AN : Okay, for the record, although this is a story with the characters of ALNM, it is an alternate reality. It takes place after chapter 31 in ALNM, every thing that happens after that chapter does not happen in this story.

Thank you Dominik, Waysider, Dragonluvr1993, White Keyblade Oathkeeper, Rexhunter, somerandomdude, Abysswing (who should not read this until you finish ALNM), swack16, Arch-trainer, Foxyjosh, Music-Warrior-Nightsong, Lightning-Alchemist-Rini, pikachuhunter1, and Lady of DarkFire for reviewing.

II : First Month

My name is Lisa Jeffries, and my life as I knew it was ending. I was pregnant, honest to God pregnant. The problem? I was relatively certain a Mudkip was the father of my child.

Let me back up. Almost a month ago, I had the strangest dream of my life. I had sex with the Mudkip of a friend of mine, who had some how become human. It had been the weirdest, most erotic dream I had ever had. In it, the little guy (his name is Rush) said that he loved me. I said I did too, although I didn't mean it. I thought, just go with the flow and don't rock the boat. Well, wasn't a dream!

This was a major problem for multiple reasons. First, how would I explain this to my friends? How do I tell the sweetest pokemon in the world I didn't love him? How do I deal with what ever the hell will be popping out of my uterus? How would I live with my self?

"When will I stop throwing up?" I moaned, lifting my head out of the toilet. Michael and Louis (my traveling companions) were both pacing back and forth. Rush was asleep, Titan (Michaels' Aron) was sunk in the bed. I'm relatively certain Michaels' Eevee, Angel, was laughing at me. Virgil and Enfer were the only ones not judging me. Virgil is my beloved Zangoose, I don't know what I would do with out him. Enfer is an Arcanine, nuff said. Suddenly, Michael stopped and looked at me.

"How long?"

"How long since?"

"Since you last had sex?" I threw up again. "That long?" I flipped him the bird.

"Whose the father?" Louis asked. "No, wait. You're into girls too right? Is the father a man or a woman?" What a fucking idiot. I wiped the residual vomit off of my mouth, and looked back up.

"No you moron, it's not a woman" I moaned, flushing the toilet. As I stood up, I had to grasp the walls, the room was spinning so fast. Some how, I stumbled over and onto the bed. I collapsed, praying I wouldn't throw up again. "I know who the father is, but your never going to believe it"

"Try us" Michael said, "It can't be that unbelievable" I reached across the bed, until I found Rush. I grasped him in my hand, and lifted him up. Rush kipped happily.

"This is the father" THUD! I leaned my head up, to see Michael had collapsed.

"Oh my God, oh my God" Michael chanted over and over again.

"Do that about one hundred more times" I said, sighing, "You'll be where I am right now" I looked over at Rush, who seemed sympathetic. To be honest, I wanted to strangle his little blue neck. He should have told me his being human wasn't a dream! I could have told him I didn't want to do it (no matter how badly I needed it). This was half his fault. No! It was entirely his fault.

"Rush is finally a man" Louis exclaimed, grabbing the blue water sack, "I'm so proud!"

"This can't happen" Michael said, "It just can't"

"You have some kind of moral or religious objection?"

"No, that's not it at all. We studied the biology of water-type pokemon in school" Michael said, "They have, uh, claspers. This means it would be physically impossible for you two to do it"

"Well it happened"

"But it couldn't" I sighed.

"Sit down you morons" I said, "I've got a long story to tell" I spent the next half an hour telling the entire tale. Michael seemed to believe it, Louis was so stoned he didn't know what was going on. Virgil came over and put his arm around my shoulder, looking uncomfortable as he did. It was a sweet gesture anyway.

Rush was now on my lap, unwilling to get off. Every so often, he would lean his head against my stomach, as if he were listening. Sorry, nothing to hear yet, just my churning stomach and palpable anxiety. He would look up at me, giddy smile on his stupid face. I'd smile back, even though it was the hardest thing I had ever done.

"Any ways, I haven't had much time to think about what I'm going to do" I said, "But I have decided I'm going to keep what ever it is"

"What about Rush?" I shrugged.

"What about him?" Michael paused.

"If he is the father of your child, or what ever, do you want me to keep using him for battles?" I shrugged.

"Doesn't matter to me, do what you want" Now Rush looked hurt. I stroked the area around his head fin, and he turned to goo in my hands. Michael saw this, and smiled.

"Well, if it's up to me" Michael unclipped a pokeball, and dropped it to the floor. He then smashed it under his foot. "That's my decision"

"You're going to regret that" I said, laying back down. "You'll never find a better Mudkip" Rush pulled him self up to my chest. I could see his little face, and damn it! He was so freaking cute I couldn't be mad at him. He was so cute that….

"I'm going to vomit" I cried, jumping up and flinging Rush off of me. I made it to the toilet just in time to puke.

A couple of hours later, my stomach was empty, and I needed food. We went out to eat at the restaurant next door to our hotel, me carrying Rush and Michael carrying Angel (all of our other pokemon were at the hotel). The first thing I ordered was a beer (alcohol was never so needed). Except, once it arrived, Michael gave it to Louis who downed it in one gulp.

"Dude, what the hell!"

"You're pregnant! You can't have alcohol" I screamed, causing every one to look at us (and causing Angel to laugh even harder).

"That only applies if you are having a human baby!" Now they looked at me, like I was crazy. I probably was, I dunno.

"I think it still applies" Louis said, "But you should order another drink"

"Is that because I can't drink what I order, and you drink it for free?"

"No, it's because I know what you want" Louis said, "And next time, you want a bloody marry. With little celery salt"

"You don't know what I want!" I cried, starting to loose it, "I want to go back in time, I want to undo every thing. I want a condom" I buried my head in my hands, sobbing uncontrollably. "I don't want this" I sobbed.

"Oh shit" Louis said. This made me sob harder (if you could believe that possible). I think a waiter came over and asked us to leave, I'm not sure. I then felt a soft pawing at my arms, so soft I almost didn't notice it. I looked down, knowing it was Rush pawing, not what he wanted. He looked concerned for me, God bless that idiot.

"Hey Rush" I whispered, every thing will be okay.

"Kip mudkip" He pulled himself up, and licked my face. I laughed, and pulled my head back up. I wiped the tears off on my white gloves (always wear them, I have a thing about touching things with my bare hands), and looked at Michael and Louis. It took me a moment, but I managed to regain my composure.

"Sorry about that, I'm just a little scared" I said, "I honestly don't know what I'm going to do"

"You don't have to worry" Louis said, "We'll be here"

"Anything you want Lisa" Michael said, "You'll have us to help" I grinned.

"So if I said I wanted you to live with me until the day I died, because that's how scared I am of this"

"Tell us where you want to live. No matter what, we will help you"

"Thanks guys" I said. I looked down at my beautiful body, not to be that way for very long. Something was growing inside me. This would be a long nine months. No wait! Eight months. I smilled to my self.

Eight more months