After Leah and Carley left to their world, Snow White left and said to call if Fiona goess out of control.
Shrek wondered what she meant by that as they next day, he found Fiona crying with her head on the table.
"Fiona, what's wrong? Are you okay?" He asked.
"We're-We're out of chocloate ice cream! Why? I didn't even get to finish it!" She wept.
"...Uh, it's okay. I'll buy some more later," Shrek told her patting her back as she rubbed her eyes and stopped crying.
"This is all your fault!" She suddenly yelled.
"What?"
Don't play dumb with me! You're the only one who loves chocolate and didn't leave any for me or the kids!! Don't you care!?"
"Of course, I do."
"Then, why didn't you leave any ice cream for us, you lazy fatass!! Why don't you get a job and bring us some money!?"
This was freaking Shrek out as he was about to go outside and let Fiona cool off until she grabbed her husband by the legs. "Please! Don't leave! I'm sorry for yelling at you for being a lazy fatass! Please!! Don't leave me!!" She cried as Shrek hugged her until she pushed him off her, "Get away from! Why aren't you going out her to find a job!? Don't you want out kids to go to college!?"
"But ogres don't need to go to colle-"
"SHUT-UP!!" Then, the next thing Shrek knew, he was flying outside. Landing into a pile of mud.
He wiped away the mud from his eyes. Wondering what the hell just happened.
He then called Donkey on his cellphone for Dragon to pick up the triplets and take them to a safe place until Fiona calmed down.
The kids understood as they got on Dragon's back.
"Shrek, what's going on in there?" Donkey wondered.
"...Uh, it's a...woman thing." Was all Shrek said as Dragon knew what he meant and flew away. Leaving the ogre all alone.
Then, he began to think about what Snow White was telling him.
(This is a Flashback!!)
'Before I go, I have to tell you something,' Snow White said.
'What is it?' Shrek wondered.
'Try to be careful when you're around Fiona for the next five days.'
'Careful? Why? She's my wife.'
'Because I talked to one of your female cousins who told me that ogress' that are on their periods get to be...a little hostile.'
'Hostile?'
(Ending The Flashback!!)
Shrek finally knew what Snow White meant as he thought in the back of his head, 'These are going to be the longest five days of my life.'
