And for the next four days, Fiona was on an emotional rampage. The first day wasn't that bad for Shrek, but on the second day, she was happy one moment at Shrek, then yelling at him for not paying that much attention to her. On the third day, it got worse.
She was literally, throwing furniture at Shrek who wore army clothes along with a helmet and boots was dodging them. Chairs, tables, anything that was thrown directly at his way. And as the hours went by, the strong ogre began to fear his wife and started to sleep on the couch.
It was so bad that he even hid under the kitchen table when Fiona entered one day during the week. On the fifth day, Leah, Carley, and Snow White decided to visit Shrek as they saw the door was open.
They knew something wasn't right as they entered the house.
"Woah," Leah gasped seeing that it looked like a bomb hit the inside of the house.
And it did.
There were papers scattered all over the floor with turned over tables, chairs, and couches. The TV was broken with kitchen knives sticking out of the wall along with forks and even spoons!
"Wait. Where's Shrek?" Carley wondered as the three of them heard soft whimpering coming from the kitchen and followed it. Seeing Shrek.
"Holy crap!" Leah said. Seeing the state he was in.
Shrek was huddled in the corner in a feedle position still wearing his army clothes. It looked like he was writing something on a sheet of paper.
It was his Will.
It read:
To my friends and family who will find me in a pile of...stuff.
Donkey, I leave you my Xbox 360 for you and the kids to play.
Snow White, my certificate to Taco Ball.
Carley, my lucky knife that is underneath the covers of my bed.
Leah, my lucky mud wrestling belt and ninja gear.
"Hey, how come Leah gets to have two things while we get one?" Snow White exclaimed making Shrek scream like a little girl.
"Please, don't hurt me!" He cried.
"Shrek, it's us. We're here to help you," Carley told him. Seeing the ogre calm down.
"Guys? Oh, thank god you're here!"
"What the hell happened to this place?" Leah wondered.
"...It...It was horrible! I couldn't stop her!"
"Who her? Was it Rapunzel? I'll kick that bitch's ass if she did anything to you!" Carley and Snow White looked at what Leah said. "What?"
"She...She attacked me like a wild animal! What did I do to deserve this!?" Shrek cried as Carley held him.
"I think he's talking about Fiona," Snow White said.
"Oh. Where is Fiona, anyway?" Leah wondered as Snow White followed the little droppings of blood on the floor into the bedroom.
As she did that, Carley smelled something sour in the air and saw a damp area around Shrek's pants.
"...Did you pee your pants?"
"...No."
"Wow. You were that scared of your wife?" Leah said who tried so hard not to laugh.
"Shut-up! If you were her, you'd understand!" Shrek whimpered.
"Why didn't you call us so we could've helped you?" Carley asked.
"I couldn't. After I tried to call you guys, Fiona threw it at the back of my head."