Well, seeing as how these went pretty well, we're doing some more pairing jokes!!
Note: All pairings mentioned within are done so for the pure sport of humor, and are not intended to make fun of anyone who supports them.
PS. This first joke runs off of three I had a few Omake Chapters back.
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(James is walking to the studio where he asked all the girls to meet. He wants to ask them more pairing questions.)
(As he is on his way, however, he sees Chiyo in a wheelchair, with a neckbrace, a broken leg, and one broken arm)
James: My god, Chiyo…what happened to you?
Chiyo: (grumpily) someone paired me up with frickin' Kagura.
James: (winces)
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(Everyone is now gathered in studio)
James: So, we have more pairing questions here… how about… Nyamo x Yukari?
Yukari: Pfffahahahahaahaha!! Didja hear that, Nyamo? People have paired us up!!
Nyamo: (suddenly looks sick, and runs to the bathroom)
Yukari: Eh? Was it something I said?
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James: Well, moving on…how about Yomi x Sakaki?
Yomi: Huh?
Sakaki: Huh?
(Both of them look at each other)
Tomo: HOLY CRAP THEY FREAKING LOOKED AT EACH OTHER!!
James: THEY'RE GOING TO CAUSE A RIP IN THE UNIVERSE!! AAAAAAH!!
Yomi: Did we just miss something?
Sakaki: (shrugs)
(Both look away, allowing everyone to breathe again)
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James: Ok…next we have…ah, Tomo and Sakaki!
Sakaki: I'm not really into wildcats…
Tomo: (zooms to Sakaki) Oh, c'mon, I know ya love me!!
Sakaki: …
Tomo: See? She's stunned speechless by my rockin' good looks!!
James: (snickers)
Tomo: oh, you're just jealous 'cause I got your girl!!
Sakaki: Um…Tomo…
Tomo: Then Sakaki and I can go out on a date, then we can get married, then have kids with frickin' huge knockers, then we can…
Yomi: TOMO!!
Tomo: What?
Yomi: (points to Sakaki, who's eye is twitching madly)
Tomo: Is that a no?
Sakaki: (very calmly) That would be a no.
Tomo: Damn…(returns to her seat)
Nyamo: I'm back…
Yukari: Where the hell were you?
Nyamo: Bathroom, I had to throw up…
Yukari: Something you ate?
Nyamo: (grumbles) The thought of being paired with you.
Yukari: What?
Nyamo: Nothing.
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James: Moving on…we have…Nyamo x Kagura?
Kagura: (snickers) Uh, no thanks, Kurosawa-sensei's a little too…old…for me.
Yukari: (bursts out laughing)
Nyamo: (blushing madly in embarrasement) I'm…old?
Yukari: I think that's what she said!! (continues laughing)
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James: And finally, we have…Sakaki x Chiyo…
(The entire room goes quiet, as everyone stares at Sakaki and mutilated Chiyo)
Chiyo:…
Sakaki:…
Chiyo:…
Sakaki: You'd look cute in a cat suit.
Chiyo: (whips her wheelchair around, and faces the camera) You people are sick minded freaks. (wheels away)
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Author's notes: So, yeah, I couldn't help but pick on little Chiyo again. Sorry, Chiyo!
Well, something I whipped up in 15 minutes flat, but have been looking to do for a while. I hope you enjoyed it!!
-JBK2K1