall in the process, so that I was on top.

Orochimaru hissed slightly into the still unbroken kiss, not liking being on the bottom, but otherwise didn't fight me too much. Eventually we had to pull away for air and I instantly started to kiss down his neck. After a bit of searching I hit a soft spot and he let out an almost inaudible gasp. I smirked into his neck and started to suck and bite at the sensitive skin, leaving a pretty decent sized hickey. He let out a soft moan and I smirked even wider.

Orochimaru eventually decided that he had had enough of being submissive and rolled over again, going back to our previous position. He smirked down at me and said playfully,"How about I show you how it's really done..." He found my soft spot instantly and ran his weirdly pointed canines against the skin there. A shiver ran up my spine and I could feel him smirk into my skin. He started to suck and bite at my neck and I tried to hold back a moan. Eventually, though, I let out a loud moan and Orochimaru ran his tongue up my neck and along my jaw-line. I felt another shiver run down my spine and I had to bite back a groan.

I rolled over again, making sure to not run into the wall quite as harshly as I had last time, and ran a hand down Orochimarus' stomach, feeling his cool, toned body, and kissed him on the lips again. The kiss soon turned rather rough and it became an all out tongue war when I turned it into a French kiss. But when I ran a hand along the hem of Orochimarus' pants and started to pull them down slowly he grabbed my hand.

I gave him a questioning look and he simply said,"No." With that he rolled over so that we were both on our sides and said a smooth,"Good night, Jiraiya."

I just stared at him in utter confusion, and sexual frustration.

What the hell?