Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight, but I wish I did…. Thanks to Steph for Twilight!!

Emmett and Victoria's Secret

Ed.P.V

I quickly dragged Jasper and Emmett to the mall. They were helping me pick out Bella's ring, even though I said that they could stay at home with their lovely wives and entertain them. Its not that I didn't want them to come with me, it was just that I wanted to do something special for my Bella. I wanted privacy. But they wouldn't listen to me, so I just gave up and told them to get in the Volvo.

"Hey Edward, lets stop at Victoria's Secret…." Emmett was being annoying again.

"No Emmett, we're going to go shopping for a ring, not clothes for our lovely wives." I sighed and then kept walking alongside Jasper, but Emmett was planted there, drooling over some Victoria Secret model in the Semi-Annual sale poster.

"Emmett," I warned, " If you don't get your butt over here this instant, I will call Rose and tell her what your doing… and you know the consequences…"

Finally I got a response from "Mcdrooler" . "So what, I'm not afraid of Rose…" Emmett's curt reply stopped " WAIT…… YOU SAID ROSE!! As in Rosalie Hale, the most beautiful creature that ever touched the face of the Earth!"

I sighed and then said, "Yes, Emmett your lovely wife with a bad temper, has a thing with cars, and will deny you the privilege of X-Box 360 and some other disturbing things that I don't want to know about."

"OHHHH….. We should go to the jewelry store now"

"Yes we should."

"GUYS LETS GO!!" Jasper was becoming impatient.

So we all headed off to the Kay Jewelers.

When we finally managed to reach our destination without anymore distractions from "McDrooler" it was almost 1:00 . There was a line for assistants, but since I could "dazzle" people, I decided to walk in front of a female assistant….

"Hello," I said with my smoothest, velvety voice "I'm looking for a wedding ring for my fiancée." I made my eyes look directly into hers and then turned them on "smolder" mode.

I heard her heartbeat stutter and then her thoughts, " OHH MY GOD!! He is sooo hott! I want to attend to him right now, but there's a line… I'll just tell Nora to handle them." "Um, hi! My name is Kristen," said the short bleached blond head, "Can I help you with anything?"

"Yes, may I see your best diamond wedding rings and your most unique ones?" I asked in a seductive tone.

Her heartbeat stuttered again, " Wait… He's going to get married! Can't get a break here. HMPH!"

A small smile crept up on my face because of her thoughts. I decided to dazzle her with my smile…. She was stunned for a second and then she walked over to a huge case.

"Here you are …" she hesitated when she didn't know my name

"Edward Cullen" I said smoothly

Her eyes widened. " WOW! Did he just say Cullen?! OMG! OMG! That's why he's soo hott… I wonder if he'll introduce me to his brothers… Emmett is soo yummy looking"

"Mr. Cullen." she said as finished her previous sentence.

"Thank you" I smiled again just for the fun of it. I searched for a while, then I found it in the corner of a case. It managed to sparkle in the subdued light, just like Bella did. She lit up my sky like a comet.

It was beautiful. No, not beautiful, better than beautiful, too beautiful to be described in words. It was a beautiful platinum band, with a perfect princess cut diamond set in the middle. Then on both sides of the diamond, were two, slim rectangular diamonds accompanying the center of attention. Just like Bella. In fact it screamed "BELLA'S RING" I was happy with my pick. It was perfect.

"Excuse me, Kristen?" I asked gently.

"Yes?" She tried to reply back seductively, but it just turned out to be nasally.

"I want to purchase this ring."

I watched her face fall as I basically told her that I was done shopping. "Sure" She replied curtly.

She picked up the ring and then shoved it into a small mahogany box. Then she stood up and walked to the cash register. I waited patiently for her and her human reflexes to calculate the expenses. But I already knew the amount.

"That will be 13,578." She then eyed me doubtfully.

I handed her my black shiny American Express card. After she swiped it, her eyebrows shot off her head. She was clearly impressed by my credit line. "Wow… he has a really awesome credit line… I wonder if his fiancée is marrying him only for his money…"

I was outraged by here thought. Everyone who knew Bella and me well, knew that she loved me. Not my money or house or things. She just loved me for who I was.

She quickly handed me my credit card back, and then I signed the receipt. She handed me my ring and then said, " Come back soon Mr. Cullen."

I shuddered at the way she almost purred my name, but I shook off that thought. But now, I had to find Emmett and Jasper. I had a feeling that they were be Victoria's Secret…

As I headed downstairs towards Victoria's Secret, I paused to buy Bella a chocolate- chip cookie to bring her. That was when I saw Jasper and Emmett. They were in a neighboring store called Hot Topic. The two morons were going ballistic over a Harry Potter shirt that they were selling. I walked in the store and then heard giggles. A group of girls had formed behind me with pens and pads of paper.

"Oh My God!!" A girl with shoulder length mousy brown hair and buck teeth said , " Look girls! Its Robert Pattinson!!"

Then the swarm of girls all said in unison, "Can we have your autograph?"

I looked at them with a confused expression on my face. Who the heck was Robert Pattinson?! "Sorry, I think you have the wrong person." I said.

They didn't believe me. Then suddenly a girl pulled out a shirt form her Hot Topic bag and on there was a huge blown up picture of me and Bella. And under that was in fancy writing " twilight" . I looked at it surprised, then took Emmett and Jaspers' hand and dashed out of the store

Apparently, there was a book called Twilight that was going to be a movie and the actor looked just like me. Today was going to be a long day… I couldn't wait to get back to my precious angel, Bella.

A/N: This chapter was dedicated to umbrella academy for being such a great friend. Thanks! It means a lot to me! And if anyone noticed, the girl with mousy brown hair was Hermione from Harry Potter. Hope you enjoyed it! Alisha :P