These are totally random scenes inserted for the pure sport of humor.
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(Tomo goes and ties a knot in a rope. She then ties it around herself, then goes and ties the rope to the back of a car.)
Joe: Tomo, what are you doing?
Tomo: Isn't it obvious? I've tied the knot, and now I'm getting hitched.
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(Tomo, Yomi, and Koyomiko all walk into a McDonalds. Yomi and Koyomiko go sit down while Tomo runs up to the counter)
Tomo: Hi, I'd like a wiener….
Cashier: -surprised and a bit shocked- um….maim, uh…..
Tomo: Could you supersize that for me too? (starts laughing hard)
Yomi and Koyomiko: So immature…
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(Koyomiko goes running up to Yomi)
Koyomiko: Kaa-san! Kaa-san!!
Yomi: What's up, Koyomiko?
Koyomiko: Mama just told me a dirty joke!!!
Yomi: (thinking) Oh no…
Koyomiko: Wanna hear it?
Yomi: Uh…no, that's OK…
Koyomiko: Two pigs rolling around in the mud!!
(Yomi is stunned silent)
Koyomiko: See? It's dirty!!
(Yomi is still stunned silent. Tomo's laughing so hard she can't breathe)
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(Sakaki is walking through a store.)
(She blushes when she notices cute little toy dogs with cute little overshirts on them)
Sakaki: Oh, sweater puppies….
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(Joe, Sakaki, and Nekosa are sitting at home around a table eating breakfast.)
(Sakaki takes a bite of egg, and swallows it)
Sakaki: -BUUURP!!-
(Sakaki's hand slaps over her mouth, and her face turns a beat red. Joe and Nekosa can't help but stare at her in total and utter shock)
Sakaki: (very quietly) excuse me….
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(Joe comes bursting in to a room, where JBK sits in front of a computer)
Joe: Hey, James…
JBK: 'Sup?
Joe: Heard you went over to Tanaka's parent's house in "Help Desk Day Off"
JBK: You heard right, and I can now say I know your pain. Daichi's….(shivers)…scary.
Joe: Also heard you were staring at her mom's boobs.
JBK: (blushing furiously) I couldn't help it, OK?! I was nervous!!
Joe: (waving one hand) Whatever…
JBK: (blushes harder) It's true!!
Joe: Anyway, though, that kind of left me wondering…
JBK: (calms down) Yeah?
Joe: What would have happened if Tanaka had actually taken a liking to Kaorin? And then Kaorin would have met with Daichi?
JBK: (nervous) Um….I don't think you wanna know…
Joe: (firmly) Yes, I do…
JBK: (sighs) OK, then…
(JBK copies ADR somewhere else, then rewrites it so that Sakaki fell in love with Kaorin)
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(Kaorin and Sakaki are walking up to meet with Sakaki's parents)
(Sakaki knocks on the door, and big, gruff Daichi opens the door)
Daichi: (almost in a grumbly tone) Hello, there, Tanaka…
Sakaki: Dad, this is Kaorin Aida…and…we're set to marry.
(Daichi takes one look at Kaorin, then looks back at Sakaki)
Daichi: (happily) I'm so happy for you, Tanaka.
…
Joe: WHAT?!!!!!!
JBK: (hangs head) Yeah…90 of all overly protective fathers are more accepting of their girls becoming lesbians than actually marrying guys.
Joe: (angrily) That's a bunch of total bull!!!
JBK: Though you say that, it's terribly true.
Joe: GAAAAHHHH!!! This is crap!!! You mean to tell me that Kaorin wouldn't have to go through the same problems I had to?!!!
Kaorin: (smiling evilly) Kaorin: 1. Joe: 0.
JoeL (act of screwing, and he says it for a good 30 seconds) , and you had to go install those Air filters, too?!!
JBK: Yeah, had to. Need to keep this fic 'T' rated.
Kaorin: Kaorin: 1. Air filters: 1. Joe: 0.
Joe: DAMMIT!!!!
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Author's notes: For those of you that didn't get the whole 'sweater puppies' joke, read "Help Desk Day off" Chapter 2. To Jay, that story is a pure stroke of genius, keep it up!!
And 'the gentle Sakaki suddenly letting out a loud burp', I suddenly burst out laughing when I thought of that.
Anyway, I'm headed off this Saturday to see Jeff Dunham Live, so I won't be here writing up my fic, but I'll be back after that!!
-JBK2K1
PS. I'm about halfway through the Christmas chapter now