Author Notes: Hey everyone…uh… right. First things first. I do not know if I can fit all of your introductions in this chapter, but I promise, EVERYONE WILL BE AN EVENTUAL PART OF THIS STORY! Also NO MORE OCS! God, it's hot, and I'm overworked… I need some ice cream!
If I forgot your Oc tell me in a review.
Secret of the Blade
"You see? This is why you don't go into the girl's locker room dressed as a girl," Tech explained as Alex was inside a trashcan, tied up with rope.
"Blah, blah, blah! HELP ME!" Alex ordered.
"Well he got past the doors. Farther then I thought he would," Baron joked as Gal and Olapen struggled to get Alex out of the rope.
"I'll take that as a compliment."
"Excuse me…Uh…Alex Stargazer?"
"That's me!" Alex greeted as Olapen and Gal tried to pull him out of the trashcan. "What's u- AHHH!" Alex yelled as his hands slipped away from the girl's and he fell back in the trash.
"I'm Chaos, Chaos Ex," the boy in a Wolfblade outfit and with strange black and white hair. "I was told to find you from Master Tsuba; he wants to talk to you."
"Master Tsuba? Alex?" Veronica asked. "Let's go!"
"Guys!"
"Right after we get Alex out."
"Awww!" Alex laughed. "How cute?" Alex said to a small creature.
The alien creature had yellow fur, with a white mask that had red and black marks. He also had a black kimono with two big yellow ears.
"What's your name, little guy?" Alex laughed and Baron joined along.
"Guys, stop annoying the little guy," Caim ordered.
"…Kesshi jika ikeike."
"Huh?"
"Run… now," Chaos Ex advised as he motioned everyone back.
Suddenly the little animal took out a double laser saber from behind his back and let out a loud battle cry. "Ojike ware!"
"AHHHH!?" the two screamed as the saber wielding alien attacked them. The two ran off as it chased them, swinging its blade around.
"Twag!"
Everyone turned to see a man in a yellow Japanese outfit, with old gray hair and wrinkles walked over. He walked over to the students, and everyone bowed their head, except Alex over course.
"You Tsube?"
"That is Tsuba. And yes, I am. I take you are Alexander?" the old man asked.
"That's me!"
"Bow!" his friends yelled and grabbed his collar and pulled him down. When he was down, everyone said in unison, "Hello Master Tsuba."
"At ease," Tsuba smiled. "Twag, do not attack the guest next time."
"Sorry, Master," the alien, Twag, said, bowing his head.
"Wait, he talks English?" Baron asked. "Why didn't you earlier?"
"If I had, you wouldn't like what I said, would you?" Twag asked.
"What did you say?"
"You don't want to know," Chaos Ex answered.
"So…why'd you bring me here all alone, Master Yoda?" Alex asked as Tsuba led the boy into his private bedroom. The room was of course, Asian style, with small trees, paper lamps, and paper walls.
"That's Tsuba… I knew your Father, Chan. We caused much mischief in our prime."
"My Dad? Mischief? Atleast I know who I got it from."
"He gave you a weapon. Correct?"
Alex's expression suddenly turned serious and he placed a hand on his pocket. "How did you know?"
"I made it, along with your Father. It uses a special type of metal for the hilt, with a… very rare type of energy. It can be touched, like a metal, but is sharper than most known types of energy. You're holding a very powerful weapon."
"Great… So my Dad's hobbies were mischief, and making doom weapons?" Alex asked. "Wonder what Mom did as a teen? Street Racing? Werewolf Biker Gang? Game Designer?"
"You have your Father's wit. Of course, I cannot allow a weapon in the hands of a novice to exist."
"No way!" Alex yelled, and took a fighting stance. "This is one of the few things I have of my Dad, its mine! You'll have to kill me first!"
"I meant no such thing. I meant, train you to fight with that blade."
"…Huh?"
"If you can dodge wrenches, you can use a sword! FIRE!!" Tsuba screamed and all of his students, including Alex's friends and Twag, threw wrenches at the Star Captain.
"AHHHH!!" Alex screamed as wrenches galore flew at him. "Frag! Frag! FRAG!" he screamed as he ducked, jumped, and ran from the metal tools.
"This is the most fun we've ever had!" Caim laughed as he threw a tool, hitting Alex's head.
"Like he didn't have enough brain damage," Baron joked as he threw a wrench.
"Alex!" Gal yelled. "How you holding up?" she asked, not throwing any wenches.
"Mommy? Is it nappy time yet?"
"Um…Maybe we should stop?" Olapen asked.
"Why? He's fine!" Caim and Baron laughed.
"If you can run up and along a wall, you can use a sword!" Tsuba explained, pointing at the class wall.
"Sigh. Fine, fine," the bruised Alex Stargazer sighed. He looked at the wall and closed his eyes. "HA!" he yelled and ran at the wall. Suddenly a student who was watching held out his foot and tripped him, making Alex fall and crash into the wall, face first.
"Kaiser!" Tsuba yelled.
"What?! Ya gotta admit, that was funny!" the GEAR Student, Kaiser laughed.
"…True, true."
"I think my nose is bleeding…"
"If you can limbo, then you can use a sword."
"I gotta say... this is just getting silly!" Alex yelled as party music was heard and Caim and Kaiser held the limbo stick. "Here goes!" he said and snapped his figures and did a little shake as he bended down and began going under the limbo stick.
"How low can you go? How low can you go?" the crowd cheered.
For this challenge, that Star Captain did very well! Until the 'event' happened, that is.
Kaiser suddenly took a deep breathe and loudly sneezed, letting go off the limbo and making Caim jump in surprise, also letting go.
The results led to one unconscious Alex, lying on the ground.
"Ouch…"
"If you can dodge traffic-"
"I know, I know," Alex groaned, walking into the street. "Sigh…THIS SUCKS!" he screamed as a hovercraft drove to him. Alex saw and jumped in the air and grabbed the top of it. "WOOOOHHHOOOO!!" the Stargazer boy screamed. He then looked down to see the driver and his eyes widened. "Speed Racer?"
"Do you know where they're shooting Speed Racer 2 at?"
"I dunno, but I don't think it's through that TREE WERE ABOUT TO HIT!" Alex screamed as he saw the hovercraft they were in flying towards a tree. "AHHHHH!!"
"I see it!" Speed yelled and pressed the 'Control A' button. Suddenly two car jacks came out of the bottom of the rear of the car and flipped the craft over the tree.
"JUMP JACKS RULE!!" Alex screamed.
"If you ca-"
"No."
"Huh?"
"Just give me a blade, and someone to fight, and Let. Me. Go. HOME!"
"Very well. Rose! Chaos Ex! Kaiser! Gear! Practice with Alex!" Mater Tsuba ordered.
One girl and three boys walked over, each holding a weapon. One boy and the girl both wore average GEARS Students uniforms, they were Rose and Kaiser, and had energy sais, one each. Chaos had a yellow energy spear, and Gear had a Runehawk Uniform with matching bandanna, and an energy sai.
"Isn't four against one wrong?" Alex asked.
"Would you prefer facing me?" Twag asked.
"Nah, I'm good," Alex smiled as the four surrounded him.
"Catch!" Tech yelled and threw Alex the Zero Blade.
"Go Rose!" Gal cheered, breaking her usual shy attitude.
"Gal!"
"GO! KICK HIS BUTT!" Olapen cheered.
"OLAPEN!" Alex screamed. "Oh come on! I'm your Captain for Pete's sake!"
"HA!" Kaiser yelled and tried attacking Alex with his energy sai, but Alex jumped back. "Get cha head in the game!"
"We brake into song and dance, and I'm leaving!" Chaos yelled as he jumped kicked Alex, making the Star Captain hit the wall.
"I hope you don't hold this against me!" Rose yelled as she tackled Alex. "I actually want to join your crew after this so I can hang out with Rose!"
"Oh right! Hire the girl who just tried to poke three holes in my head!" Alex yelled as he kicked Rose off.
"I would two, if ya don't mind!" Gear asked, nearly cutting Alex's head off with his sai. "I mean, you are the son of Chan Stargazer, right? I'm sure you can find a few good adventures, and I want in!"
"I'll think about hiring all of you! AS SOON AS YOU STOP TRYING TO KILL ME!!" Alex screamed, dodging the sai and then back flipping over Chaos's energy spear.
Suddenly Kaiser ducked down and tripped him, making him fall face first. The four warriors then quickly surrounded Alex, making a square.
Alex…
"Oh frag! Now I've lost my mind!" Alex yelled.
Alex…
"Not listening…Not listening…"
ALEX LISTEN TO ME OR I'M TAKING AWAY YOUR MAGAZINES!!
"Yes sir!"
"Who's he talking to?" Tech asked.
"I have no idea," Olapen answered.
"Think he's lost it?" Gal asked.
"Don't you need to have it, before you lose it?" Veronica asked, joking.
"I HEARD THAT!"
"Sorry!" Veronica yelled, but though if she really was… That's for you to decide, I suppose.
Focus Alex.
"Wait a second…Dad?"
Took ya long enough.
"Advice pops?" Ale asked as everyone stared at him. "Preferably a good one. If people think I'm both crazy, and a loser… I'll look a tad bit weird."
True that, Brother.
"…No Dad. No slang. Please."
Sorry, ahem. Use the Force!
"What?"
…Press the button on the hilt.
"….Why did no one notice that?" Alex asked as he saw a button on the hilt. HE pressed down on it, but suddenly felt a sharp poke. "Ow!"
You'll need a sharp piece of metal poking you for your DNA.
DNA LOCKED IN.
Suddenly Alex felt the Zero Blade glow as he felt a small power surge within it. He held the hilt in the air as a blinding white light emitted from it.
"BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL… I HAVE THE POWER!"
From the blade, a silver light shot out of it and glowed bright. It then grew wider and where once was a line, now laid a blade of amazing power. The blade was silver, and much bigger than a normal sword. Alex went down with the weight, but quickly stood back up correctly.
"Bring it!" Alex ordered, holding the large sword.
Rose and Kaiser both jumped up to attack Alex, but with single attack with the blunt part of the sword, the two hit the wall. "YEAH BABY!"
"Focus Stargazer!" Tsuba ordered as Alex was tackled by Gear and Chaos.
"Give them a left!" Veronica cheered.
POW!
"No YOU give THEM a left, not the other way around!"
"I'm warning you! I'm Asian! I know Kung-Fu!" Alex screamed as he was thrown to the wall. "Ow."
"Yow!" Alex yelled, ducking under Gear's sai and Chaos's spear. "Batter up!" he yelled as he suddenly began spinning with his sword. The results led to the blunt side of the sword and ran them both into the wall.
"Victory for Alex," Tsuba yelled. "Congratulations."
"YES!" Alex cheered as the Zero Blade turned off. He then put the blade in his pocket and snapped his fingers and moved from left to right. "Everybody was kung-fu fighting! HA! With fist as fast as lightning! HA! In fact it was a little bit frightening!"
"ENOUGH!" everyone screamed.
"So Alex, what house you thinking of joining?" Caim asked.
"House?"
"Yeah, there are three. Wolfblade, Runehawk, and Mystraven," Chaos explained. "Each focus on a different style. Strength, Energy, and Pranks."
"Are pranks really a style?" Olapen asked.
"No clue."
"Hmm… I'll check it out. See what I can find!"
"AHHHHH!!"
"What happened?" Baron asked Alex was thrown out of the Runehawk house.
"I guess Runehawk girls don't like it when you touch their butts…or breast."
"You are such a pervert," the girls all said, shaking their heads.
"Maybe we should try Mystraven?" Kaiser suggested. "I'm sure they'll take Alex's wild personality better."
"Hi, I'd like to join Mystraven," Alex said as he walked into the House, seeing some weird artifacts, including a face on the wall that seemed to stare at him.
Alex was met with a lady with purple skin, long greenish hair, yellow eyes, and purple outfit with white and gold highlights.
"Okay, I'm Casca! Oooo! You're cute!" she admitted. "I know the perfect kind of intro test for you," she admitted and touched Alex's butt, giving it a pinch.
"HEY!" the Star Captain yelled. "Uh… I'm uh… Alex…"
"Alex? Cute name," she whispered as she neared closer, touching Alex's butt again.
"AHHHHHHHHH!!" Alex screamed, running out of the House.
"What happened?" Tech asked.
"Let's just say…I can give you a vivid picture of Casca's personality…" Alex said.
"Okay, tell us. What happened?" Gal asked, taking Alex's shoulder in hand. "I'm a medic, if you're hurt…"
"Only mentally… And I promise to tone down flirting with all girls. PROMISE!"
"Really?" Veronica asked, hopeful.
"Probably not."
"Not surprising," Gear sighed.
"Sigh… I need a vacation…" Alex whispered. He walked aimlessly through the hallway, but heard a yell. "Huh?" he asked and walked over to a door. He opened it a bit and his eyes widened.
He was met with two girls…in white outfits… covered in sweat… and wrestling.
"Holy fragger…" Alex whispered.
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Halle-
"Enough!" Alex ordered the GEARS Choir.
"Sorry," the Students said, walking off.
Alex shook his head in annoyance and looked to see a sign on the back of the wall.
W.F.W.
Wolfblade Female Wrestlers.
"Hi, I'd like to join Wolfblade!" Alex greeted, running into the dorm, through the wall, making an Alex shaped hole.
END
BLOOPERS!
"Dance Scene! TAKE 4!" Blade100 yelled.
"Gitchy gitchy ya ya ta ta!" Alex sang.
"CUT!" Blade100 ordered. "Take 5!"
"I like Big Butts and I cannot lie! You other brothers can't deny!" Alex sang.
"CUT! TAKE 6!"
"Bow chicka-wow-wow!"
"Cut…Take 7."
"We're all this together! Once we know, that we are, we're all stars and we see that! We're all in this together!"
"We're going to get sued for this, ya know," Tech said.
"Fight scene, take 4!"
"Ya gotta get cha! Get cha head in the game!" Kaiser sang.
"You gotta get'cha, get'cha, get'cha, get'cha head in the game!" everyone sang along.
"CUT!"
"Meeting with Master Tsuba! Take…where's Alex?" Blade100 asked.
"I think he went into the Janitor's Closet," the Cameraman answered.
"Sigh… Come on," Blade100 ordered leading the stars to the Closet. He opened the door and everyone's eyes widened to see two people inside, one boy, and one girl.
"…"
"Uh… I bet this looks REALLY weird, huh?" Alex asked as he held a blonde girl around his age in his arms and both of their shirts were on the ground. Not to mention he had lipstick marks over his body.
"… She's not even supposed to be on set for another two episodes!" Blade100 screamed.
"…Can we atleast finish here?" the girl asked, petting Alex's chest.
"…Ten minutes," Blade100 sighed and closed the door.
END
As an author, you should never be happy with where you are. You must always strive to be better.
I don't know about this chapter, I liked the bloopers, but the rest…eh.
Also go read the stories Lunar Shadow: A MechQuest Fanfic and Officer Misako: Case of the Amoresi. They're both good if you ask me, well on their way of being the second best stories here… But mine's first… Read and Review!"