This idea came to me after AR's '12 days of Christmas Azu-Daioh style'. This one actually rips on a song known as the '12 pains of Christmas'.
Note: Don't skip right to the end! Each pain changes a bit as it goes on!
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Chorus: The first thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me…
Chorus: is Kimura giving mon-ey!
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Chorus: The second thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me…
Chiyo: Putting up the star…
Chorus: and Kimura giving mon-ey!
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Chorus: The third thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me…
Yukari: (sounding drunk) Hangovers….
Chiyo: (grumpily) Putting up the star…
Chorus: and Kimura giving mon-ey!
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Chorus: The fourth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me…
Nyamo: Caring for Yukari…
Yukari: Hangovers…
Chiyo: That damn star…
Chorus: and Kimura giving mon-ey!
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Chorus: The fifth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me…
Chorus: YOOOOOO-MI SINGING!
Nyamo: Damn it, Yukari!
Yukari: One more bottle!
Chiyo: Might as well get a ladder…
Chorus: and Kimura giving mon-ey!
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The sixth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me…
Tomo: Tomo Yomi fictions…
Chorus: YOOOOOOO-MI SINGING!!
Nyamo: I think you've had enough!
Yukari: Hey, Drunk! I'm not Nyamo! (hic)
Chiyo: One step at a time…
Chorus: and Kimura giving mon-ey!
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The seventh thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me…
Yomi: All that fatty food…
Tomo: Like it would show with you, tubby…
Chorus: YOO (Yomi smacks Tomo) OMI-SINGING!!
Nyamo: Damn it, Yukari, stop!!
Yukari: I'll stop when I'm passed out!
Chiyo: Slowly put it up…
Chorus: and Kimura giving mon-ey!
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Chorus: The eighth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me…
Joe: Damn cranky people…
Yomi: (angrily at Tomo) Wanna say anything more?!
Tomo: Are we even flipping singing anymore?
Chorus: YOOOOOO-MI SINGING!!
Nyamo: I can't believe they keep singing…
Yukari: (hic) I'm gonna hurl…
Chiyo: The ladder fell! Someone help!!!
Chorus: and Kimura giving mon-ey!
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Chorus: The ninth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me…
Osaka: Commercial advertising.
Joe: They wake up way too early…
Yomi: I wonder what Funari's doing…
Tomo: You know I hate her, and so do you!
Chorus: YOOOOOOOO-MI SINGING!!
Nyamo: Gah! (kicking passed out Yukari)
Yukari: (snores)
Chiyo: I'm still hanging from the tree!!
Chorus: and Kimura giving mon-ey!
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Chorus: The tenth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me…
Kagura: Not finding what you want…
Osaka: I'm advertising about aliens...
Joe: Those grumpy people all need to be kicked.
Yomi: Is this even a song anymore?
Tomo: As long as the chorus keeps going…
Chorus: YOOOOO-MI SINGING!
Nyamo: That's it! I'm leaving!
Yukari: (sleeping) Yeah, I like that….
Shaun: Chiyo! I'll save you!
Chorus: and Kimura giving mon-ey!
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Chorus: The eleventh thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me…
Azu-kids: Getting what we want!
Kagura: Put it on your wish list…
Osaka: Did you know that Santa's a pervert?
Joe: If he's Kimura, then yeah.
Yomi: My singing's not that bad!
Tomo: Speak for yourself.
Chorus: YOOOOOO-MI SINGING!
Kaorin: I can't believe Nyamo left!
Yukari: (snoring again)
Shaun: Woaaaaaah! (crashing noises from tree falling to ground)
Chorus: and Kimura giving mon-ey!
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Chorus: The twelfth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me…
Sakaki: (blushing) cute puppy toys…
Koyomiko: We haven't been included in this at all!
Nekosa: Makes you feel left out, doesn't it?
Koyomiko: Yeah, it does!
Koharu: That's it! We're taking over!!
Joe: You can't do that!!
Koharu: Wanna bet?!
(crashing noises) Chorus: YOOOOOOO-MI SINGING!
Kaorin: How the hell does the chorus keep going?!
Yukari: (throws up)
Shaun: We're OK! (Chiyo: Speak for yourself!!)
Chorus: and Kimuraaaaaaa giving mon-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!!.
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A song based off of 'the 12 pains of Christmas'. Something that came to me after reading AR's '12 days of Christmas'.
Hope you all enjoyed it!
(Entire Azu-group, most of them wrapped in bandages, looks at JBK angrily.)
Hehe…um….
We'll…see you guys later.
-JBK2K1