Early April 1st
"It started out a normal day... Alex flirted with girls, Tech worked on the ship with Caim, Gear, and Chaos, Olapen, Gal, Rose, and I attacked Alex for stealing their clothes, and Kaiser and Baron was forced to save him... We had been called in for a mysterious attack by evil little girl ghost. I guess they thought that ten guys with laser weapons could take a little girl...I just hoped they were right."
"STOP THAT!" Caim ordered.
"Huh?" Veronica ordered.
"Stop narrating!" Tech ordered. "Its annoying."
"Yeah, and stop mentioning me in the past tense! Its rude, you know," Olapen added as they walked down the hall.
"Focus guys," Alex groaned, and moved his fingers through his hair.
"Something wrong Alex?" Gal asked.
"Have you guys ever wondered if this adventure, our entire lives, is pointless? I mean, what if our lives are just videogames? Or a fan fiction done by some nerd with too much free time?!" Alex yelled.
"...Have you ever wondered why we're fighting ghosts, and might I add, A LITTLE GIRL ghost with lasers?" Baron asked. "I mean, we might as well try to fight ghosts with dinner- FRAG!" Baron screamed as something grabbed him and pulled him behind a door.
"...What the heck is a dinner frag?" Gear asked. "Baron? Baron? Where's Baron?"
"He was right there a second ago," Chaos said.
'Yeah, but where is he NOW?"
"AAAAHHHHH! OH FRAG! GREAT CREATOR HELP ME!! AHHHHHH! OH! OH MAN! ITS BREAKING MY SPINE! AHHHHHHH!"
"I think he's in the next room...making bone crunching noises...and screaming at the top of his lungs," Chaos said.
"...Baron? You okay?" Rose asked.
"AAAAHHHHH!! OH MAN! OW! IT JUST SPRAYED ME WITH MACE! WHY WOULD IT DO THAT?!"
"Baron?"
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MY SPINE! PUT IT BACK! PUT IT BACK!"
"Ba-?"
"AHHHHHHHH! OH THE PAIN! SAVE ME!"
"Shouldn't we go help him?" Kaiser asked.
"Okay, hold on! We don't know for sure if he's in trouble," Alex said. "Baron? Hello? Do you need back up...? No response. I think he's good," Alex asked over the radio.
"AHHHHH!! SOMEONE HELP ME!"
"There! See!" Olapen yelled.
"AHHH! IT JUST ATE MY LEG!"
"What ate you leg?!" Gear asked. "What ate his leg?"
"I NEED MY LEGS!"
"He's gotta have his legs!"
"He's stopped...I think he's dead," Tech said.
"Baron? Baron do you read?" Alex asked over the radio. "Yeah, he's dea-"
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!! WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME ON THE RADIO!? AHHHHGGGHHH! JUST GET IN HERE AND START SHOOTING STUFF! AHHHH! THIS TIME I'M GOING TO DIE!! I MEAN IT...!"
"...Okay, its time to take some action!" Alex yelled. "Olapen, lets go in side by side...you first."
"Uh...okay," Olapen said, walking into the room. "GUYS! GUYS!"
"Guys if Olapen dies, I'll scream out James Wood. Then you rush in," Alex said.
"Why? Is Olapen's death the answer?" Tech asked. "And why a codeword? What if you can't remember it in a panic situation?"
"All this thinking is not going to help anyone!" Alex said, walking into the room.
"...If he yells James Wood, I'm fragging out of here!" Rose yelled.
"Ditto!" everyone agreed.
"Olapen, what's wrong?" Alex asked, running in.
"What do you mean? Look! There's blood all over the walls!"
"Huh? Is it your blood?"
No, its not my blood! If it was my blood I wouldn't say, hey look at the blood, I'd say, AHHHH! HELP ME! I'M OUT OF BLOOD!" Olapen yelled, glaring at Alex.
"...You're cute when you're angry!" Alex laughed.
"I love you. You love me."
"...Oh no..." Olapen whispered as a figure walked from the shadows appeared. Out of the shadows came...A ZOMBIE! "Oh..its only a zombie," Olapen smiled.
Suddenly the zombie took off his mask to reveal BARNEY!
"AHHHHHHHHHH!!"
"JACKIE CHAN! WILL SMITH! CHUCK NORRIS! SANTA CLAUS! JACK BLACK...! Dang it, Tech. You jinxed me."
"Oh frag! I think I heard him yell," Caim said.
"Nope, I heard Jack Black. The ghost might be trying to trick us. That's a smart ghost," Kaiser said.
POW!
"Ow! Something hit me!" Tech yelled. "Something invisible..."
"Oh don't be silly," Rose said. "I'm sure you just-"
POW!
"HOLY CRUD, PUNCHING GHOST!"
"Take that!" Kaiser yelled, shooting the wall with a laser pistol.
"AHHH! STOP IT! You're going to kill someone!" Caim yelled.
"Okay then, lets do this...hand to hand," Gear said, bringing up his fists. Everyone followed, punching the air and jump kicking.
"What are you doing!?" Alex asked as he and Olapen ran into the room with them.
POW!
"Ow! Something hit me!" Olapen yelled.
"I love you...You love me..."
"RUN!" Chaos screamed as he saw a purple dinosaur walking out of the shadows.
"EVERYMAN FOR HIMSELF!" Caim screamed, as they ran into a doorway with three doors on either side and one in the middle. Everyone ran down the six doors as Barney followed Tech.
START UP THE BENNY HILLS MUSIC!
Suddenly Alex ran out one door with Barney behind him, the dinosaur holding a chainsaw and leather mask. The two quickly ran down another door as Caim ran out another with Gal and Tech with him.
The three split up and ran down separate doors as Barney ran out of a door chasing Kaiser as the purple dinosaur held a machete and ore a hockey mask. The two quickly ran down one door as Alex ran out another, Gal, Veronica, and Rose sitting on his back.
All of a sudden Artix and Gear ran down one door, chasing a small wolf cub. As they ran down a door, Barney came out of another, being chased by Olapen, who had a chainsaw in hand. The two ran down another door as Kaiser ran out, holding Celestia's hand.
"Hi, I'm Kaiser," he greeted.
"Get away from my girl!" another Kaiser said, taking Celestia and going down a door.
"...What the he- AHHHH!" the GEAR student screamed as Barney charged at him, riding on a motorcycle. He quickly chased Kaiser down another door as Gear and Chaos came out another door, riding a double bike.
Alex suddenly ran out another door, with a brunette girl and blond girl behind him. "Who are you two?!"
"I'm your first love interest," the blond said.
'I'm your second," the brunette smiled.
"Love interest? Both of you?" he asked, and smiled a perverted smile as he looked at their chests and saw their breasts. "Mmmm..." he smiled licking his lips.
POW! POW!
"ALEX!" the two yelled, both punching him and blushing. "Stop that!" The punch sent the young man through one door as the two walked into another.
Gear and Gal suddenly came out another door on a hoverbike, going into the door as Kaiser flew into another one, dressed as Superman.
Tech then ran out of another with Rose and Veronica came out another and flew into another door, dressed as Wonder Woman. Tech then stared as all his friends were chasing Barney down a door, then saw them run out, being chased by an army of Barneys. They all ran down one door as Baron walked over.
"What's up?"
"BARON! You're alive?"
"Of course."
"But we heard you screaming!" Alex yelled as he walked over.
"You mean this? I found it in a room," he said, taking out a black box and pressed a button. "AHHHH! HELP ME!" Baron's voice yelled from the box.
"Well where have you been?" Veronica asked as she and the others walked over.
"Well I found this strange hallway where some kid walked into a door. He looked at me strangely and quickly closed the door. I followed him and opened the door and found a secret room, with secret documents, that had secrets information about-"
"What kind of secrets? Like how Alex sings love songs in the bathroom?" Alex's second love interest asked.
"This water is so warm! Just like my love for you! OH BABY!"
"You make me want to SHOUT! Throw my hands up and SHOUT! OH BABY!"
"Waka Laka is a neverending story! Glory! GLORY! GLORY! Waka Laka is place to be forever!"
"Sexy can I, just part my manners? Girl how you shake it got to play like-"
"HEY!"
"Anyway, I found out that Alex...IS MY DAD!"
"WHAT?!"
"I'm not paying child support!"
"And that's when I found an even more shocking secret! Tech is Alex's boilogical father!"
"What?!" Tech and Alex screamed.
"And Olapen is my sister and Alex's daughter!"
"WHAT?!" Alex and Olapen asked.
"And Veronica and Gear are really brother and sister, and my cousins!"
"I can't take all these plot twist!" Gear yelled.
"Don't worry, I can explain everything! You see-"
"Thanks for explaining everything so well, and in such good detail, son," Alex smiled.
"No problem, Dad," Baron smiled as he led them to the strange steel door.
"I still don't get the part about who Sambakza is, or what a cat and rabbit have to do with it all," Kaiser said.
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"Yeah, and I don't get the part about the girl who comes out of the TV," Alex's first love interest said.
"Or the part about Angelina Jolie," Alex's second love interest groaned.
"Hey, look, Dad! There's a bunch of weird symbols on the door!" Olapen said, pointing at black symbols on the wall.
"Those aren't just weird symbols, sis. Those are a cod to a secret so secret it will change how you see the world! You see-"
"Thanks for explaining everything so well, and in such good detail, grandson," Tech smiled.
"I still don't understand the part about a giant Clover monster!" Veronica said.
"Yeah, or the smoke monster!" Chaos groaned.
"Or the Asian guy who can control time," Gear added as they opened the door.
"Look!" Veronica yelled, pointing at a tall high school kid typing on the computer. "Who are you!?"
"Hey! You can't be here! By being here, you have brought an event so horrible, so terrible, so absolutely bad that-"
"That was a very over climatic way of telling us you could get fired," Tech said.
"Shut up."
'So who are you?"
"I'm Blade100 the author of this story."
"...So you're God?" Olapen asked.
"No, more like a director. You guys are the actors."
"Huh?" Tech asked.
"You see in the year 2415, to make TV shows better and more realistic we grab people and wipe their minds. We then make false memories and make them play out a story like they who if it was real."
"...So this is all fake?" Kaiser asked, holding a lasersword.
"No, that's real."
"...Ow!"
"Which means you shouldn't touch it."
"So wait, Alex isn't my real name?!"
"No, in fact none of you guys got your names right! Well Kaiser was close, his name is pronounced Kai-ser.'
"...What's my name?" Alex asked.
"Pimp Daddy Al X T WRONG."
"...What am I, a RAPPER?!"
"What's mine?" Veronica asked.
"Vi Oni Catie."
"...What kind of name is that!?"
"Mine?" Chaos asked.
"Officer William Khaotic."
"...This is disturbing," Baron commented. "...What now?" Baron asked.
"...Want to sing a song?" Blade100 asked.
"...HIT IT!" Alex yelled as the spotlight hit him.
Oh I'm a gummy bear
Yes I'm a gummy bear
Oh I'm a yummy jummy funny like a gummy bear
I'm a jelly bear
Yes I'm a gummy bear
Oh I'm a moovin' groovin' galam singing fummy bear
Oh yeah!
Olapen became general of the Soluna army. She has yet to be defeated in the last ten years, and is voted the greatest General ever. Her motto is 'YATTA.'
I don't care what you might think about me
You'll get by without me if you want
Well i could be the one to take you home
Baby we could rock the night alone
If we never get down it wouldn't be a let down
But sugar don't forget what you already know
That i could be the one to turn you out
We could be the talk across the town
Don't judge it by the color, confuse it for another
You might regret what you let slip away
After years of being a Hero, Tech became the founder of a highly successful videogame company called Bungie. He's currently rich and sends some extra money to his friends.
N-n-now-th-that don't kill me
Can only make me stronger
I need you to hurry up now
Cause I can't wait much longer
I know I got to be right now
Cause I can't get much wronger
Man I been waitin' all night now
That's how long I've been on ya
Kaiser married a girl with silver hair and who wore a white robe, and called herself a Priestess. They currently have twins and are rich and very happy. I bet the sex is great.
Dreaming all day
That's all she did
Ever since she was a little kid
All the teacher's thought that she was slow
She was just dreaming about her show
And when they told her she's delirious
She didn't care
She's just oblivious
She likes to make everyone curious
One day she's gonna be famous
Gal and Rose became a singer group called LEGEND OF THE STARS. They are currently the most loved band ever. Gal plays the guitar as Rose sings... they have been proposed many times by various fans.
Cause every night I will save your life
And every night I will be with you
'Cause every night I still lay awake
And I dream of an absolution
Cause every night I will make it right
And every night I will come to you
But every night it just stays the same
In my dream of an absolution
Gear became Kingadent of Soluna after Odessa Pureheart. His first order was to make boring classes shorter and fun classes longer. He currently has twelve fan clubs with atleast eight hundred in each.
Chain gleaming
Switching lanes
Two-seating
Hate him or love him
For the same reason
Can't leave it
The games needs him
Plus the people need someone to believe in
So in God's Son we trust
'Cause they know I'm gonna give 'em what they want
They looking for a hero
I guess that makes me a HERO
Chaos formed his own team and is currently a great legend. He is the adviser and second in command of a team led by Alex's son. Oddly enough the team has personalities similar to the old team.
I'm a bitch, I'm tease
I'm a goddess on my knees
When you're hurt
When you suffer
I'm your angel undercover
I've been numb
I'm revived
Can't say I'm not alive
You know I wouldn't want it ANY other way
Alex's first love interest got married and is currently happy. Alex was perfectly fine with her and the two... can stand each other...kinda.
You found me
When no one else was lookin'
How did you know just where I would be?
Yeah, you broke through
All of my confusion
The ups and the downs
And you still didn't leave
I guess that you saw what nobody could see
You found me
You found me
Alex's second love interest and him got married are a very loving couple. Oddly enough, she likes his goofy and joking attitude. I bet she's taking pity on him... I bet the sex is great though!
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Blade100 currently has six movies based off of his various stories and is rich with a completely hot girlfriend. There are currently five more movies based of his books coming this year. He says thank you to the little people (YOU)
This is why I'm hot
This is why I'm hot
This is why
This is why
This is why I'm hot
This is why I'm hot
This is why I'm hot
This is why
This is why
This is why I'm hot
I'm hot cause I'm fly
You ain't cause you're not
This is why
This is why
This is why I'm hot
This is why I'm hot
Alex continued to be a great hero and a decent husband. He had a son, and named him Charles in respect for his Dad. He went on to be a great and amazing hero for years, dying a Hero's death and got a Hero's funeral. He is known as the Hero of the Stars. He had a videogame, four movies, and a TV series based on his life. The videogame was called Mechquest.
There's a hero,
If you look inside your heart,
You don't have to be afraid
Of what you are.
There's an answer,
If you reach into your soul,
And the sorrow that you know
Will melt away.
And then a hero comes along
With the strength to carry on.
And you cast your fears aside
And you know you can survive.
So when you feel like hope is gone.
Look inside you and be strong.
And you'll finally see the truth,
That a hero lies in you.
It's a long road,
When you face the world alone,
No one reaches out a hand
For you to hold.
You can find love,
If you search within yourself,
And the emptiness you felt
Will disappear.
And then a hero comes along.
With the strength to carry on
And you cast your fears aside.
And you know you can survive.
So when you feel like hope is gone.
Look inside you and be strong.
And you'll finally see the truth,
That a hero lies in you,
Lord knows,
Dreams are hard to follow.
But don't let anyone,
Tear them away.
Hold on,
There will be tomorrow.
In time,
You'll find the way.
And then a hero comes along.
With the strength to carry on
And you cast your fears aside.
And you know you can survive.
So when you feel like hope is gone,
Look inside you and be strong.
And you'll finally see the truth,
That a hero lies in you.
That a hero lies in you.
Alex, Olapen, Kaiser, and all the others are standing in front of the Dragonork. Alex is in the center giving the thumbs up sign with his right hand and smiles as the others pose around him. Under them are the words, WE ARE HEROES!
THANK YOU FOR YOUR KIND REVIEWS AND I HOPE YOU CONTINUE TO READ MY STORIES
From Blade100.