Random Fun

Note: For those that may not know Mr. Xvious (aka Will), he is really into earthquakes and natural disasters, even to the point of writing fanfictions about them.

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Will was in his second day of class.

"So…" he started. "now that we're all back together, is there anything you kids want to ask me?"

"I do!" A child in the front said. "You're not Japanese, are you?"

"No, I am not." Will said with a gentle smile. "I am actually from Britain."

"So…why did you become a teacher in Japan?" Nekosa asked.

"BECAUSE I LIKE EARTHQUAKES AND STUFF!!"

An awkward silence befell the students.

Will then cleared his throat. "Erm…moving along."

…

The class was now in art, with Will as their teacher.

Nekosa came walking up to Pan. "Hey Pan, what did you draw?"

"I drew the rain… I know how the rain feels…" Pan replied.

"Oh… I drew the sunshine, and this is my Okaasan and Otousan with me!!" Nekosa said, holding up the picture.

"Oh!!" Koyomiko said in an angered tone. "I just wish I could get this right…"

Koyomiko held up the Mona Lisa. "I just can't seem to get her hair down…"

Pan and Nekosa stared with one very puzzled look.

The three of them then looked up at the front, where Will was drawing his picture.

"Sensei, what are you drawing?" Nekosa asked pleasantly.

Will then showed his drawing to the whole class. "I'm drawing people dying in a blazing inferno of destruction."

The whole class went utterly silent in horror.

And Will continued. "And see the crack in the ground? There was an earthquake. And see how the buildings look wet? There was a typhoon after the earthquake before the fires started…"

"I don't think I wanna be an artist…" Nekosa said in horror.

…

"Oh, silly Koharu" The Karate Master said. "We don't learn Karate the old-fashioned away anymore…we have technology."

"Eh?" Koharu asked, tilting her head. "How do we learn it nowadays?"

…

(A few moments later)

Koharu opened her eyes…

"I know Kung-fu."

…

Sakaki, Kagura, Osaka, Chiyo, Yomi, and Tomo are all in a swimsuit changing area.

"You know…" Osaka stared. "Ah been seein' more an' more fanfictions where tha' women are in the changin' rooms, and if one of 'em's in love with the other, they usually stare at the naked body of their lovers…"

Yomi sighed. "Honestly, why do people think we are a bunch of…" Yomi caught something out of the corner of her eye. "Tomo…why are you staring at Sakaki?"

"So when she gets naked, people will think we're in love, and write fanfictions about us!!" Tomo declared.

"U-um…" Chiyo stuttered. "Tomo-chan, I don't think that's how it…"

"QUIET!! I WANT MY BABIES TO HAVE HER HUGE KNOCKERS!!" Tomo retorted angrily.

Sakaki covered her breasts in embarrassment.

…

Tomo is sitting there playing video games.

"WHOO-HOO!! I beat Level 2 already!! I'm on fire, baby!!"

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHT!!

Tomo is now covered in a white foam.

"Osaka…not literally…"

"ooooooooooh…" Osaka replied, leaving to return the fire extinguisher.

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Sakaki, Kagura, Osaka, Tomo, and Yomi all went over to Chiyo's house.

"Hi, girls!" Chiyo piped happily as the girls entered. There was a man standing next to her…

"Geez… who's the guy, Chiyo?" Tomo asked. "Your boyfriend?"

"No…" Chiyo replied. "This is my father…"

Suddenly, both Osaka's and Sakaki's eyes rolled into the back of their heads, and they fell to the ground, foaming from the mouth.

"BLASPHEMEY!!"

The shout shook the ground as Chiyo-chichi suddenly sprang up from nowhere.

"WOAH!!" Kagura screamed, falling down.

BOOM!!

And the man standing next to Chiyo was completely decimated.

"I SHALL DESTROY THE BLASPHEMER!!"

And Chiyo-chichi flew into the air…. And suddenly…

H-hey wait!! Holycrap he's here!! Guys, listen, he's real!1 Chiyo-chichi is here, and he's I think he's go

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Author's notes: This is a note to you all to never commit such a blasphemous crime as Jamesbondkid2001 has.

I shall be watching you.

Fare thee well to all,

Chiyo-chichi

PS. I cannot tell you how hard it is to type without a thumb.