JBK: Hey, guys. Guess the Azu-girls are still stuck in my TV, so I'll just keep flipping through the channels…
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(Tomo and Yomi come walking outside, just as Koyomiko, Koharu, and Nekosa all jump into a box, and close it)
Tomo: What are they doing?
Yomi: No clue…
(Ice picking and wind noises are heard. The three Azu-kids' voices can be heard from the box)
Koharu: Wow!! This is a lotta fun!!
Nekosa: What a great idea, Koyomiko-CHAN!!!
Koyomiko: Thanks, guys!!!
Tomo: Where the hell did they get ice picks?
Yomi: Beats me…
Koharu: (yells) Whoooooo!!! THIS IS AWESOME!!!
Koyomiko: Hey, Koharu-chan, I think we should keep our voices down!! We might start an avalanche!!
Tomo: (evil grin) Avalanche, eh?
Yomi: Don't you dare…
Nekosa: KOHARU!! I THINK KOYOMIKO-CHAN SAID SOMETHING!!!!
Koharu: WHAT WAS THAT?!!!
Koyomiko: I SAID, I THINK WE SHOULD KEEP OUR VOICE DOWN!! WE MIGHT START AN AVALANCHE!!!!
Tomo: Avalanche started!! (kicks box)
(Avalanche noises are heard)
Kids: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
(All the kids now sound like they're whimpering in pain)
Tomo: (seriously worried) Koyomi…ko? (touch)
Kids: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
(Tomo begins to sweat profusely)
Koyomiko: Koharu…chan…
Koharu: Yeah, Koyomiko-chan?
Koyomiko: I can't feel my legs…you're going to have to cut them off with a saw!
Koharu: I can't do that, Koyomiko-chan.
Koyomiko: Why not?
Koharu: because I've already CUT OFF MY OWN ARMS!!
Kids: GAAH!!
Tomo: I'm sorry!! (opens box, and finds nothing wrong with them) Eh?
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(Crowd chanting "Jerry, Jerry!")
Jerry: Ok, if you've just tuned in, our subject today is "I've spent an entire day having sex"
Crowd: Ooooooooh…
Jerry: Ok, let's bring out Yukari Tanizaki.
(Yukari comes walking out. Crowd boos her)
Yukari: Ah, F-ck you! (middle fingers get blurred out)
(Yukari sits down)
Jerry: So, Yukari, you spent an entire day having sex?
Yukari: Hell yeah!
Jerry: Care to elaborate?
Yukari: Well, this man breaks me out of prison, and buys me a brand new car. Of course I'm going to f-cking have sex with him! And all day if I have do!! What kind of man buys a brand new car for a woman?!
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Arata: What did you see, Ayumu, what did you see?
Osaka: Pigtails…evil mind-controlling pigtails...
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(Tomo and Yomi are standing there. Tomo suddenly has one metal claw extend outward from her hand)
Tomo: hehe…I've got blades…
Yomi: (storm starts up) Tomo…!
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Yomi: And that's why I go to Subway!
Tomo: Because she's so fat!
Yomi: DOUBLE CHOP!! (thwack)
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Yukari: Ah-ha! Now I finally have some sake!
Nyamo: It's rum, Yukari!
Yukari: Whatever! (moves to take a drink, only to realize the bottle is empty) /i Why is the rum always gone?
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Shaun: Ok, what channel are we on now?
Chiyo: (offscreen) I think we're in a porno…
Shaun: Oh, sweet! Finally, some action!! But… (looks at self) why am I in pink?
Man: Hey, big boy.
Shaun: OH MY GOD!!
(Switch to Chiyo's shocked face)
Shaun: (in pain) Oh, please! Oh, god!!! Argh!!!
JBK: hehe…that looks like it hurts…
Chiyo: James?! But…if you're here…then who has the remote?!
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Sachiko: (evil smile) I'm gonna make millions off of this.
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Author's notes: Sachiko makes her first appearance in Omake!! And it's being evil, as usual.
Rips in order:
1. Spongebob Squarepants
2. Jerry Springer
3. Silence of the Lambs
4. X-men
5. Subway commercials
6.Pirates of the Caribbean (Captain Jack Sparrow)
7. Attack of the Evil TV (On Newgrounds)
Hope you guys enjoyed this!
-JBK2K1