Title: Bad Timing
Category: Smallville/Supernatural Crossover
Rating: K+
Genre: Humor/Romance/Drama
Pairing: Chloe/Dean
Prompt: #071 - Run
Word Count: 100
Summary: "Run!"

Bad Timing

-Drabble-

"Run! Damn it, Chloe. Get your ass in gear."

"If you think I'm going to leave you back here to fight on your own, hurt and alone, you can forget about it!" she yelled.

"Stop fighting with me and move your feet."

Reaching over him, she grabbed the hunting knife off his hip. "Screw that. If this bitch wants a fight, I'm not going anywhere."

"Just once, I wish you'd let me win a fight," he grumbled.

"Well maybe if you didn't pick them at the worst possible times."

"Behind you!"

Whirling around, she ducked the blow and started fighting.

Title: Betting Stupid
Category: Smallville/Supernatural Crossover
Rating: K+
Genre: Drama/Humor
Pairing: Chloe/Dean
Prompt: #072 - Walk
Word Count: 102
Summary: "I can't friggin' believe this."

Betting Stupid

-Drabble-

"I can't friggin' believe this."

"I told you not to bet her... We're in the middle of nowhere and you just had to go and bet the car."

"I had it in the bag, all right?"

"Obviously not or we wouldn't be walking right now!" she yelled, throwing her hands up.

"I'll get her back," he exclaimed.

"Yeah, well, try focusing on us getting somewhere with water and shade before coming up with a plan for your precious Impala." Hurrying ahead, she muttered under her breath about his idiocy.

With a sigh, Dean's shoulders slumped. "I'll get you back, baby," he promised.

Title: Shut Up and Drive
Category: Smallville/Supernatural Crossover
Rating: K+
Genre: Humor
Pairing: Chloe/Dean
Prompt: #073 - Drive
Word Count: 100
Summary: "I told you so."

Shut Up and Drive

-Drabble-

"I told you so," he said smugly from next to her.

"If he hadn't pulled into the gas station we were at, we'd still be walking. And you didn't really get her back so much as steal her when he wasn't looking."

"Same thing." He shrugged before stroking the dashboard affectionately. "You should be happy you're off your feet."

"I am... Next time there's any betting involved, you're not allowed to put anything useful down."

He pressed down on the accelerator. "Listen to that purr..." He sighed affectionately. "She must'a missed me."

Chloe rolled her eyes. "Shut up and drive."

Title: Real Life Horror Movie
Category: Smallville/Supernatural Crossover
Rating: K+
Genre: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Chloe/Dean
Prompt: #074 - Spare
Word Count: 100
Summary: "What do you mean you don't have a spare?"

Real Life Horror Movie

-Drabble-

"What do you mean you don't have a spare?" she asked, eyes wide.

"I mean there's not a lot of places to put one with a trunk arsenal," he replied grudgingly.

She threw her hands up. "Dean, how the hell are we supposed to get anywhere?"

"Uh, we walk, Blondie." He stuck his hands in his leather jacket and started in the opposite direction. "I think I saw a gas station this way."

"God, this is a real life horror movie waiting to happen," she muttered, following.

Wrapping an arm around her, he laughed. "No worries, sweetheart, I'll protect you."

Title: No Ma'am
Category: Smallville/Supernatural Crossover
Rating: K+
Genre: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Chloe/Dean
Prompt: #075 - Opportunity
Word Count: 100
Summary: "Kids asleep?"

No Ma'am

-Drabble-

"Kids asleep?"

"Yeah." He closed the door quickly and dragged his shirt off. "And Sammy's passed out on the couch."

"Good." She wiggled out of her jeans and walked toward him. "Hurry it up. Anybody could wake up at any second."

He laughed. "You've never told me to hurry up when we've done this before."

She rolled her eyes, wrapping her arms around his neck. "Yeah well, we have two kids who rarely sleep when we need them to. This is a rare opportunity..." She undid his jeans. "And I'm taking advantage of it. Any objections?"

He grinned. "No ma'am."