Mrs. Mizuhara's Secret
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Tomo and Yomi were walking down the street, when they came upon the group of Joe, Sakaki, Kagura, Osaka, Arata, and Kaorin.
"Hey, guys." Tomo said in an unusually serious tone.
"Hey." Joe replied.
And the group all huddled together.
"So…today's topic…where does Mrs. Mizuhara go when she just pops out in random places?" Joe asked.
"Maybe…she's like a mercenary…using underground tunnels to crawl from place to place!" Tomo said.
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Mrs. Mizuhara is seen crawling through an underground tunnel, with black face paint under her eyes, and a black belt tied around her head.
"Must…find…secrets…oh my…my back…"
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"Nah…she'd be covered in dirt whenever we saw her if that happened." Yomi replied.
"Oh! What about a robot?" Kagura said. "You know, like that one robot thing from that Disney movie that just came out…"
"Wall-e?" Joe said.
"Yeah, that's it! She's got spy robots!!" Kagura said.
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A robot hides in the shadows, taking pictures.
Back at the Mizuhara household, the picture prints off.
"Oh my…what an excellent secret…"
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"No…if that were it, I'd see the pictures." Yomi said.
"Not if she wrote them in her notebook, then destroyed them afterwards!!" Kagura retorted.
"What about the robot itself? It would need maintenance, and power, and the like…and no matter what, Yomi would HAVE to have seen it eventually." Joe said.
"Maybe she's an alien…" Osaka said.
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"WORLD DOMINATION!!" Mrs. Mizuhara screamed at her home. "But first…to find out the secrets of these humans…"
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"Hey, Yomi, are ya part alien?" Arata asked.
Everyone sweat-dropped at both Osaka and Arata.
"Maybe her husband is that Dagon guy from that online fanfiction I read!" Arata said. "Strange…the characters in that were vaguely familiar…"
"Moving on…" Joe said.
"What about using animals as spies?" Sakaki asked.
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Mrs. Mizuhara held a pigeon in her hand.
"Now…fly, my pet…find me a secret!"
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"Only Sakaki would think about using animals as spies" Tomo said.
"Can it, Takino." Joe retorted angrily.
"What about clones?" Kaorin asked.
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The real Mrs. Mizuhara sits in a big chair, when another Mrs. Mizuhara comes walking in.
"Mizuhara, I found these secrets about the US government."
"Good work, Mizuhara." The one in the big chair said. She looks down at the notes. "Oh my…these are rather juicy…"
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"Wouldn't I have seen at least one other clone at some point in my life?" Yomi asked.
"She's got a point…" Tomo said.
"Maybe she goes Solid Snake style!!" Kagura said suddenly.
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A box is seen…it moves ever so slightly…
(Aux Call Press Select)
Jill: Mizu-honey, are you finding any secrets?
Mizuhara: Oh my…indeed I have…
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"Natsuko…we need to get you off of those video games…" Kaorin said with a giant sweat-drop.
At that moment, Jill comes walking by with an armful of groceries.
"Maybe she's a magician, who can just poof places" Osaka said. "An' use magic to look in journals an' stuff"
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Mrs. Mizuhara suddenly appears in a room, wearing a wizard's robe. "Abra Kadabra, Hocus Pocus!!"
And the locked journal magically opened.
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This last suggestion, Jill overhears, and stops.
"Oh, my, what are you girls and guys talking about?" Jill asks.
"Where exactly Mrs. Mizuhara comes from when she just seems to pop out of nowhere..." Joe said.
"Oh, I know that one!" Jill said.
Everyone turned their complete and total attention to her.
"I actually just happened to find it out one day…and it's like a sixth sense to me now…" Jill said.
"Yes?" Joe asked anxiously.
"And you're going to be so surprised when I tell you…" Jill remarked.
"Yes?!" Osaka asked in anticipation.
"And Mizu-honey doesn't really like people knowing…" Jill continued.
"Just spit it out already!!" Yomi yelled. Being the daughter of Mrs. Mizuhara and not even knowing where her mother went was actually very frustrating.
"Ok…" Jill said. "I'll tell you right now, the real place she pops out of is…