A pairing story in one chapter
Note: See author's notes as to how this came about.
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Sakaki and Kaorin sat in a classroom.
"Oh my god…I love Sakaki…but I'm scared that they might not like me…" Kaorin whispered to herself.
The bell rings.
"Yay! Class is over!! Now we all leave!!" Yukari yelled, as she ran out.
Sakaki packed her things and left. Kaorin followed her close behind.
The two are now outside the school…
"Um…so Sakaki-san, what are you going to do for the rest of your life?" Kaorin asked.
"Probably marry, have kids, get a good job, like being a pimp." Sakaki replied.
"B-Being a pimp?" Kaorin asked nervously, gaining a blush.
"Yes… and I'm serious about it." Sakaki said.
Ok, serious moment…now to confess!! Kaorin thought. She took a deep breath, and…
"Sakaki-san, I love you!!" Kaorin said. She then immediately turned her back. "No…it can't ever be!! I should just go and die somewhere...oh, my world is going black…"
"oh, but I love you too." Sakaki said.
"Really?!" Kaorin asked happily, turning back around.
"Yeah. I've always been into girls." Sakaki said.
"SCORE!!" Kaorin screamed.
Now the two ran to Kaorin's house and began making out…
"I love you, Sakaki." Kaorin said.
"I love you too, Kaorin" Sakaki replied.
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Later
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Kaorin and Sakaki are married, with a baby on the way.
"C'mon, Sakaki!! Push!!" Kaorin screamed.
"OHMYGODBABYDROPPED!!" Sakaki screamed.
"Congrats, it's a girl." The doctor said.
"Yay!" The two girls said.
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Later
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The child walks off to school, as Sakaki and Kaorin wave her on.
Kaorin sighs. "They grow up so fast…"
The child comes back later…
"Oh my god!! I found this girl that I liked, but I was afraid she wouldn't like me back, but I asked her, then I went all angst, and then they said they liked me too, then we made out, then said we loved each other, and now she's pregnant!!" their daughter said.
"Yay! That'll be for the next part!!" Kaorin said happily.
"We're going so fast!! We must be doing a time warp!!" The daughter said.
Just then, a man with a golden shovel in hand danced out and began singing.
"LET'S DO THE TIME WARP…AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN!!"
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"AAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!" Kaorin snapped awake in bed, and sat straight up, panting heavily. She looked around. She was in her house, Kagura sleeping soundly next to her.
Kaorin looked to her nightstand, and saw an empty soda can there.
"I need to stop drinking soda before bed." Kaorin told herself, before settling herself back down, and falling back asleep.
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Author's notes: this came about with a random discussion on the message board I hang out at. Apparently, stories have been written where the relationships don't really build like they're supposed to. They just go in super fast motion.
That's when this idea came to mind.
Special thanks to Funari for a bit of an outline to this.
And Special thanks to AR for liking that Time Warp song so much XD
-JBK2K1