Just some random thoughts that came up that finally made enough to get a chapter in Omake…
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Pairing problems, Part 1
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(JBK, Tomo, and Chiyo are in a room)
JBK: So…um, what do you two think of Chiyo x Tomo?
Chiyo: (gigantic sweatdrop) Um…hehehe…
Tomo: (squeezes Chiyo) C'mere, ya little squirt!!
Chiyo (flailing) Gah!…Tomo…can't…breathe…
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Pairing thoughts
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(Now, it's JBK, Kagura, Sakaki, and Kaorin)
JBK: (at camera) So…Funari says that Kagura is in love with Sakaki…
Kaorin: (angry glare at Kagura) Oh, really?
JBK: But if you think about it…if Kagura likes both Sakaki and Kaorin, and Kaorin likes both Sakaki and Kagura…
Kagura: Um…what?
JBK: Then they could have a threesome!!
(Sakaki's face turns beat red. Kagura and Kaorin both blush indecently)
Joe: (comes barging in) Well now, what the hell?! Why can't I get involved in this?!
Three girls: PERV!!!
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Pairing problems part 2
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JBK: OK, so Chiyo x Tomo didn't work out…how about Chiyo x Yomi?
Chiyo: I personally think it wouldn't work out…
Yomi: (squeezes Chiyo) C'mere, ya little squirt!!
Chiyo: (flailing) Gah!...Yomi…Can't…breathe…again…
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Karin the Vampire
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(JBK and Osaka)
JBK: (staring at computer screen) So…I've been watching this anime called Karin. It's about a vampire, but it takes a different approach to vampires…
Osaka: Really? How so?
JBK: Well, first up, when you're bitten, you don't turn into a vampire, you simply remain human, just with nice vampire bites on your neck…
Osaka: Ya mean like a hickey?
JBK: (furious blush) Y-Yeah…something like that…
Osaka: Ah, ok…what else?
JBK: Well, each vampire has it's own taste in blood…like with Karin, her taste is unhappiness…
(no response)
JBK: (turns around) Osaka? (sees her with a really big smile on her face) What are you doing?
Osaka: Keepin' them vampires away.
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Pairing problems part 3
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JBK: Ok, so, so far things have not gone well. Let's try a more…accepted…pairing, and go with Chiyo x Osaka.
Chiyo: (with neck brace) Hell, it'll be better than anything right now…
Osaka: (squeezes Chiyo's waist, crying) Chiyo!! Yomi-chan and Tomo-chan say ya're gonna turn inta a squirt!!
Chiyo: (back cracks) Why….me?...
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For added weirdness
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(Osaka, Ichijo from Pani Poni Dash, and Kisaragi from Happy Lesson are sitting around, playing cards)
Osaka: Got any diamonds?
Ichijo: Go fish.
Osaka: (picks up card, then lays down hand) Straight flush, read 'em and weep!
(Moment of silence)
Ichijo: Damn…
Kisaragi: That's the third time in a row…
Osaka: Play again?
Kisaragi: Sure, why not?
JBK: (from a distance) I've been watching these three for the past hour, and I still have no idea what they're playing…
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Author's notes: Yeah, that last one ... All three characters from those anime's are…well, a little weird. Put them together, get a card game going, and that's what I got.
Anyway, I've got another poll up, so head out to my profile and vote!!
-JBK2K1