"I remember the first time I saw Edward in his boxers," Tanya went on looking dreamily into space. I had to fight back a laugh. Edward would never let a girl see him in his boxers on purpose. I had to wonder to what lengths she went to see this. Rosalie and Alice were waiting for me to start my own reminiscing. I wanted to wait for just the right moment.

"I love kissing his cheek his skin is so smooth," Tanya said with a sigh.

"Kissing his lips is better," I said.

"Oh," Tanya said looking at me, "You two can kiss?"

"Oh yeah. And just a bit more," I said with a laugh.

"Oh," Tanya said clenching her fists.

"I remember the first time we kissed, I passed out because it was so nice," I said as Tanya's anger and agitation grew. She muttered something that sounded like "Stupid human".

Alice was giggling silently. Tanya's eyes flashed in anger.

"Oh Tanya, did I tell you he wrote me a song. He wrote it just for me and he hums it to me every night until I fall asleep."

"Is that all you two do at night? Listen to him hum some song?"

"We do other stuff before that but it isn't just any song. He wrote it for me because he loves me."

"How nice," Tanya said standing up. "I am going for a run. Would anyone like to join me?"

"I will!" Alice said jumping up acting a little too enthusiastic.

"Lets go Alice," Tanya said in a shaky voice.

Once the two of them were out of hearing range Both Rosalie and I burst into laughter.

"That was amazing Bella!" Rose said through her laughter. "We know now that it doesn't take much to anger her. Alice is getting something that we are going to need. That's why she agreed to go."

"What is it?" I asked.

"Oh you'll see," Rose said smiling wickedly.

When Alice and Tanya got back, we were all set up for another surprise for Tanya. I was sitting next to Edward on the piano bench and he played my song. Tanya stood behind Edward as he finished.

"That was beautiful Edward," Tanya purred, "Can it be my song? Everyone in your family seems to have one except me."

"That's because you're not immediate family Tanya. And this song was already written for someone."

"Who?" Tanya asked keeping her voice light.

"Me," I said turning to Tanya. "That was the song he wrote for me. I told you about it earlier. I told you it was beautiful."

"I see," Tanya said. "Edward? Perhaps you could write me a song."

"Not at the moment," Edward said putting an arm around me and holding me tightly against him. "Right now I'm working on songs for my wedding to Bella."

"Some other time then," Tanya said, her voice tight. She turned and gracefully walked up the stairs. I heard her door close. Edward began Esme's song and I walked over to the big comfy crème colored leather couch beside the piano where Alice and Rose sat with a bottle of clear liquid. They both were holding it far away from them. But they also looked very proud of themselves.

"What's that?" I asked.

Rosalie swept we up in her arms and called, "Alice and I are going to take Bella out we'll be back soon!"

I minute or so later, I found myself in a clearing somewhere in the woods.

I merely stared at Alice after she had explained. "Oh my," I said after a minute. This is going to be fun.

Later, we had Esme lure Tanya out of her room. We quickly did our job and then jumped into the shower. Rosalie and Alice both made sure that there was no trace of our guilt. Alice blow dried my hair and made it pin straight. I made no complaints as she played Barbie Bella today. I sat silently reading my old battered copy of Wuthering Heights.

Alice wouldn't let me see what I looked like until after she was finished.

I was dressed in a knee length, navy blue, spaghetti strapped dress. I had strappy white high heels on and hair was so straight that it came to my butt. I did not look like clumsy, accident prone, Bella. I looked like a graceful, beautiful, vampire. I smiled, happy with my look. I walked, slowly up to Edward's room. He was standing looking at his CD collection, his back towards me.

"Hi," I said quietly.

"Hi, where ha-" he stopped mid sentence when he turned and saw me. His jaw had dropped. He stood there gaping at me. I felt my cheeks burn and his eyes went wide. He walked slowly over to me.

"You look beautiful," he whispered.

"Thank you," I said. He leaned down and pressed his ice-cold lips to my forehead, my cheek and finally he kissed my lips and felt my cheeks burn hotter. I wished I could stop blushing. It had to make him uncomfortable. I heard something clear their throat in the doorway. Edward began to pull away but I wrapped my arms around his neck and pulled him closer. Then suddenly he went stiff and pulled away. I turned around and saw Tanya staring wide-eyed at the two of us.

Edward backed away from the door his nose wrinkled. "Tanya? What's that smell?"

"It's my new perfume. Do you like it?" she asked walking closer to him.

"You smell like a wet dog," he said backing up against the wall.

"I smell like a what?" she asked.

"A dog. You smell like a werewolf," Edward said holding his nose.

Tanya turned to me and glared as though she would try to kill me with her stare.

I smiled sweetly at her. Suddenly she was gone. I heard yells and Rosalie scream "She was with Werewolves! What were you doing with them to get that smell all over you?"

I collapsed in giggles. Edward stared at me.

"Oh my god. What did you guys do?"

"I didn't…" I began but Emmett cam into the room.

"Hey guys! Tanya had sex with a werewolf. Stay away from her, she smells!"

Typical Emmett.

Thanks to NathalieCullen13 for the great ideas. If anyone has any ideas for this story please send me a message. Please Review if you have time.