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Author: SOZIN'S COMET WAS AWESOME!! I won't say anything else just in case some of you haven't seen it yet. Well… here's the next chapter.


February 19


Well today has been pretty interesting so far and I'm in a strangely happy mood. My dad isn't though! Especially after what I did today…


I ducked behind a small table in the hallway, moving silently, and trying my hardest to keep out of sight. Which was hard, because people my size should not be hiding behind tables and plants.

I walked along the wall to the stairs, then froze. I heard some one walking slowly, probably trying hard not to be noticed. But to bad! I hear you, who ever you are! I dove down the stairs and crawled away. Yeah, eat that guy who wasn't sneaking like me!

I crawled into the game room. I don't even know why we have this room? It's not like my family likes games. Kill joys.

Peeking out from my hiding space behind the statue of my grandpa, I saw him. The one who started the war. Ha ha! This is the best spot in the world! No one will find me here!

"Come out, come out where ever you are." I hear a hoarse whisper and footsteps coming into the room. Crap, I gotta get out of here!

I looked around from some thing to throw. I had to get out! I scanned faster, Ha! I found it. Picking up a small pendent, I threw it quickly across the room. Causing the person who came in to the room to look over to where it fell.

Then I dashed out of room as fast as my toned and amazing legs could carry me. I ran into another room. Ducking behind the bed, wait, bed? Whose room am I in?

I lifted my head up and groaned. Dang it! I'm in Iroh's room! How did this happen? If he finds me in here I'm dead. Or I might as well be.

"Come out, come out, where ever you are!" I groaned again. I can't go outside. They'll find me!

Hiding under the bed again, I held my breath. I listened as the steps faded away and let out my breath. I'm safe for now.

I got out from under the bed, I think I was lying in some thing sticky. I looked down at my clothes. My shirt's covered in purple stuff! I don't even what to know what this is.

I walked around the room. Staring at all the nick-naks that my loser brother has. What's he doing with… pictures of raccoons everywhere? WEIRD!

I moved over to the window. It's a nice view, the green grass, a nice clear view of the small lake thingy we have in the gardens… Wow, that's really gay of me…

'Wait, shouldn't Iroh be in his room by now? It's getting late… I feel like I'm forgetting something.' I thought as I crept out of his room, still a little weirded out.

I headed straight for my room, which was luckily located across the hall from Iroh's room. Pulling my shirt off, I grabbed one out of my closet and slipped it on, throwing the one covered in purple stuff in the hamper.

'Okay, now I'm really confused. Where is everybody.' I thought as I walked out of my room to search for a new place to hide. 'I know we're playing-'

"Hey! This is my spot. Find your own place to hide." Someone shouted, from behind the curtain I was about to move.

"Fine!" I shouted, then stalked down the hallway. "Stupid jerk, ruining my good time."

"YOU'RE IT!" I tensed. Someone is touching me! AND NOW I'M IT!

I looked over my shoulder and saw that vile hand gripping me. It had yellow fingernails! How gross is that!

"Prince, you're it!" I groaned. It's not fair! I'm royalty! People should let me go! I shrugged off the gross hand and started counting.

"1, 2, 3, 4… 67, 68 …130. READY OR NOT HERE I COME!" I uncovered my eyes and looked around the room. No one would be stupid enough to hide in here.

'I guess some one is'. I looked over and saw Mr. Yellow fingernails hiding behind a pot. … Which is sad. Cause he's a little too big for that.

I sneak up behind the man. Poking him in the back. "YOU'RE IT AGAIN! HA!" I ran from the room before the guy can yell at me.

I ran through the halls, passing workers on the way… There are lots more people then before. Then I realized something; none of these people were workers. In fact I recognized some of them. Some were generals I'd seen going into war meetings with dad and others were some of the political leaders.

Of course! Tonight was the night of the big banquet dad was holding as a celebration for some war thing. That's why Iroh wasn't in his room… And I was running around playing Hide 'n' Seek with half the servants in the palace… I'm dead.

I quickly looked around, but I didn't see my dad anywhere. Where could he be? This was getting scary. I took off down the hallway, keeping an eye out for the Fire Lord.

I walked slowly down the hallway, glancing over my shoulder every once in a while, just waiting for him to pop up. Luckily, he isn't one to just pop up, he more of comes storming in and breaking something on the way. So as soon as I heard a crash I ducked behind a pillar, right as he came out of a room and started storming down the hallway.

He didn't even see me!

As soon as he turned the corner I got out from behind the pillar and started heading back to my room. Unfortunately, I'm cursed. Whenever I'm in a good mood I have extremely bad luck. Which I just so happened to forget right then.

And as I started heading to m room, dad came back around the corner and was standing right in front of me with a look in his eyes that clearly said "I'm going to kill you."

People do a lot of things when they know they're about to die. Some people see their life flash before their eyes. Some scream or pass out. I did what most people do… I ran.

I knew it wasn't the smartest thing to do, but come on! My dad is pissed off and he is not one to be merciful when he is angry.

And why did I have to be in such a good mood today!? Stupid bad luck! Because as soon as I took off down the hallway Mr. Nasty Yellow Fingernails decided it would be a great time to pop up!


My dad was pretty mad and yelled at me for about an hour, in fact I can still hear him breaking things down the hall every now and again.

The worst part is is that I actually could've gotten away with playing Hide 'n' Seek with half the servants in the palace during the banquet, because guess what?! My dad didn't even know I was the reason half the servants were missing, he was just mad at me because I forgot about. He was going to yell at the servants later.

BUT! Mr. Stupid Nasty Yellow Fingernails opened his big mouth and said it was my idea. Now my dad is coming up with some stupid punishment for me.

The only good thing that happened today was that I was somehow able to get Mr. Stupid Nasty Yellow Fingernails fired. He deserved it… sort of.

Well I'm going to bed now. I'll find out what my punishment is tomorrow. I think. Dad did say he was going to have to think about it… I'm scared.


Author: BUM BUM BUM!! What kind of punishment is it going to be?!

Ozai: It's not like it's anything serious.

Author: SHUT UP!! They're not supposed to know.

Ursa: Why? It's not like it's that shocking.

Author: BECAUSE I SAID SO!!

Ozai: But I wanna tell.

Author: No! That's the Narrator's job.

Ursa: We have a Narrator?

Narrator(AKA Kris the Ninja Pirate): Next time on this stupid story. Ozai has to get a job! What's he going to do? Oh wait! Fire Lord Azulon has already picked one for him. But who is he working with? And when will the chapters get any longer? Find out next time on this increasingly moronic story.

Ozai: Apparently we do… and it's Kris… and she's a jerk.

Author: Yes, yes she is. But that's why we're such good friends.

Hakoda: READ!!

Bato: AND!!

Pakku: REVIEW!!

Gran Gran(AKA Kana): OR NO COOKIES FOR YOU!!