Iolair. That's Celtic for Eagle!
"I need back up on my left!" Gal yelled as her standard mecha opened fire.
"Watch your six Cain!" Kaiser yelled as his Wolfblade mecha fought the mecha off. "I need back up in Sector 3; I've got three enemy units coming at me!"
"Three by three, coming at 7 o clock!" Rose yelled as her Cheetah mech sliced another one in half.
"Olapen and I have them!" Baron yelled he and Olapen opened fire on approaching mecha.
"Alex, hurry up on that run!" Veronica yelled.
"We're trying!" Alex yelled over the radio. "Chaos, drive straight!" Alex ordered as laser fire flew around the car. "Frag! This is a rental you fraggers!" Alex yelled.
"Gear, Alex, Tech! Give me cover fire!" Chaos ordered as another car drove over. Suddenly swords shot out of the car and into our heroes', trapping them side to side. "I can't move!"
"On it!" Alex smiled. "Gear, you have to finish the mission!" Alex yelled. "Tech, you're with me!"
"What? Alex!" Gear began, but the two heroes had already jumped through the window and swung up to the roof. "Agh! I can't believe this!" he yelled as he grabbed the package and looked at Chaos. "How much further!?"
On top of the van, four guys attacked Tech and Alex. The Star Captain pulled out his Zero Blade and with one move, slammed two away with the blunt side of his sword.
"What's the point of having a sword if I never use the sharp part?" Alex asked
With Tech, he was stuck between two bad guys. One threw a punch at him, but he dodged and the man punched his partner. Guy 2 tried to kick Tech, but the hero jumped out of the way, and Guy 1 got the blow. This process continued for a while, with Tech dodging and the two guys beating each other. The two finally fell to the ground, unconcious.
"I maybe a nerd, but I'm the most awesome nerd EVER!" Tech smiled
"But you're still a nerd."
"Shut up Alex."
"Any minute now!" the Wolfblade warrior yelled. "We're here! I'm going to help out Kaiser and the others, you gonna be okay?"
"Peachy! GO!" Gear ordered and ran out the van. He looked to see Tech and Alex wrestling off some guys and threw them off the van. They then jumped down to Gear and they ran to the target.
"Freeze!" a voice yelled and a large mecha walked between them and their target. He brought down his buzz saw and nearly hit our heroes, but ended up destroying their van.
"That was a rental!" Alex yelled. "Oh well, I used Caim's money anyways. Take cover!" the Star Captain ordered as the mecha aimed his gun at them. Suddenly a hundreds pierced the mecha's chest and a blade sliced off its head.
"You okay?" Chaos asked, as he piloted his SDF-mecha, with the others running over in their mechas.
"Guys! We're out of time! GEAR GO!" Tech ordered, looking at his watch.
Gear nodded and charged forward. He navigated as best he could through the mecha debris and came to the target. He saw the door and held the package close. He ran to the door and pressed on the alert button. The door swung opened and Gear smiled.
"Mecharoni Pizza, with your Galaxy Size Bacon and Extra Cheese Pizza with Black Hole Sauce!"
"Aw thanks dude! I was waiting for th- Is that my car?" Worsh asked, seeing that Caim's mecha was standing on his car, or what was left of it.
"Shut up and pay us," Gear ordered.
"But my ca-"
"Money now!"
"So how much we get?" Baron asked.
"Well an equal split between us all….one credit each," Tech sighed.
"This sucks…" Alex said. "How could it get any worst?"
"Will Star Captain Alex Stargazer and his crew please report to my office? Thank you."
"Frag! Alex, what did you do?!" Veronica asked.
"NOTHING!"
FLASHBACK
"Okay Tech, hold this line while I go get the answers for the test," Alex smiled. The two of them were in the air vents, though that was a rather bad plan as neither had a map and Alex was working on instinct.
And he's the hero of the story.
"Alex, there are other options than cheating."
"But I already tried flirting with Professor Denara!"
"Fli- WHAT?! Alex, she's like three times your age!"
"And yet she's still pretty hot. I think its cause she's a blond. I like blondes."
"You like a lot of girls. Which I find disturbing."
"You going to play 'Pick on Alex' all day or do you want to play 'Shut Up and Helping Alex Cheat?!'"
"I prefer 'Pick on Alex.'"
"….Shut up and take the fragging rope."
After much arguing and sexual jokes. Tech submitted and held the rope and
Alex slid down the small hole they made and looked around.
"AHHHH!" Gal screamed, covering her body.
"Huh? Gal! What are you doing in your underwear in class!?" Alex yelled, he then realized what he said and smiled, drool went on his lips. "Hellllllllooooo!"
"ALEX!" Olapen yelled. "What are you doing!?"
"Huh? Olapen! You're almost naked two…I don't know what's going on, but I like it!" Alex laughed, seeing many other girls changing their clothes. "Hey there sexy ladies!"
"Alex! You're in the Girl's Locker Room!"
"Ohhh!" Alex nodded. He suddenly smiled and a perverted smile. "Ohhh…" He then realized the girls were nearing him. "Oh…TECH! Pull me up! Pull me up! PULL ME UP!!" Alex screamed, as the girls surrounded him. "GET AWAY YOU CRAZED HOT HARPIES!!"
"……Let's just get going," Alex sighed.
"I'm glad you're all here, I have a favor I need to ask of you," Warlic explained.
"Does it involve hot girls?"
"No, Alex."
"Sexy girls?"
"No."
"Cute girls?"
"No."
"Okay, if it involves ugly girls I'm leaving!"
"ALEX! Ahem… I need you to investigate the Soluna Defense Force last known location. Captain Sys-Zero investigated earlier and so far has so reported back. IF you do, I will tell you the location of some Starship parts."
"Starship parts? Can't you just give us a ship?" Baron asked.
"No, most ships have been damaged thanks to the war. I heard the ladies LOVE a man in a Starship."
"LET'S ROCK!" Alex yelled.
"…Our Star Captain is an idiot," Veronica said.
"See anything?" Tech asked as his spider mech walked around the abandon city. The others were following, weapons up and ready with Alex and Zero in the lead.
"Nothing here," Rose answered in her leopard like mech.
"This place is a mess," Veronica said. "It looks like a bomb went off."
"…"
"Alex?" Gal asked, walking over with her standard mecha. "You're thinking about your Dad, aren't you?"
"What do you want?"
"Alex, it'll help if you talk to one of us. We're here for you."
"I have enemies on radar. Find cover and get ready to rock," Gear yelled. "Get into positions!"
Everyone quickly found cover with the large buildings and readied their weapons. Footsteps shook the ground as the beast neared and they heard a low growl.
"GODZILLA!!" Kaiser screamed as the beast was seen. Its green skin mangled with black Shadowscythe technology, black as night eyes and two small wings on its back
A gun sat on its head and its arms were robotic and black with white claws
"That's a Kaiju! It looks like they altered it!" Tech yelled as the gun began firing. Destroying their cover and blasting rubble all around them.
"Tech, Gear, Olapen take left, Veronica, Kaiser, Chaos, and Gal take right. Everyone else with me in a full frontal assault!" Alex ordered.
The others followed their orders and opened fire on the Kaiju. The beast jumped forward, going right into the frontal team's attack. Rose clawed at the monster and Baron punched it back.
Alex ran from behind them and Zero jumped into the air, delivering a kick into the Kaiju, making it hit a building.
The beast roared and grabbed a large sign that said, TIBATTLEONIA, and threw it at our heroes. Alex ducked under it and pulled out Zero's pistol. He opened fire on the Kaiju as the others began firing two, making the beast roar with pain as its green blood stained the ground.
The beast fell against a building, finally dead. The others turned away, but Kaiser noticed something.
"Guys, look! A black box."
"Give it to me, I'll hook it up to my mecha so we can view it," Caim explained and his mecha was handed it. He brought it up to his cockpit and opened it up walking out. He grabbed the black box and hooked it into the insides of his mecha.
Suddenly the Terror of Death shot a light out of its eyes and made a screen appear on a building, like a movie theater.
5, 4, 3, 2
"Hey guys! Look! A bunny!" Baron laughed as his mecha made a bunny shadow with his hands.
"Baron, get the frag away!"
"Alright, alright! Sorry….jerk."
"Dude, what are you doing?" a solider asked.
"Check it out, Mike, I've decided to videotape a day in the SDF, you know for documentaries."
"Or videogames."
"Or videog- look just let me work!"
"Alright, alright, calm down du-"
"Unknown Flying Objects coming in! All SDF pilots to their shi-"
BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
"Dude! Move!" a solider yelled as he was vaporized by lasers from the sky, seemingly endless. Shadowscythe airships flew from the sky and shot down lasers, killing dozens of troops.
Dude ran to a nearby tank and jumped in, opening fire, taking out an air ship with a cannon blast. Where one was destroyed, three followed as more ships appeared in the sky.
Suddenly the ground shook as a large Shadowscythe Mobile Base appeared out of nowhere. It opened fire, killing dozens and unloaded an army of Shadowscythe.
One of which ran at Dude's tank and literally ripped it open with its bare hands, and attacked the soldier.
The last sound was the sound of a scream of pain, and then…silence.
"Let's get back to Warlic and report," Alex ordered, already walking back to Soluna City. He stepped on the sign the Kaiju tried hitting him with, it broke and on it said BATTLEON.
"From an abandon city, to a junkyard… anyone else thinks Warlic hates us?" Chaos asked as they piloted their mechas through the junkyard.
"No, he just hates you," Rose joked, walking by.
"Hahahaha….Seriously?"
"I think I found an engine!" Veronica yelled. "…Or a really old fridge!"
"I got a hull!" Olapen yelled.
"Alex?"
"I don't want to talk, Gal," Alex responded, kicking over a rock.
"Alex, you know you can't keep these feelings inside you."
"Did you have your Father die in your arms? Did you see him die for your life!? He was a war hero and he died because of his son!" Alex yelled. "I killed him, not those Shadowscythe! It's my fault he's dead!" he yelled.
"Alex, you don't know that. You don't know what would've happen. He may have died either way. Think about it, if you hadn't gone down to try and save him, you wouldn't be here… none of us would be. You're Father wouldn't blame you, he loved you, and he was happy to give his life for you."
"…Sigh…you're right. Thank Gal."
"You two going to make out or can we get to work?" Olapen laughed.
"…I wouldn't argue with making out."
"Alex…"
"Alright, alright. The option is there Gal, that's all I'm saying."
"Guys, I've found a turret!" Kaiser yelled.
"Does it work?" Gear asked.
BAM!
"Hehehe…sorry Gear…Uhh… IT WORKS!" Kaiser chuckled.
"Cute," Gear groaned. He then heard beeping on his mecha's radar. "Guys! Shadowscythe!"
"You have got to be kidding!" Baron yelled as he saw the black dots in the air. The black dots suddenly shot out lasers, nearly hitting them. "Scatter!"
"Kaiser on turret! Rose, find one and help him out!" Alex ordered.
"On it!" the two yelled.
"Everyone else aim and open fire!"
"We will rock you!" Gear laughed as his mecha, the Omega, the Omega had a completely tan body, with teal streaks forming the Omega symbol on the forearms, shoulders, and knees with two wings reached from the shoulder to the knee. On its left arm was a Supreme Repeater, and the Omega symbol withdrew, and a huge chaingun came out of it. Its right arm had the Omega Blade, a very spiky energy blade which forms out of the Omega symbol.
Well that fun explaining all that… ON WITH THE STORY!!
"…Does anyone else think Blade100's crazy?" Baron asked when suddenly Baron tripped over a bug and died.
"BLADE100!" Caim yelled. "You can't kill a main character like that!"
FINE…A BAR OF SOAP?
"NO!"
FINE…BAON LIVES…
"I don't think the Author likes me."
"I know he doesn't like you," Veronica giggled.
BACK TO THE PLOT!
"Oh right, flying Shadowscythe of Death," Caim said, his voice dripping with joy as he was tackled by a Shadowscythe Orbo.
"Let's fly!" Alex yelled and flew into the air and tackled Slidz. The two wrestled in the air until Caim and his mecha threw Orbo at them, knocking the Shadowscythe into Slidz.
Alex then quickly flew over with Zero and grabbed him. "You okay?"
"I'd feel better on the ground!"
"Guys! Open fire!"
"Give us a second; Tech needs to set up the Weapons Targeting system!" Gear yelled as Tech went out of his mecha and began setting up the targeting systems.
"…Is it me or do they look like Arcade games?" Kaiser questioned.
"Not the time for fourth wall breaking!" Rose yelled as they tried to shoot Slidz and Orbo, who were chasing Alex and Caim.
"Can't you go faster?" Caim asked.
"I could, if I dropped you."
"The speed you're going at is fine."
ZAP!
"Hey! That's a custom paint job!" Caim yelled as a laser skimmed the Terror of Death's leg. He then aimed his hand cannon and fired, but the flying mechas easily dodged it. "Plan?"
"I can't fight while I'm holding you!"
"You're not dropping me!" Caim yelled as they flew through a small cave.
"What's a cave doing in a junkyard? Especially one big enough for Mechas?" Caim asked.
UH…MADE BY A LAVA FLOW AND IT HARDEN WITH THE METAL AND UH… DON'T QUESTION ME!
Suddenly Baron tripped over a bug.
"WHAT THE FRAG?!"
Alex suddenly stopped Zero's engine and landed inside the cave as Orbo and Slidz flew over them. He then grabbed the Terror of Death's hand and flew out the other side of the save.
"See? I know what I'm doing!"
"Look out!"
BAM!
"That was the worst flying…ever…of all time."
"Not my fault…Someone put a wall in my way," Alex said as they crashed onto a pile of junk. Slidz and Orbo flew over and aimed their guns at the two heroes, who did nothing in response.
Before a shot could be fired a wave of bullets hit Slidz, making holes in his head and body. A blade followed, slicing Slidz in half and the remains exploded, with a fiery boom.
"Good timing," Caim groaned, getting his mecha up.
"You're welcome," Olapen smiled as she, Gal, and Gear inspected the bodies.
"Look out!" Rose yelled as Orbo aimed its beam and fired at Gal. The Cheetah like mech dashed forward and with her laser laws sliced through the blades and cut Orbo in half. "You okay?"
"Yeah, thanks Rose."
"Hey guys!" Tech yelled. "Look what I found!" he yelled and walked over on foot, holding a Navigation Droid. "And Kaiser found a Shield Generator!"
"Then all we need is a Mechagizer Power Cell," Gear said. "Where we going to find that?"
"We could buy one?" Kaiser suggested walking over with said Generator in arm.
"With what money?" Chaos asked. "We're poor!"
"Where? WHERE? WHREEEEEEEE?!" Alex screamed. Suddenly a Mechagizer Power Cell fell from the sky and landed into Zero's hands. "Thank you Author."
WHATEVER… I SUGGSET YOU NAME THE SHIP AFTER ME… PLEASE?
"What ARE we going to call the ship?" Veronica asked.
"How about Millennium Falcon?" Kaiser asked.
"Taken," Alex said.
"Death Star?" Caim asked.
"We're the good guys. That's not a good guy name."
"X-Wing?" Baron asked.
"No more Star War references!"
"The USS Enterprise?" Gear asked.
"NO!"
"…Dragonark?" Gal asked.
"…What?"
"Dragonark? Why? Is it that bad?"
"That's… PERFECT! THE SS DRAGONARK!" Alex yelled. "Kinda has a, future meets past thing!"
GET THE REFERENCE TO ALEX THE ROUGE AND GET A COOKIE
"Okay, so we're the crew of the SS Dragonark!" Tech grinned. "Navigator."
"Pilot."
"Gunners!"
"Navigators."
"Ship Guard."
"Mechanic."
"System Ops!"
"Technician."
"Medic!"
"AND STAR CAPTAIN!" Alex yelled as they threw their hands into the air and cheered. "TO THE FUTURE!"
…
…
…
…
"Guys? Not to ruin the moment, but we still have to make the ship," Tech reminded.
"Okay, good luck Tech!" Alex smiled and flew off.
"May the Force be with you!" Kaiser yelled as he ran off.
"…COMING WARLIC!" Caim yelled, running off.
"Uh… Baron died. Now go away!" Baron ordered, running off.
"Well atleast you guys stayed," Tech thanked, but did not get an answer. He looked around and saw no one. "…Frag this!" he yelled, and walked off.
END
BLOOPERS!
"Falling Power Cell Take 3!" Blade100 yelled. "Action!"
Suddenly a Mechagizer Power Cell fell from the sky and landed in Zero's h-
"OW! My head!"
"Can we get a Medic over here?" Rose asked.
"Baron and Bug Take 7! Action!"
Suddenly Baron tripped over a bug…Baron.
"Guys? The bug is dead."
"Great, just great!" Alex sighed. "I'm going to go make out with my girlfriend."
"Alex and Tech's scene take 56! ACTION!"
After much arguing and sexual jokes. Tech submitted and held the rope and
Alex slid down the small hole they ma-
"AHHHHH!"
CRASH!
"Medic!"
"Sorry for dropping it!" Tech yelled.
"You did that on purpose!"
"I don't deny nor confirm!"
Take 57. Action!"
After much arguing and sexual jokes. Tech submitted and held the rope and
Alex slid down the small hole they ma-
"AHHHHH!"
CRASH!
"Med-AGH!" Alex screamed as Tech landed on top of him. "I am at a lost of words! OF HOW MUCH PAIN I'M IN RIGHT NOW!"
"Medic!"
"Take 58. Action."
"I'm not going down!"
"Don't be such a baby!"
"Baby? YOU FELL ON ME!"
"Look! Its safe! See?" Tech said, holding the rope. Suddenly Alex pushed Tech down the hole.
"HA!" Alex laughed, but saw the rope somehow got around his foot. "Aw FRAG!" he screamed and grabbed on to the vent, with Tech inches from the ground. "FRAG! YOU'RE HEAVY! SO HAVY! AHHH! PAIN! SOMEONE HELP M-"
"Take 59. Action."
After much arguing and sexual jokes. Tech submitted and held the rope and
Alex slid down the small hole they made and looked around.
"Hey! It worked!"
"YES BUT SAY YOUR LINES!" Blade100 yelled.
"Oh."
END
DOES ANYONE KNOW WHEN AQ WORLDS TAKE PLACE?! What time period? Five years after AQ, five years before DF? WHAT?!
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