Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN AVATAR!! No need to rub it in, I'm already upset about it.

Author: STUPID SCHOOL!! I haven't gotten a chance to update in forever. XP

Zuko: Is it school, or you procrastinating and playing your games and reading fanfics while you should be doing school.

Author: Don't make me kill you.

Zuko: I'm so scared.

Author: You should be!! I can make Ozai have kids sooner, thus rendering you nonexistent!!

Ozai: So I might actually get good kids?

Zuko: Do you have to be such a jerk all the time?

Ozai: BLAME MIKE AND BRYAN!!

Zuko: I will not! They're the only ones who can change me, thus meaning you, author, can not render me nonexistent. HA!!

Author: DANG IT!!

Katara and Azula: ON WITH THE STORY!!

April 14

So Hakoda's friend, Bato, finally showed up. It was for a very strange reason. Though he's cool to hang out with so I guess it's okay.

And on a weirder note, Ursa's been hanging out with us lately, Hakoda, Bato, and me. It's been a little creepy. I think she's plotting something, but Hakoda's saying that I'm just saying that because I like her. HONESTLY!! I DO NOT LIKE HER!! He won't get it through his head! It's really annoying. I can't like her… I think… WHATEVER!!…

"So you sprained your ankle why'll trying to compete in a race around the world?" Hakoda asked Bato for about the 40th time.

"YES!! I did." Bato shouted, he seemed to be getting really irritated with Hakoda. I, on the other hand, was just sitting back and watching them fight it out. It was interesting to say the least.

"This is by far the stupidest thing you've ever done."

"Even stupider than teasing that polar mongoose-bear."

"Yes… well… maybe. That's besides the point!"

"What's the point then?"

"The point is, is that you lost all of our money getting to the starting place of the race. And now, neither of us can get home until we raise more money!!"

"It wasn't my fault!! It was that stupid Bumi's fault. Stupid earthbender cheated!!"

"Bumi? As in KING Bumi? As in King Bumi who's practically the Hulk, with weirder clothes?"

"Who's the Hulk?"

"BESIDES THE POINT!!"

"WHAT'S THE POINT!?"

"YOU LOST ALL OUR MONEY!!" Hakoda shouted, hitting Bato in the arm between each word.

"Ow, I'll just get a job then." He said, rubbing his arm.

"And where exactly are you going to get a job?"

"He can have my old job." I said, finally joining the conversation.

"You're old job?" Hakoda asked, staring at me. "You said you never worked before this."

"I didn't. I'm talking about this job."

"WHAT?! When did you quit? I thought this was a punishment? How come I didn't know about this earlier? Why didn't you tell me? What's going on in the world? Are you trying to ditch me? You don't feel left out do you? You know, cause Bato's here. Then again why would anyone be jealous of Bato, he's a loser."

"Thanks man."

"No problem."

"Uhm… Lemme see if I can answer all of these. I'm going to quit today. This was punishment, but I got out of it. This is the first time I saw you since I decided to quit and you've been busy talking with Bato. The world is at war that's about all that's going on. I'm not ditching you; I'll still show up to mess with you. And I don't feel left out."

"Wow, I'm impressed. I didn't think anyone but me could understand Hakoda when he ranted."

"Yeah, it took a while, but I'm getting it."

"Okay, one, that's almost insulting. And two, how'd you get out of working here?"

"It's very simple. I whined, I begged, and most importantly, I acted pathetic."

"Wow… That's very devious." Hakoda said, nodding his head up and down.

"And a bit sad." Bato added.

"That may be, but I'm not working here for much longer. And that's all that matters to me."

"And I might get your job, that's all the matters to me." Bato grinned. "Wait, what do you guys do around here?"

"Oh, just kind of sit around, sometimes sell a cabbage or two." Hakoda said while tossing a cabbage up and down.

"The only rule is never, ever drop a cabbage… while the Cabbage Man is looking." I grinned as we started tossing the cabbage back and forth.

"Why not?"

"If you don't want to die, you'll heed our advice." Hakoda said, dropping the cabbage back into the cart.

We didn't do much after that. Bato took me job. The Cabbage Man seemed relieved when he found out I was quitting. Which upset me so I lit one of his cabbages on fire… I will never do that again. He threw at me. Have you ever had a flying fiery cabbage thrown at you? I didn't think so. It was scary.

May 23

Iroh won't get out of the bathroom…

"WHAT'S TAKING YOU SO LONG!!" I shouted as loud as I possibly could. This wasn't anything new, Iroh always hogged the bathroom. But this was the day when all the bathrooms were being redecorated. Don't ask me why this one wasn't, I'm not really sure.

"I need my hair to look just right, what if someone gets a picture while my hairs a mess! I can't have that happen!! I won't!" Iroh shouted. Wow, someone's vain.

"Are you serious?"

"Very!"

"Come on!! I need to take a shower too!" I glared at the door.

"Go to another bathroom!"

"You know I can't!!"

"Yeah, I know. I just enjoy messing with you."

"You are a sick, sick person."

"True."

"But seriously, why are you taking so long?"

"I have a date tonight, okay?!"

"Oh come on, there's worse things then not looking absolutely perfect for a girl!"

"Like what!?"

"She could find out about your obsession with raccoons."

"…How did you know about that?"

"Uhm… What was that?! I can't hear you? You need to speak up!" I shouted as I started backing away from the bathroom.

BANG!

The bathroom door flew open; Iroh stood there, looking pretty pissed off. So I did what any normal person would do, I got the hell out of there.

Iroh didn't catch me luckily. I was able to hide before he found me. Though I'm pretty sure he's going to take the first chance he gets to beat the crap out of me. Looks like a lot of ducking and running for the next week or so. And don't ask me about the raccoon thing, I'm not sure what that's about.

Author: Sorry for the short chapter, but my dad is about to do work on my computer and I don't want there to be any chance that this gets deleted. So I had to post it. And sorry if it sucks, I just needed to put something up.

Ozai: You're getting pathetic.

Author: Don't make me hurt you.

Ozai: Oh, I'm so scared.

Author: You should be… you should be…

Ozai: You're in a very threatening mood aren't you?

Aang: READ!!

Katara: AND!!

Toph: REVIEW!!

Sokka: OR NO COOKIES FOR YOU!!