Wanaka's Obsession
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Jin, Megumi, and Wanaka all sat in Wanaka's room, watching Wanaka play Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess.
"You know…" Wanaka said as she cut through some grass, and found a rupee. "I've always wondered…how is it that there are so many rupees lost in grass all over the land of Hyrule?"
"I don't know…maybe the peasants have holes in their pockets…" Megumi replied.
"But how is it in the grass that's even in the dugeons?" Wanaka asked. "I mean…I don't see any peasants in there…"
"Maybe some of the past heroes died trying to get through the dungeon, and they lost it." Jin replied. "That would also explain why some monsters that you kill have rupees."
"Then why do some of them carry arrows, but only start carrying them after you get the bow?" Wanaka asked.
"I don't know!! It's not like I'm so obsessed with this game that I think about it!" Jin shot angrily.
"Well, I am, dang it!!" Wanaka shot back. She swung her sword at the enemies hard to relieve some anger.
"Whatever." Then both Jin and Megumi left the room to leave Wanaka with her obsession.
"I still say I should draw the Triforce of Wisdom on her hand, just so she'd freak out." Jin said to Megumi once they were out of ear-shot.
"Heh…I'd help too." Megumi replied.
Both Jin and Megumi sighed heavily. Sometimes, it was hard living with an LoZ obsessed person.
"Do you remember the first time she became obsessed with LoZ?" Jin asked.
"I do…" Megumi responded glumly. "Like it was yesterday, because it annoyed me so badly…"
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(Flashback)
"So, Wanaka, explain to me what we're doing again?" Megumi asked.
"Treasure hunting… Hey, look! I found some money!" Wanaka said, as she picked it up.
Da da da daaaaaaaa!
Wanaka found a penny! It's worth one cent!
"Oh, look! It's a rock!"
Da da da daaaaaaaa!
Wanaka found a rock! It can be thrown, though it's preferred if you don't.
"Woah…found a bottlecap…" Megumi said
Da da da daaaaaaaaaa!!
"CUT IT OUT!!" Megumi yelled.
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"That annoyed me to no end…" Megumi said with a shiver.
"You had it nice then." Jin replied. "Better than what she made me do…"
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(Another flashback)
We see Jin, dressed up in typical Link clothing, carrying a fake plastic sword and shield. We see Wanaka wearing what appear to be fairy wings.
"So, tell me again why I'm dressed up like this?" Jin asked.
"Because, you need to go rescue the princess Megumi, because she's been kidnapped." Wanaka replied.
"But…what are you doing, then?" Jin asked.
"I'm your annoying helper!" Wanaka replied with a big smile.
"What?"
"HEY! LISTEN!! HEY! LISTEN!! WATCH OUT!!"
"Ok, you can stop now…" Jin said.
"HEY! LISTEN!! HEY!! WATCH OUT!! HEY!! LISTEN!!"
"I said you can stop…" Jin replied angrily.
"HEY!! WATCH OUT!! LISTEN!! HEY!! LISTEN!!"
"GAAAAH!!" Jin yelled angrily.
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"I remember that…" Megumi said. "You came, grabbed my hand, and the both of us hid in a closet."
"Yeah…what you don't know is that I hit Wanaka with the sword, and told her I didn't want to play anymore." Jin responded. "Then she went crying to Dad, and I was forced to continue playing with her. After a few more moments of 'Hey, listen!', I ran to you."
"Ouch…" Was all Megumi could say.
They both sighed heavily again. It was hard living with an LoZ fangirl.
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Authors notes: Yeah, just some new info on one of the newest Azu-kids, Wanaka Wada-Matsuda, and her brother and sister. It's hard for Wanaka's siblings, especially when they're young. Poor things.
Well, I'm working on the next saga of ADR now, so I hope to have it out by April 14th, when I start my new job!
-JBK2K1