Title: Smudged, Crossed and Burned Lines
Category: Smallville/Supernatural Crossover
Rating: K+
Genre: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Chloe/Dean, Sam
Prompt: #086 - Line
Word Count: 100
Summary: "There's a line, Sammy!"
Smudged, Crossed and Burned Lines
-Drabble-
"There's a line, Sammy!"
"You already slept with her!"
He frowned. "Okay, so the line got smudged."
"You've been sleeping with for three months already!" he exclaimed
"So the line's really smudged. Gimme a break here!"
Sam sighed. "All right. There was a line. But you crossed it, you burned it, and just face it, you're only bringing it up because no Metallica or Led Zeppelin blasting is going to change how you feel about her."
He glared. "Yeah? And how's that?"
"Come on, Dean, we both know you're in love with her."
"Fine. Whatever. Just don't tell her that."
Title: Possessed Primates
Category: Smallville/Supernatural Crossover
Rating: K+
Genre: Humor
Pairing: Chloe/Dean
Prompt: #087 - Monkey
Word Count: 102
Summary: "Have you ever heard of this happening before?"
Possessed Primates
-Drabble-
"Have you ever heard of this happening before?"
She snorted. "Yeah, I just never took people seriously."
"They've got a whole world to friggin' possess and they choose a monkey. What the hell did he ever do to them?"
"Besides look adorably cute? Look at him... Aww..."
"Chloe! He's possessed. Stop cooing at him."
"Possessed and currently stuck in a zoo... What's he going to do? Throw his banana at me?"
Splat!
"No..." Dean glared, tossing the banana peel on the ground and wiping his face. "He's going to throw his stupid ass banana at me."
Chloe laughed. "He just got cuter."
Title: Bad Idea
Category: Smallville/Supernatural Crossover
Rating: K+
Genre: Humor
Pairing: Chloe/Dean
Prompt: #088 - Nail
Word Count: 102
Summary: "Man... What I would give to get a piece of her..."
Bad Idea
-Drabble-
"Man... What I would give to get a piece of her..."
"'Scuse me?"
"The blonde... playing pool? Nail her any day."
"Yeah? You like her?" Dean asked the stranger.
"Who wouldn't? You know her?"
"Yeah, I know her."
"You wanna put a good word in for me?"
"Hey Chlo?"
She turned.
"Boy here wants to nail you."
"I'll get the car," Sam sighed.
"Give me five minutes before you spill blood," Chloe advised.
The stranger blinked. "Uh... Sorry man. She yours?"
"She's my wife... You still wanna nail her?"
"If I say no, will you still hit me?"
"What do you think?"
Title: Not So Over
Category: Smallville/Supernatural Crossover
Rating: T
Genre: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Chloe/Dean
Prompt: #089 - Over
Word Count: 102
Summary: "Just leave already!"
Not So Over
-Drabble-
"Just leave already!" she yelled, trying not to cry.
"No way. Not until this crap is figured the hell out."
"It is! All right? It's over. Now go! Please!" She hurried away from his reaching hands.
"You wanna tell me why you suddenly wanna shut this thing we got down?"
"This thing, Dean? Isn't that explanation enough?"
"What? You wanna label? Fine. You're my girlfriend; my one and only girlfriend. You happy now? Can we stop with the crying yet?"
"No, we can't. Now will you leave, already?"
"Stop kicking me out and tell me what the fuck is wrong."
"I'm pregnant!"
Title: Regular Friday Night, Sort Of
Category: Smallville/Supernatural Crossover
Rating: K+
Genre: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Chloe/Dean
Prompt: #090 - Police
Word Count: 100
Summary: "This is all your fault."
Regular Friday Night, Sort Of
-Drabble-
"This is all your fault," she sighed, glaring.
"How the hell is this my fault?"
"You just had to piss them off. If you'd kept your big mouth shut we wouldn't be sitting in the back of a police car right now!"
"We'll get out of this. We always do."
"Yeah, right after we call Sam!"
He frowned. "What are you tryin' to say?"
"Listen closely... You suck!"
He snorted. "Nice, Chloe. Really. I'm so flattered."
"And I'm handcuffed. This is so not how I planned tonight."
"What's so different? It's Friday, there's handcuffs involved, totally normal."
"Shut up, Dean."